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(Some Guy) Dumbass Teacher shows student more than geography - blue lines are not roads (with pic)   (mywesttexas.com) divider line 111
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CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 09:38:31 PM  
I dated several girls in college who ended up becoming teachers. I'm glad I didn't marry one of them. I'd hate to be her husband.

 
Psychotropic 2009-04-24 09:55:09 PM  
How outraged am I supposed to get over a 17 year old boy banging a 23 year old teacher, especially when 17 is the age of consent in Texas?

 
BullsHitter [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:17:41 PM  
Penalty is not less than two years and not more than 20 years and up to a $10,000 fine, Dickie said.

Harsh.

Dickie

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:19:09 PM  
Psychotropic: How outraged am I supposed to get over a 17 year old boy banging a 23 year old teacher, especially when 17 is the age of consent in Texas?

Not to mention 17 and 23 is barely outside of the creepy rule.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-04-24 10:26:22 PM  
And her name is Kenzi Friday. Now this has porno written all over it.

 
foxyg 2009-04-24 10:27:05 PM  
GAT_00: Psychotropic: How outraged am I supposed to get over a 17 year old boy banging a 23 year old teacher, especially when 17 is the age of consent in Texas?

Not to mention 17 and 23 is barely outside of the creepy rule.


if it was 18 and 24, no one would bat an eye.

But, it's more about her being in a position of authority than the actual age difference.

If her knees weren't so sharp, I'd be saying RAWR.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-04-24 10:27:13 PM  
Jeebus. 17 to 23. Six whole years and this, admittedly dumbass, will do two years in the joint. Strange, that.

 
All Apologies 2009-04-24 10:28:07 PM  
Just weird, she's no unhittable.

If you meet a teacher these days, you kind of have to consider whether or not she'll be arrested down the line for banging a student.

I wonder if it's a competitive thing with the younger chicks in the class.

 
moralpanic 2009-04-24 10:28:29 PM  
Definitely fappable. I'll brb.

 
gorgor 2009-04-24 10:29:23 PM  
She's already got the Big Dipper on her face.
Did he add the Milky Way?

 
oldsbone [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:30:14 PM  
Facepalm for all the stupid teachers out there.

/Am I the only teacher in the world who doesn't want to have an inappropriate relationship with my students?

//Seriously, they're nice people and all...but they're so...young! Even the high schoolers just seem like pre-people to me.

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:30:58 PM  
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atomic-age [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:31:44 PM  
That's a lot of moles.

 
TJT 2009-04-24 10:31:54 PM  
moralpanic: Definitely fappable. I'll brb.

Dude get out of my bathroom I has me some fapping to do in there.

/Ok I'll wait

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-04-24 10:33:06 PM  
Damnit, why can't my history prof get with this trend?!

 
naugahyde monkey 2009-04-24 10:34:10 PM  
i'm not a fan of the term "sexual relations"

/stupid hillbilly clinton

 
journeymd 2009-04-24 10:34:58 PM  
Wrong_Intentions: And her name is Kenzi Friday. Now this has porno written all over it.

Came to say this. WTF kind of name is that for anything besides adult entertainment?

 
biohazard76 2009-04-24 10:35:13 PM  
heh, this is amusing:

Link to Google cached facebook search result (new window)

She was a fan of "Extreme Youth Leadership"... and how! ;)

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:35:39 PM  
Wrong_Intentions: Damnit, why can't my history prof get with this trend?!


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Dingo7734 2009-04-24 10:36:02 PM  
I'd hit it if her face weren't all covered with teh melanomnomnoma.

/slashtastic!

 
skinink 2009-04-24 10:36:05 PM  

"The charge of improper relationship between educator and student is a second-degree felony. Penalty is not less than two years and not more than 20 years and up to a $10,000 fine, Dickie said."


I agree with this part. It's still a power thing and that teacher should know better. Despite 17 being legal in Texas (?) and only a six year difference, if this was a male teacher and a female student people would want to see the guy charged.


She is cute although her face has a connect-the-dots quality to it.


 
xpennyroyaltyx [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:36:24 PM  
oldsbone: Facepalm for all the stupid teachers out there.

/Am I the only teacher in the world who doesn't want to have an inappropriate relationship with my students?



this. when i read about these things, i always reflect on my own students, and try to understand what these people could possibly see in a teenage boy. my oldest students, they're 17 and 18. . .
and gross. . . just gross.

 
dr.zaeus 2009-04-24 10:37:01 PM  
atomic-age: That's a lot of moles.

Was she a chemistry teacher?

 
detfrost1 [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:37:39 PM  
All that potential skin cancer on her face and neck, girl needs to go to the doctor.

 
geom_00 2009-04-24 10:37:44 PM  
If I said it once, I've said it a hundred times. She is teaching how to topography!

See...now if you contour the mounds here....

 
Vangor [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:38:28 PM  
While I don't necessarily believe this trend has spiked, merely reports are becoming less stigmatized (a boy tattling that he's getting some from an adult...seriously, stop wasting it) and therefore more public as well as passed via the media more often, but I see this weekly or more frequent occurrence as backlash against the stigma of men around children.

Just thought to mention how we seem to be pressing on in the same direction wearing skirts instead of slacks.

 
simpsonfan 2009-04-24 10:39:24 PM  
She was also cheerleading coach. giggety.

 
spookybee 2009-04-24 10:41:05 PM  
does someone have that chart handy?

 
GENETICBAGGAGE 2009-04-24 10:43:17 PM  
Yes Yes Hell Yes !!! Fist of God and all that..

Mole...........

 
biohazard76 2009-04-24 10:43:25 PM  
All those moles are probably benign... although it looks like she might have pigmented spots on her lips, which could be a sign of Peutz-Jeghers syndrome

 
djstortion 2009-04-24 10:43:41 PM  
dr.zaeus: atomic-age: That's a lot of moles.

Was she a chemistry teacher?


I lol'd!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:45:07 PM  
Look, it's not her fault, or the kid's either. One of the comments said it all:

Unbelievable wrote on Apr 24, 2009 12:03 PM:
" Satan is alive and well, continuing to steal, kill and destroy. One more example of what happens when you take pray (and God) out of schools. "


If they just put that pray back into the schools, none of this ever would have happened!

 
spookybee 2009-04-24 10:45:27 PM  
oh and, "connect the dots! LA LA LA LA!"

www.grudge-match.com

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:46:55 PM  
spookybee: does someone have that chart handy?

Chart? ...

*shuffling through papers, pictures ...*

What chart? There were supposed to be charts ??!

/Yea,I know .... id-10-T, but I have fun with it anyway ....

 
bmwericus 2009-04-24 10:47:26 PM  
It's that old Position of Authority that's going to hang her up to dry.

Feel bad for her husband - I mean, they can't have been married more than oh, 5 years and she's already seeing younger guys? Wow, he's going to have a complex eh?

 
BarrRepublican 2009-04-24 10:48:28 PM  
That blue part on the map is land, right?

 
maldinero 2009-04-24 10:49:04 PM  
Looks like a female Keith Olberman with major moleage.

 
texastag 2009-04-24 10:49:09 PM  
foxyg: GAT_00: Psychotropic: How outraged am I supposed to get over a 17 year old boy banging a 23 year old teacher, especially when 17 is the age of consent in Texas?

Not to mention 17 and 23 is barely outside of the creepy rule.

if it was 18 and 24, no one would bat an eye.

But, it's more about her being in a position of authority than the actual age difference.

If her knees weren't so sharp, I'd be saying RAWR.


True. Here in Texas...

Texas Penal Code, Section 21.12 - Improper Relationship Between Educator and Student



CHAPTER 21. SEXUAL OFFENSES

21.12. IMPROPER RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN EDUCATOR AND STUDENT.
(a) An employee of a public or private primary or secondary school commits an offense if the employee engages in sexual contact, sexual intercourse, or deviate sexual intercourse with a person who is enrolled in a public or private primary or secondary school at which the employee works and who is not the employee's spouse.
(b) An offense under this section is a felony of the second degree.
(c) If conduct constituting an offense under this section also constitutes an offense under another section of this code, the actor may be prosecuted under either section or both sections. "

 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:49:28 PM  
I've been with much worse than that...

 
adrienne barbeaubot 2009-04-24 10:49:49 PM  
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Megain [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:50:20 PM  
megain.smugmug.com

 
WildMonkey 2009-04-24 10:50:27 PM  
Throw that biatch in jail and fire her ass.
YAY! Equality under the law! Now let it apply to the rich!

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:50:33 PM  
One has to wonder if the sheer volume of pheromones wafting around a high school have something to do with cases like this.

 
dr.zaeus 2009-04-24 10:51:33 PM  
BarrRepublican: That blue part on the map is land, right?

Uh... no, it's Vermont.

 
anfrind 2009-04-24 10:53:04 PM  
Gyrfalcon:

Fundamentalism is alive and well, continuing to steal, kill and destroy. One more example of what happens when you take separation of church and state out of schools.

 
xpennyroyaltyx [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:53:42 PM  
BarrRepublican: That blue part on the map is land, right?

i blue myself :)

 
dr.zaeus 2009-04-24 10:54:55 PM  
xpennyroyaltyx: BarrRepublican: That blue part on the map is land, right?

i blue myself :)


If you lived in Vermont, you wouldn't have to do it alone.

 
betona 2009-04-24 10:54:57 PM  
There seems to be a never-ending line of teachers willing to do this. 10 years of Fark making these events very well known and still the teachers do it again.

Next week, we'll read about another one. And the week after that, another.

/I used to live in Midland

 
PadreScout 2009-04-24 10:55:28 PM  
Go Bulldogs!

I'm MHS alumni and it's about farking time we had a good sex scandal in that school.

 
texastag 2009-04-24 10:58:30 PM  
Still, have you ever been to Midland/Odessa Texas? I'm amazed there aren't people going batshiat crazy out there on a daily basis. It's the middle of absolute farking nowhere. Flat. No scenery. Nothing. Dust storms. That whole panhandle region up through Lubbock and Amarillo? No thanks!

My wife's company offered Midland/Odessa as a transfer opportunity once if she wanted it.

She declined thank God!

 
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