Did he type "gub" instead of "gun"?

Meanwhile Harry Buttle heads for the hills.

/Not Craw! Craw!!!

My complications had complications!

You know who else could not be out in the daytime?

Wanted for questioning.

Meh. Can't work up the rage in support of a 17 year old that still doesn't have a drivers license and took his parents car without permission.

I doubt a few extra days in jail will really impact this kid's life.

The P and the A are nowhere near eachother... AM PM AM PM
FEEL yourself type it out!
Still...Yeah. Bummer,

Yeah, subby, just a random person. Pssst.

Usually, before I sign a piece of paper with terms in which my violation of them means a free visit to a concrete box, I check for errors first.

SomeType foo = new IncompatibleType();

Those police sure do hate programmers.

I agree with beautifulbob

This kid needs to grow and take responsibility for his actions

Maybe this will help him crossover into manhood .. maybe not

A few days in jail probably would do him so good in terms of understanding the consequences of doing dumbass stuff.

Imagine if he cracked the car up and killed someone. Or did so while sucking on a 40 and killed a kid and the mom getting groceries. What does that do to the family and their financial picture. Lawsuits one after another...no insurance, lose the house, distress and embarrassment for the family...living with the knowledge and killing someone.

Kids need to grow up a little bit slower. Put away the ipod, cell phone, laptop, skateboard.

Get a haircut..get a job...volunteer...read a book...

and get the hell off my lawn

Bloody typical, they've gone back to metric without telling us.

I bet they told him to confess right away. Think of his credit score!

my ducts, they is farked
/robert dinero plz

Born and raised a burgher

grew up in Oakland...family in Polish Hill...J&L family...Forbes Field bleachers...watched The Great One in right field as a kid

Go Stillers

galacticwhale:
Hi, there. I want to talk to you about ducts.

I bet this happens to Brazillions of people every day.

berylman: galacticwhale:
Hi, there. I want to talk to you about ducts.

Do you have a 27b stroke 6?

yay freedom!

We're all in this together, kid.

Loved the headline. Would read it again. Even with typos.

mediaho: We're all in this together, kid.



OH SHI-

It's probably pretty common that someone's curfew is from 7am to 7pm.

"You have to say it! You have to say the numbah!"

Came here to find Brazil reference, realized it was already mentioned in the headline, came in to see moar, won't leave disappointed.

/Stays a while in an awkward silence.
//Er...I should go now.

dowhileworkingFARKloop: I bet this happens to Brazillions of people every day.

Heh.

My friends van once came up on the police computer machine as a station wagon. Felony stops are no fun. Only fun par was my friend at 17 was 280lbs and 6'-2".

\Step out of the car.
\\Um... get back in the car and keep your hands on the wheel.

numb3r5ev3n: berylman: galacticwhale:
Hi, there. I want to talk to you about ducts.

Do you have a 27b stroke 6?

of course i do
/i suppose one has to expect a certian amount of paperwork

This is your receipt for your husband... and this is my receipt for your receipt.

/brilliant!

That is probably one of the FUNNIEST description/tie-ins with a two-hour-plus-pain-terry-gilliam-film I have read in a long time.

I'm still smarting from laughing so much!!

Now they've got the whole country cordoned off, Can't make a move without a 27B/6. Bloody paperwork!

Interestingly, the Harry Tuttle character is something of a hero in nutjob rightwing militia circles, the kind of people who perpetrated the Oklahoma City bombing.

bustle in my hedgerow: Lawsuits one after another...no insurance, lose the house

You can't sue for injury (including death) in NZ; NZers gave up the right to sue in exchange for a mandatory government-run insurance scheme.

There'd be a criminal prosecution, and that's it.

/Your family member's injury or death, whilst sad, is not your get-rich-quick opportunity

bustle in my hedgerow: Imagine if he cracked the car up and killed someone. Or did so while sucking on a 40 and killed a kid and the mom getting groceries. What does that do to the family and their financial picture. Lawsuits one after another...no insurance, lose the house, distress and embarrassment for the family...living with the knowledge and killing someone.

Imagine if he hadn't hurt anybody. Then what? Nothing. Wow. Novel concept. It's not a crime if you don't hurt somebody. Brilliant!

bustle in my hedgerow: Born and raised a burgher

grew up in Oakland...family in Polish Hill...J&L family...Forbes Field bleachers...watched The Great One in right field as a kid

Go Stillers

Gretzky played baseball?

/sorry, immersed in Stanley Cup playoffs

Brazil's all fine and dandy, but Gordon Dixon had this confused identity stuff figured out way back in 1965.

Free read: Link (pops)

Archibald. Not Harry, Archibald.

if_i_really_have_to: bustle in my hedgerow: Lawsuits one after another...no insurance, lose the house

You can't sue for injury (including death) in NZ; NZers gave up the right to sue in exchange for a mandatory government-run insurance scheme.

There'd be a criminal prosecution, and that's it.

/Your family member's injury or death, whilst sad, is not your get-rich-quick opportunity

I didn't think I needed to localize my comment to New Zealand. Although I am sure most Farkers regularly cite NZ's right to sue laws in daily life...

Furthermore I was conjecting.

Anyone have a problem with conjecting.

Poor decision making does not know political boundries.

You can be dumbass anywhere

"Kids need to grow up a little bit slower. Put away the ipod, cell phone, laptop, skateboard.

Get a haircut..get a job...volunteer...read a book..."

Doing all of that gets you absolutely nothing in life.
I know onceyou are a wage slave you really made it.