Nice one , +1

Well done Subby.

That takes me back.

You've never heard of taking the trash out?

Stay classy Flo-

*checks TFA*

Victoria, BC?

Dammit...

Street trash....

/side note: Jon Bon Jovi sings vocals on that song

So that's what a cum dumpster is. I learned something. Thanks, subby!

So they were doing it stray doggy style? Classy.

"The man was arrested on unrelated charges and the woman was told to go home" FTFA

I think that means she farked a homeless guy, and that's what they arrested him for, being homeless.

I mean, it's not that big of a leap, they were farking in a dumpster.

He didn't have to go far to dump her afterward

who says romance is dead

That's just unsanitary.

What a dumpster may look like

To their defense, they did use a condom

The bushes were already taken. Sue me.

Mom? Dad?

Epiphany: "The man was arrested on unrelated charges and the woman was told to go home" FTFA

I think that means she farked a homeless guy, and that's what they arrested him for, being homeless.

I mean, it's not that big of a leap, they were farking in a dumpster.


I bet he was homeless, so he asked if she wanted to go back to his place.

Was it this couple?




/hotlinked

Dumpster? They wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. That was just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.

First you take the rag put in the bag...bump bump!!
Then you take the rack put in the sack...bump bump!!
That's the way it's done, it's a lot of fun...bump bump!!
Cuttin' capers puttin' papers in the bag!



/A Disney ditty has never been dirtier...

What a touching story!

/someone get me a tissue.

It'd actually be pretty nice:


Their kids, eh..not so sure about them

Having sex on garbage in pretty far down on my "things I've never done but want to try" list. Was it just a square in their "Sex Bingo" card being filled?

dnrtfa

Hey, once you get past the smell.......

My favorite teacher back in high school use to tell a story about how he busted two kids going at it in a dumpster. He called the guy "Oscar" til he graduated.

Juniper Jupiter: First you take the rag put in the bag...bump bump!!
Then you take the rack put in the sack...bump bump!!
That's the way it's done, it's a lot of fun...bump bump!!
Cuttin' capers puttin' papers in the bag!



/A Disney ditty has never been dirtier...

I totally don't want to know what's in the pic-a-nic basket.

Okay, actually I do.

Hope it's some kind of jelly. Eh, you can keep the "stone" part.

It was really dirty sex

I refuse to stoop that low.

He was probably arrested for sodomy... we always referred to that dumpster company's port-o-lets as butt-fark inside.

Lead in chat?.....
I'll show my box if you show me yours.

I've farked a biatch in a dumpster, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/not actually
//actually
///took 4 showers and I still feel dirty
////SLASHIES !1!!

Yep, that's my town. I think the picture in the article is at the corner of Broad St and Fort St.

I remember one time my ex and I pulled up into one of the wood boxes they put around dumpsters and had sex in her car in that area (it was an old strip mall that was pretty much empty)... Does that mean I had dumpster sex?

"Dude, I totally did that chick in the can!"

"You got anal?"

"Nah, man, that's gross. But I farked her in the dumpster out back."

jdamaral: What a dumpster love shack may look like

Tin cover ... rusted.

why don't they do it in the road

Q: What's the worst thing about dating the homeless?

A: When they dump you.

Yes, but were they white trash?

/so easy, it's retarded

So, sher's into dirrty sex?.

So that means the back of the Volkswagen was occupied?

Just goes to prove my point I have been saying for years..... Most Canadians were conceived in dumpsters....

Xerxes99: Just goes to prove my point I have been saying for years..... Most Canadians were conceived in dumpsters....

Well, in our defense they offer great protection from the elements when we find ourselves too far from an igloo, and your mother's a whore.

Came for the Alice Cooper, stayed for the trash talk.

/satisfied like a dumpster whore

Sounds lovely.

You all laugh but the price of a hotel room in victoria is ridiculas.

Nagg and Nell?

You know, if there horny enough to climb in a dumpster, just let em finish.....