Choreography or chemotherapy?

So choreography is her new word for booze and blow I assume.

Ironically, those are the same symptoms of those in attendance.

/okay not ironically

Ha-Ha, she's working hard and earns more money in a year then we all will in a lifetime

It's a good thing they don't actually require her to sing while she's doing all that, then.

I'm actually working her Phoenix show and am getting a kick from all your replies...

No, really. Glendale arena. Wish I could get my damn camera up and running, because the crew for this thing is ridiculous. We're talking about 500 or so on the crew, and that doesn't count the lighting and sound crew that came in last night that are not officially with the tour. This thing is just ridiculous big...h

Well, MaxxLarge took care of what I came to say.
Back to work.

This confuses me. Not the part with her getting ill and losing hair. The part I'm having trouble with is where people are still apparently willing to purchase Britney Spears tickets.

Why run off stage? She should just let the vomit fly on stage and keep on dancing. She'd open up a whole new fan base.

Dammit.. i'd still bang it.

I guess the "Unlikely" tag couldn't get tickets for the show either.

50mm: This confuses me. Not the part with her getting ill and losing hair. The part I'm having trouble with is where people are still apparently willing to purchase Britney Spears tickets.

My roommate told me the other day that she bought tickets to their (Detroit?) show.

I feel really sorry for my roommate, I'm certain that he's getting dragged along.

/she's a nice girl otherwise

Wait, aren't those the first signs of radiation sickness? Are we soon to see her spin a cocoon and emerge as a 1950's irradiated monster?

didn't she get so tired her vagina was hanging out?

The Aristocrats?

Myrdinn: Wait, aren't those the first signs of radiation sickness? Are we soon to see her spin a cocoon and emerge as a 1950's irradiated monster?

Hm...it looks like some sort of seed pod.

I heard on the radio yesterday that she might be pregnant again.

What is the demographic that is going to see her show these days? They can't seriously be the same teenie-bopper back 5 years ago, are they?

Then chill it out, the kids wont mind if there is one less spinning crotch thrust

Sir Vanderhoot: 50mm: This confuses me. Not the part with her getting ill and losing hair. The part I'm having trouble with is where people are still apparently willing to purchase Britney Spears tickets.

My roommate told me the other day that she bought tickets to their (Detroit?) show.

I feel really sorry for my roommate, I'm certain that he's getting dragged along.

/she's a nice girl otherwise

I feel sorry you live near Detroit.

Britney Spears vomiting on stage in from of thousands of 12-16 year old girls... I'd pay to see that.

/or just wait for it on youtube

guilt by association: Britney Spears vomiting on stage in from front of thousands of 12-16 year old girls... I'd pay to see that.

FTFM.

Thank god it's farking Friday...

I think all the youg ladies should see her throw up. Teach them ladies how to stay thin.

I saw no evidence of any "choreography".

She was lying on a sofa. A dude got lowered down on a cable, picked her up, and they were hoisted back up. He spun her around some, and dropped her back on the sofa, where she returned to her place on the couch. There's probably a dent there that she fits quite nicely.

In fairness to her, she's probably concerned that if she got up for too long, Sugar Pie might jump up and eat some of her 3 lb. bag of M&Ms.

(Sugar Pie is her dog, right?)

hubiestubert: I'm actually working her Phoenix show and am getting a kick from all your replies

I'd work her phoenix show.

/Wait, what?

Vomiting, dizzyness, and losing her hair? Aren't those the same symptoms she suffered from before? Maybe she wasn't a drugged out loser before. They just should have cooled down on her choreography.

hubiestubert: I'm actually working her Phoenix show and am getting a kick from all your replies...

No, really. Glendale arena. Wish I could get my damn camera up and running, because the crew for this thing is ridiculous. We're talking about 500 or so on the crew, and that doesn't count the lighting and sound crew that came in last night that are not officially with the tour. This thing is just ridiculous big...h

I took my niece and nephew to see her on Wednesday night. It was pretty impressive (the sets).

Bag of Hammers: Sir Vanderhoot: 50mm: This confuses me. Not the part with her getting ill and losing hair. The part I'm having trouble with is where people are still apparently willing to purchase Britney Spears tickets.

My roommate told me the other day that she bought tickets to their (Detroit?) show.

I feel really sorry for my roommate, I'm certain that he's getting dragged along.

/she's a nice girl otherwise

I feel sorry you live near Detroit.

Only for school, and I'm graduating (and thus moving) in a little over a week.

With any luck, it'll kill her.

The choreography is so intense in Britney Spear's latest tour, it's causing her to vomit, get dizzy, and lose her hair. "It is really taking its toll on her."

Strippers call this the pole toll.

Was it hair, or just extensions?

/feel ill that I just posted in a Britney Spears thread.
//rushing off to puke.

She should hire Lindsey Lohan as her stunt double - I mean

A) Lindsey's looking desperately for work after being labeled career/box office poison and could use the gig
B) It's highly unlikely that she is unfamiliar with a sex swing/fark-chair
C) Like MaxxLarge so aptly pointed out, whoever is dangling doesn't need to sing.

TheShavingofOccam123: didn't she get so tired her vagina was hanging out?

She's moved on to the "rawk out with your cawk out" and "don't smoke weed" phase of her life.

Jesus, smitty, at least try to spell people's names correctly.

Bared breast from a photo shoot back when she was super hot? (new window)

Zombie Eater: With any luck, it'll kill her.

What a great harvest!

Maybe it'd be easier for her if she just shaved her head.

Well, she's losing her hair extensions. I guess that counts as hair.

Well my money said she'd be dead by now, so

Britney's new choreographer:

JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Bared breast from a photo shoot back when she was super hot? (new window)

What a great harvest!

Who the fark goes to a concert to watch someone dance?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Britney's new choreographer:

that would be a FRIGGIN SWEET cake

/oblig

JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Bared breast from a photo shoot back when she was super hot? (new window)

Zombie Eater: With any luck, it'll kill her.

What a great harvest!

UH... doctored... sadly...

But I like this photoshopped Britney: Link (new window) NSFW, what else?

Johnny Chicago: JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Bared breast from a photo shoot back when she was super hot? (new window)

Zombie Eater: With any luck, it'll kill her.

What a great harvest!

UH... doctored... sadly...

you sure? I couldve sworn there was a series of topless shots of her in that jacket, and its possible that a boobie shot couldve gotten taken and not published.

Just sayin :P

50mm: This confuses me. Not the part with her getting ill and losing hair. The part I'm having trouble with is where people are still apparently willing to purchase Britney Spears tickets.

They are called fans. All those people who spend their Friday nights out entertaining, not out in their basements and not justifying their superiority on Fark.

Imagine how the fetus must feel!