This is really why it wont leave.

LaChanz: This is really why it wont leave.

Holy Hand Grenades! Owl approves.

I find this kinda cool.

O'RLY owl is only funny when he appears suddenly in a thread where the headline hasn't mentioned him....

LaChanz: This is really why it wont leave.

benny benassi ftw!

wow, it's been a while

whizbang: O'RLY owl is only funny when he appears suddenly in a thread where the headline hasn't mentioned him....

FTFA: The Home Depot Inc., based in Atlanta, is the nation's No. 1 home improvement retailer.

And we needed this information to round out the article why? Just in case the owl was pondering the worthiness of it's home?

Yarly? Is it a pirate owl?

Doesn't this violate Home Depot's policy of poisoning birds in the store and killing endangered species to make room for new stores?

/Joey Logano sucks

/hot stuff

Although the great horned owl is a fierce predator, Scarborough said this owl probably doesn't pose a threat to anyone at the store.

Until someone slips on some owl vomit and sues the store.

LaChanz: This is really why it wont leave.

Bonetron.

Anyone have pics of said owl?

WTFDYW: Anyone have pics of said owl?

I GIS'd "killer owl" to try and find something entertaining, came across this instead



/hot like some venom

WTFDYW
Anyone have pics of said owl?

Police do have a sketch




/not mine but needs to be posted

WTFDYW: Anyone have pics of said owl?

This article (pops) has a pic but they won't let me HL it.

Much better than shopping for lumber under the ceiling pigeons who have shat all over everything.

Outtaphase: WTFDYW: Anyone have pics of said owl?

This article (pops) has a pic but they won't let me HL it.



Home Depot owl scoffs at your lack of effort.

Magics5RIP: Home Depot owl scoffs at your lack of effort.

As well he should. First cup not down yet.

ErgosumDominati: /hot stuff

i made that pic

/owls are great
//whee!!

he's kinda scary lookin'

A bird in a home improvement store. That is news? Oh wait! This is Fark!

/ nevermind

Magics5RIP: Outtaphase: WTFDYW: Anyone have pics of said owl?

This article (pops) has a pic but they won't let me HL it.



Home Depot owl scoffs at your lack of effort.

also.. "It puts the lotion in the basket."



/second thing I thought of.

LaChanz: This is really why it wont leave.

That reminds me. I need to go buy a new drill, or sander, or something. I really like the jackhammers.

/ yes, I would jackhammer her.

Every one is fond of owls. (Yeah, it pops.)

Makh: Every one is fond of owls. (Yeah, it pops.)

lol, that is epic on the badger badger badger level of epicness

WTFDYW: Anyone have pics of said owl?

Found 1

LaChanz: This is really why it wont leave.

FTFA The Home Depot Inc., based in Atlanta, is the nation's No. 1 home improvement retailer.


Wowho-Who, Free Advertising!!
Seriously WTF is up with this?

Makh: Every one is fond of owls. (Yeah, it pops.)

OK, that was just weird.

Kentucky Fried Children: Makh: Every one is fond of owls. (Yeah, it pops.)

lol, that is epic on the badger badger badger level of epicness

Same guy too.

Meh.
Not nearly as disturbing as the waitresses at the last Hooters I was at.

At least it's an owl. At least 3 of the stores I work at have flocks of pigeons. Which means that there is pigeon poop all over the merchandise in outside garden. So gross. I hate sky rats.

The rats are as big as chihuahuas in some of our stores. They love all the free bird and grass seed.

IMHO owls seem to be getting more prevalent and/or less scared of humans. I've got a small owl that sits on my back porch about 10 feet from me a few times a month. My friend has a huge one in the tree behind his house and he lives a half mile from downtown Atlanta.

The owls are probably working as spies for the Masons. Or maybe the Illuminati. Could go either way on this one.

raunchy: Which means that there is pigeon poop all over the merchandise in outside garden. So gross. I hate sky rats.



/hot
//like a BB to an ass cheek

/mental process was [buying lumber] > [need additional lumber] > [more pylons are required]
//decided not to post the fark off Aldaris due to the giant F bomb in it

So long after the store gets shut down due to the economy, the state will have to pay someone to come by and keep the plants alive. Because the raptor is protected

Wouldn't the owl shiat all over the place? I guess pellets filled with rodent hair and bones are better than semi-liquid pigeon guano, but still...

subaudio: Wouldn't the owl shiat all over the place? I guess pellets filled with rodent hair and bones are better than semi-liquid pigeon guano, but still...

The waste of a great horned owl isn't all that bad. When I was still a teen (back during the stone-age) my brother had a falconry license. For a time he was training a great horned. Very cool bird. When he left town for a couple of weeks I had to care for it. Having a great horned own sitting on your hand (with glove) was just about the best way to strike up a conversation with a hottie.

whizbang: O'RLY owl is only funny when he appears suddenly in a thread where the headline hasn't mentioned him....

How about O'RLY brand?

Ah, home depot. The reason sawmills are out of business. Where else can you find grade stamped (though it shouldn't be) lumber at less than the cost of production? Wait till they finish their plan to destroy the independent sawmill, then jack up the prices on 2x4s.

\has a mill
\\still refuses to buy limber at home depot or lowe's even though it costs me more to make