I'd hit that like there's no tomorrow.

I call sloppy seconds!

You can thank me later.

I can't wait till this thread fills up with Beyonce pics. Jay-Z is a lucky man.

Would I have sex with Beyonce Knowles? Yes. But there can't be a Nintendo DSi in the room when we do it.

/That commercial with her in it is annoying.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: That commercial Anything with her in it is annoying.

FTFY

I'm not sure about having kids, but I'd sure as hell like to practice making them with her.

No thanks.

Beyonce confirms her hips are now wide enough to have children
And her legs?

Bob Down: Beyonce confirms her hips are now wide enough to have children
And her legs?

They look too much like tree trunks. Redwood. Giant ones, like you find in California.

Bhasayate 2009-04-24 11:58:58 PM
Bob Down: Beyonce confirms her hips are now wide enough to have children
And her legs?

They look too much like tree trunks. Redwood. Giant ones, like you find in California.

BMTI.

And don't forget: she is fierce. Sasha Fierce.

What a tw*t.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Would I have sex with Beyonce Knowles? Yes. But there can't be a Nintendo DSi in the room when we do it.

/That commercial with her in it is annoying.

Her annoying presence or not, that game looks really, really stupid.

She cant act, barely sing. Annoys the ever loving hell out of me.

So my peener can finally fit?

strawberryfieldsforever: You can thank me later.

I'll just go ahead and thank you right now...

GratuityIncluded: No thanks.

More for the rest of us...

Everything about her body is great, except her calves are tiny and revolting.

You've got to be the whitest of the white to not want to grab those hips and smash like there's no tomorrow.

Children?

Her hips are wide enough to land the Airbus.

I'm ALL in.

SuperCatBarf: Everything about her body is great, except her calves are tiny and revolting.

/oblig

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Would I have sex with Beyonce Knowles? Yes. But there can't be a Nintendo DSi in the room when we do it.
/That commercial with her in it is annoying.

You know, I wasn't sure that was her in the commercial until she laughed. She has the prettiest laugh in the world. (I remembered it from Austin Powers.)

/Yes, I'm female, and no, I don't have the hots for her.

Fist of an Angry God, etc.,

If it shuts her up and keeps her from making more "music", then good. Otherwise, whoopty-farkin'-doo.

Already Disturbed:

{Upgrade pic}

/oblig

I really like that ad, and I say that as someone who despises most ads that don't have a Cyldesdale in them.

John Buck 41: Already Disturbed:

{Upgrade pic}

/oblig

I really like that ad, and I say that as someone who despises most ads that don't have a Cyldesdale Clydesdale in them.

FFM

GratuityIncluded: No thanks.

*cough*beep*cough*

The woman can sing.

She just can't write decent music, nor can she pick a decent producer who doesn't make her sound generic and cliche.

And yes; She is hot.

Already Disturbed: /oblig

Beat me to it. That is soooooooooooooo ghetto.