Accident?

They meant to fry them fish.

damnit, I've been waiting a year and a half to use this one.

Stupid recently-safe, untainted fish!

Fry, robin fry....
Up into the sky...

/got nothing

Looks like that idea really floundered and went belly up.

Good one, subby. +1 for you.

/Catfish, from the Lake of the Ozarks back in the day, with cornmeal. Dad and I caught and cleaned'em, Mom fried'em. Good stuff.

Farking article headliners.

It was a car accident... the fish fry didn't have the accident. I clicked the link hoping for some kind of freakish exploding fish.

And I was disappointed.

I think they should scale back the event. Someone could get gilled.

/made it for another thread, back in the day

It seems odd that the majority of private usage of searing oil is done by the most safety ignorant and drunken demographic of America. Perhaps this is simply a biased experience having lived in Florida and been privy to fried concoctions of all sorts.

Now, I want some fried gator...

people with seizure disorders should NEVER be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

guy at work was actually mad when we called 911 when he had a seizure, because he said that he'd lose his license. How selfish and reckless can you be?

Vangor: It seems odd that the majority of private usage of searing oil is done by the most safety ignorant and drunken demographic of America.

RTFA. The injuries happened during the parade, not the cooking.

Vangor: It seems odd that the majority of private usage of searing oil is done by the most safety ignorant and drunken demographic of America. Perhaps this is simply a biased experience having lived in Florida and been privy to fried concoctions of all sorts.

Now, I want some fried gator...

Odd that you assume southerner = stupid.

I wonder if the organizers of the parade had any idea the guy riding the ATV was epileptic.

jsteiner78: people with seizure disorders should NEVER be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

guy at work was actually mad when weour grouper called 911 when he had a seizure, because he said that he'd lose his license. How selfishshellfish and reckless can you be?

FTFY

You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

I'd like to shake the hand of the man that wrote that headline. +1.

I would have been killed, too, but I had been dispatched to get the fish.

There but for the crates of cod go I.

Rhino Plasty: Vangor: It seems odd that the majority of private usage of searing oil is done by the most safety ignorant and drunken demographic of America. Perhaps this is simply a biased experience having lived in Florida and been privy to fried concoctions of all sorts.

Now, I want some fried gator...

Odd that you assume southerner = stupid.

I assumed it was GED drop out fast food fry cooks.

Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

ChrisPC: RTFA. The injuries happened during the parade, not the cooking.

I know, but the thought occurred to me while slightly disappointed at the misleading headline. There's very little to be said about a man having a seizure and injuring people...

Rhino Plasty: Odd that you assume southerner = stupid.

Sorry, I'm too stupid to get the joke you just made.

Seriously, this is the South. I don't assume Southern means stupid any more than with any other group, but the stupidity here seems the injury-causing sort far more often than anywhere else.

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

One more and that would've been U-U-U-Ultra Ill. Good one though!

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

Vangor: ChrisPC: RTFA. The injuries happened during the parade, not the cooking.

I know, but the thought occurred to me while slightly disappointed at the misleading headline. There's very little to be said about a man having a seizure and injuring people...

Rhino Plasty: Odd that you assume southerner = stupid.

Sorry, I'm too stupid to get the joke you just made.

Seriously, this is the South. I don't assume Southern means stupid any more than with any other group, but the stupidity here seems the injury-causing sort far more often than anywhere else.

It is just easier to assume they are all stupid. I mean, why have stereotypes if you can't use them?

//off time find that lost gold... then take a nap in my igloo...

I'm disappointed this didn't involve fish and hot oil. Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

I'm just glad nobody got salmonella.

Did someone mention fried fish?



/Be careful, it's hot

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

It's giving me a haddock. It feels like a pike has been driven through my scull.

Fart_Machine: I'm disappointed this didn't involve fish and hot oil. Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

I'm just glad nobody got salmonella.

Roe is me! Ahi 're what your saying and all these puns are making me eel. I can be a bit of a basstard.

zamboni: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

It's giving me a haddock. It feels like a pike has been driven through my scull.

Post any more puns and I'll kick your bass.

Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

You skate with language quite well.

The question is:

Was it catfish? Crappie? Them's good eatin'!

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

You skate with language quite well.

I do tend to be shellfish when I get crabby, But you can blame it on my broken heart you see I lobster and I haven't flounder.

krelborne: zamboni: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

It's giving me a haddock. It feels like a pike has been driven through my scull.

Post any more puns and I'll kick your bass.

Jakevol2: Fart_Machine: I'm disappointed this didn't involve fish and hot oil. Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

I'm just glad nobody got salmonella.

Roe is me! Ahi 're what your saying and all these puns are making me eel. I can be a bit of a basstard.

Well it's only wright. Squid pro quo.

SpaceLord: The question is:

Was it catfish? Crappie? Them's good eatin'!

You sound extremely fond of them. One might say it's a moray.

Another Episode Of SNL's Rocky Mountain Emergency Room.
I just luvs me sum fish fries hone Bunz! Me tu Sweet Cheeks!

Headline of the year canidate for sure
+1

Obscure?....Only one of our own.. John Galt will get this one...

ghoti more puns?



/this is a tough one.

Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

You skate with language quite well.

I do tend to be shellfish when I get crabby, But you can blame it on my broken heart you see I lobster and I haven't flounder.

Just don't feel saury for yourself. I know things can be ruffe, but you don't need a wizard like Marlin to find to find a louvar.

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

You skate with language quite well.

I do tend to be shellfish when I get crabby, But you can blame it on my broken heart you see I lobster and I haven't flounder.

Just don't feel saury for yourself. I know things can be ruffe, but you don't need a wizard like Marlin to find to find a louvar.

That's a bit of caviar attitude.

Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

You skate with language quite well.

I do tend to be shellfish when I get crabby, But you can blame it on my broken heart you see I lobster and I haven't flounder.

Just don't feel saury for yourself. I know things can be ruffe, but you don't need a wizard like Marlin to find to find a louvar.

That's a bit of caviar attitude.

Perhaps, but if you think that way you're less likely to clam up. Like my dad always said, "Confidence is the mussel that needs the most work."

/I think I've fished out my last set of puns

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

You skate with language quite well.

I do tend to be shellfish when I get crabby, But you can blame it on my broken heart you see I lobster and I haven't flounder.

Just don't feel saury for yourself. I know things can be ruffe, but you don't need a wizard like Marlin to find to find a louvar.

That's a bit of caviar attitude.

Perhaps, but if you think that way you're less likely to clam up. Like my dad always said, "Confidence is the mussel that needs the most work."

/I think I've fished out my last set of puns

Maybe you need to regrouper.

Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: Master of the Flying Guillotine: Jakevol2: You have no sole subby! Try a little batter next time.Come down from your perch; don't be koi. you just can't just make a pun for the halibut.

All of those puns are complete carp!

What can I say, I have a ray with words.

You skate with language quite well.

I do tend to be shellfish when I get crabby, But you can blame it on my broken heart you see I lobster and I haven't flounder.

Just don't feel saury for yourself. I know things can be ruffe, but you don't need a wizard like Marlin to find to find a louvar.

That's a bit of caviar attitude.

Perhaps, but if you think that way you're less likely to clam up. Like my dad always said, "Confidence is the mussel that needs the most work."

/I think I've fished out my last set of puns

Maybe you need to regrouper.

A bet would provide incentive. Say, to the tuna $20?

Kip adada song puns cool..

Hey Batter Hey Batter Hey Batter

No Batter No Batter No Batter

Hey Batter! How we gonna fry fish with No Batter?

Nice one Subby!