I'd hit all of them.

With a truck.

Meth is a helluva drug.

Meth'll do that to ya'.

there really is nothing on earth quite like an old whore, huh?

Who? Farks? That??

PacManDreaming: Meth is a helluva drug.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Meth'll do that to ya'.

My thoughts exactly.

Just sad. I don't have it in me to laugh at people that are that far down.

Didn't anyone submit this under the Jennifer Garner angle?

Uh. Yeah, that's just. Huh.
Very sad.

Those pictures could easily be still images taken right out of a horror movie.

wow. just wow.

in the worst conceivable sense.

elvisaintdead: wow. just wow.

in the worst conceivable sense.

You said it all......yikes!

Top row, center, is 41.

41.

The same age as Nicole Kidman.

And Julia Roberts.

I'm surprised just one of them had drug paraphernalia.

Con_Authority: Those pictures could easily be still images taken right out of a horror movie.

The lady on the lower left could easily be a still image from Deliverance.

OMG! Their hideous in the worst possible way.

That can't be real..I refuse to believe it's real.

Dr.Knockboots: .I refuse to believe it's real.

You lack imagination.


/and a sufficiently cynical view of humanity

wtfisthat: OMG! Their hideous in the worst possible way.

Your login is funny here.

Carrie Reynolds might be hittable by my standards, but wow would it take a lot of alcohol. The rest are Unhittable even by my low standards.

Note to self: don't hire a hooker in Hattiesburg.

I'm voting this down, for all of us.

xpennyroyaltyx: there really is nothing on earth quite like an old whore, huh?

Old! French! Whore!

/I think my whore is dead.

These prostitutes will make... IT... sting!

/*waits*
//*crickets*
///Shuttup.

Ummmm, guys pay money to have sex with those?

None of them. Not in a million years.

///thought Southern belles were hot?

Jesus H Christ on a Motorbike.

I've never been that desperate.

These women live in Hattiesburg? I don't believe it.

Oh, wait, yes I do.

Damn. I thought those were promo shots for an upcoming Rolling Stones reunion.

Eh, I've had worse.

They all have sharp knees.

Just to be sure.

mikemoto: Carrie Reynolds might be hittable by my standards, but wow would it take a lot of alcohol. The rest are Unhittable even by my low standards.

Yeah, boy!! That Carrie Reynolds is one foxy chick.

I think she just looks hittable when seen beside those other creatures.

I'd probably fark Carrie.

Nineinchnosehair: Con_Authority: Those pictures could easily be still images taken right out of a horror movie.

The lady on the lower left could easily be a still image from Deliverance.

Night of the Living Dead Whore

mikemoto: Carrie Reynolds might be hittable by my standards, but wow would it take a lot of alcohol. The rest are Unhittable even by my low standards.

Yeah, the best of a very bad lot. I'd make sure you saved some of that alcohol to dip Mr. Happy in afterward - just to kill the germs.

/And maybe the taste
//Y'know for the next girl.

Not enough drugs and alcohol in the universe for me to fark those hags, and I have pretty low standards.

Carrie Reynolds has the same skin that fake Arnold had in the first Terminator when he performs surgery on his eye in the bathroom.

I'm pretty sure that these are Civil War dead pictures that Ken Burns did not use in his series.

"Wow, I've never seen so many DEAD HOOKERS!"


/Anybody?

Where'd you learn to talk like that?

Your dads been farkin' them all! HAHAHA.

Kinda reminds me of Wisconsin Death Trip.

Deacon Blue: mikemoto: Carrie Reynolds might be hittable by my standards, but wow would it take a lot of alcohol. The rest are Unhittable even by my low standards.

Yeah, boy!! That Carrie Reynolds is one foxy chick.

I think she just looks hittable when seen beside those other creatures.


Exactly.

If you have to pick one to have sex with... if it's some punishment in Hell or something... then you pick the least offensive, in this case Carrie Reynolds.

If you're in the real world, where you have freedom of choice... you check the "none of the above" box, and go find some women who don't have syph, the clap and scabies.

/I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
//actually, no, no I wouldn't