Who eats one White Castle cheeseburger?

CruiserTwelve: Who eats one White Castle cheeseburger?

Someone who's deathly afraid of their wife?

CruiserTwelve: Who eats one White Castle cheeseburger?

Someone who has had a cardiologist ordering tests...

Cost per calorie?

As if America needs more calories?

/rolls eyes

I don't give a fark what the price or calorie count is, give me Whataburger over White Castle any day.

And the explosive diarrhea helps on the calorie burning too!

fark burgers, instant ramen is the king of empty calories per buck

Fart burgers!
We always pick up a bag when we drive through St. Louis on vacation and by Ind. state line you all the windows are down!

/glad there's not a White Castle in this state

One?! I can eat ten without breaking a sweat. And I'm not exactly a skinny Jap!

Nimitz: Fart burgers!
We always pick up a bag when we drive through St. Louis on vacation and by Ind. state line you all the windows are down!

/glad there's not a White Castle in this state

Add in a sixer of cheap beer, and you become a human WMD.

DRTFA

What's the test? The cost in ratio to how many calories you get?

Shiat, if you want to get your money's worth why not ask for a slice of lard instead of cheese?

Nimitz: Fart burgers!
We always pick up a bag when we drive through St. Louis on vacation and by Ind. state line you all the windows are down!

/glad there's not a White Castle in this state

Kansas?

I'm actually looking forward to my trip to Indiana next month, as there will be a few White Castle stops along the way.

I can get to 5 or so, that's when my tummy gets all grumpy, and I need "some alone" time.

CruiserTwelve: Who eats one White Castle cheeseburger?

THIS! My usual was to get 10 with cheese, onion chips, and a large Big Red (indigestion alone could keep you awake for a few hours of studying!). Total was around $5.00. Perfect for the collegian on the go. (I didn't really say that, did I?)

Alas, no White Castles near here (NE TN), closest I think is Nashville on Old Hickory in Hermitage. They try to pass off Krystal's as "just like" or "just as good as", but I'm not buying it.

ALL HAIL!

Was the tag on a lunch break? Of COURSE White Castle has some of the cheapest calories in the world. It's cheap meat and fat. The question is, outside of anorexics, who needs more fat on their ass?

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/I can only eat about 4
//cambie, Whataburgers are great but are a different food item from a slider

White castle fries only come in one size.

mtylerjr: White castle fries only come in one size.

Actually, they have 2 sizes: Regular & "Sack". They used to box the "regular" in a flat box that folded shut. It didn't hold much. Now its in a box like the burgers come in, may a bit more square in the bottom (maybe 2"w x 2"l x 3"h). The "sack" is about twice as much. Its a waxy paper about 3" x 3" x 4".

No White Castles is Okla. But you can buy them frozen at the grocery stores around town. If they had one in town I'd never eat there. It's just a once a year thing at most during a road trip.

/not the same frozen.

Local/regional restaurant chains FTW:

Since when has quoting from the article become the norm? I was under the impression it'd take a bit of black salve to get greenlit.

Booooring

DiDGr8: mtylerjr: White castle fries only come in one size.

Actually, they have 2 sizes: Regular & "Sack". They used to box the "regular" in a flat box that folded shut. It didn't hold much. Now its in a box like the burgers come in, may a bit more square in the bottom (maybe 2"w x 2"l x 3"h). The "sack" is about twice as much. Its a waxy paper about 3" x 3" x 4".

I didn't think a Beastie Boys reference would be that obscure.

/I got the ladies of the '80s from here to White Castle

EchoMike: Local/regional restaurant chains FTW:
[In-N-Out Burger]
[Whataburger]
[Braums]
[Winsteads]



I would have to guess you're from Oklahoma. I don't think Texas has Braums.

EchoMike: Local/regional restaurant chains FTW:
[In-N-Out Burger]
[Whataburger]
[Braums]
[Winsteads]

You forgot Cook Out. An unforgivable sin.

(clicky pops)

CruiserTwelve: Who eats one White Castle cheeseburger?

This!

/Gimme 3 double cheese, and 6 chicken rings.
//No fries please

Mephistopheles' Revenge: EchoMike: Local/regional restaurant chains FTW:
[In-N-Out Burger]
[Whataburger]
[Braums]
[Winsteads]

You forgot Cook Out. An unforgivable sin.

(clicky pops)

I'd just like to mention, for the record, that I hate your stinking guts.

/Nearest Cookout is ~3 hrs away.

Gem from the article:

In 1930, White Castle conducted a study (it later dubbed it the "Craveology" study) that monitored the health of a student who lived on nothing but the Slyders and water for 13 weeks. According to the company, the student maintained good health. Barbara Baron, a New York registered dietician, says you probably don't want to follow suit. "I wouldn't advise anyone to eat only one food item for 13 weeks," she says.

Love white castle jalapeno cheeseburgers when hung over. Don't love that they use jalapeno cheese now instead of actual jalapenos on the burger.

Occam's Chainsaw: Mephistopheles' Revenge: EchoMike: Local/regional restaurant chains FTW:
[In-N-Out Burger]
[Whataburger]
[Braums]
[Winsteads]

You forgot Cook Out. An unforgivable sin.

(clicky pops)

I'd just like to mention, for the record, that I hate your stinking guts.

/Nearest Cookout is ~3 hrs away.



It's my first day?

/is in the UK right now
//going through withdrawal

Mephistopheles' Revenge: It's my first day?

/is in the UK right now
//going through withdrawal

I suppose I'm in the better position, then. Were I to get a wild hair, I could say, "Hey, I'm gonna go on a quick road trip and get me some Cookout." You really can't do the same unless you happen to have a Gulfstream laying around, in which case I reiterate my hatred of your stinking guts.

I know white castle has been around for a long time, but what's with the other chains jumping on the mini burger bandwagon. I don't remember which chains these were. In one commercial a bunch of chicks surround the guy and start cooing over his mini burgers with vague sexual undertones as he whips them out, and the other has bunch of little people herding vertically-challenged cows. If you're eating 10 mini burgers every day your ass is still going to be supersized. I don't understand the appeal... Self-deception?

charliebear: Love white castle jalapeno cheeseburgers when hung over. Don't love that they use jalapeno cheese now instead of actual jalapenos on the burger.

carl jr has giant jalapeno burgers with real jalapenos slices and jack cheese. so bad but so delish

How did those retards neglect the dollar menus?

The McDouble is 390 calories with 44% of calories from fat. (McDouble replaced the Double Cheeseburger on the dollar menu this year-- it's two patties with one slice of cheese)

That's 26 cents per 100 calories.

Winnah!

Mephistopheles' Revenge: Occam's Chainsaw: Mephistopheles' Revenge: EchoMike: Local/regional restaurant chains FTW:
[In-N-Out Burger]
[Whataburger]
[Braums]
[Winsteads]

You forgot Cook Out. An unforgivable sin.

(clicky pops)

I'd just like to mention, for the record, that I hate your stinking guts.

/Nearest Cookout is ~3 hrs away.



It's my first day?

/is in the UK right now
//going through withdrawal

Dude or dudette,

Going through withdrawals? Simply hit up the local pubs and dive into some gorgeous shepherds pie or bangers & mash. Better yet, skip that and go get yourself some fish & chips (don't skip on the malt vinegar).

No, wait. You really ought to check out your local kebab stand. Ask for the doner, and don't skip on the lovely yogurt sauce.

As long as you can see the meat melting off of one of these:



And it ends up looking like this:



You're in good hands.

Yeah, Braum's will soon be a fleeting, painful memory.

FTW

/yum...

unheatedgarage:
Dude or dudette,

Going through withdrawals? Simply hit up the local pubs and dive into some gorgeous shepherds pie or bangers & mash. Better yet, skip that and go get yourself some fish & chips (don't skip on the malt vinegar).

No, wait. You really ought to check out your local kebab stand. Ask for the doner, and don't skip on the lovely yogurt sauce.

As long as you can see the meat melting off of one of these:

And it ends up looking like this:

You're in good hands.

Yeah, Braum's will soon be a fleeting, painful memory.



As good as steak and ale pie and fish and chips are, when you're craving a Cook Out burger and shake nothing else will satisfy.

Besides, the British have no idea how to make a proper milkshake or kebap. Spicy chili sauce? blech. Where's my tzatziki?

/misses German kebap stands.
//misses Cook Out more.
///dude

Deluxe, cheese, fries, tarter, onion.

A co-worker went through a quad bypass. After they loosened up his diet, the only burger joint he was allowed was White Castle. Apparently their burgers are healthier than the other chains.

cheap_thoughts: EchoMike: Local/regional restaurant chains FTW:
[In-N-Out Burger]
[Whataburger]
[Braums]
[Winsteads]


I travel up and down the I-35 corridor pretty frequently, so I get my Whataburger fix in TX, Braum's fix in OK and Winstead's fix in KS. I had In-and-Out once when I went to the west coast, but I fell in love with it instantly.

All the hype you hear about it from people...they ain't lyin'.
I would have to guess you're from Oklahoma. I don't think Texas has Braums.

Once my friend and I challenged each other to eat an entire Crave Case. Once.

/holy shiat was it good.

Disregard that last sentence. It was cheap_thoughts'. I fail at quoting, apparently.

exvaxman: A co-worker went through a quad bypass. After they loosened up his diet, the only burger joint he was allowed was White Castle. Apparently their burgers are healthier than the other chains.

You're making that up.

No White Castle around here. However, the Baltimore-Washington area can be thanked for giving America Five Guys. You're welcome. And sorry about your heart disease.

Mephistopheles' Revenge: unheatedgarage:
Dude or dudette,

Going through withdrawals? Simply hit up the local pubs and dive into some gorgeous shepherds pie or bangers & mash. Better yet, skip that and go get yourself some fish & chips (don't skip on the malt vinegar).

No, wait. You really ought to check out your local kebab stand. Ask for the doner, and don't skip on the lovely yogurt sauce.

As long as you can see the meat melting off of one of these:

And it ends up looking like this:

You're in good hands.

Yeah, Braum's will soon be a fleeting, painful memory.



As good as steak and ale pie and fish and chips are, when you're craving a Cook Out burger and shake nothing else will satisfy.

Besides, the British have no idea how to make a proper milkshake or kebap. Spicy chili sauce? blech. Where's my tzatziki?

/misses German kebap stands.
//misses Cook Out more.
///dude

I'm listening to Kashmir right now. Should I be getting a kick outta this?

Spell checker kept bugging me about that whole kebab/kebap thingy. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Never had much more than schnitzel and ostrich from Germany, oddly enough.

So be it. As long as you know that in my neck of the woods, Braum's has taken a dive. And for the record, I've never heard of Cook Out; no offence.

Am I a heathen or just a gentile?

Oh, and did you say tzatziki?



Food porn rules.

EchoMike: Local/regional restaurant chains FTW:

I'm in a region with both Braums and Whataburger, and I've eaten at in-n-out, which I think wins the burger battle among those three hands down.

However, there's also this local:

/hotlinked from their site

unheatedgarage: Mephistopheles' Revenge: unheatedgarage:
Dude or dudette,

Going through withdrawals? Simply hit up the local pubs and dive into some gorgeous shepherds pie or bangers & mash. Better yet, skip that and go get yourself some fish & chips (don't skip on the malt vinegar).

No, wait. You really ought to check out your local kebab stand. Ask for the doner, and don't skip on the lovely yogurt sauce.

As long as you can see the meat melting off of one of these:

And it ends up looking like this:

You're in good hands.

Yeah, Braum's will soon be a fleeting, painful memory.



As good as steak and ale pie and fish and chips are, when you're craving a Cook Out burger and shake nothing else will satisfy.

Besides, the British have no idea how to make a proper milkshake or kebap. Spicy chili sauce? blech. Where's my tzatziki?

/misses German kebap stands.
//misses Cook Out more.
///dude

I'm listening to Kashmir right now. Should I be getting a kick outta this?

Spell checker kept bugging me about that whole kebab/kebap thingy. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Never had much more than schnitzel and ostrich from Germany, oddly enough.

So be it. As long as you know that in my neck of the woods, Braum's has taken a dive. And for the record, I've never heard of Cook Out; no offence.

Am I a heathen or just a gentile?

Oh, and did you say tzatziki?



Food porn rules.

I second that! Food Porn! More Food Porn!
Exile has some good death porn, good reading while ya look at Food porn!!!

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My 2 cents on this burger wars thing.

Sonic was at its best circa Janet Jackson - at her finest

Braum's came into its prime circa Pearl Jam - before they got all douchey

In & Out - circa whatever kids are listening to nowadays. Yeah, they're pretty hard to beat.

Now fries. That could be a whole other thread.

I don't know WTF the deal was, but when I still lived in the Detroit area, those White Castles were THE BEST FARKING PLACE to get clam strips. They'd knock out established seafood chains, and even a couple of independent places.

/has a secret love for the unnatural chicken ring