It's not like they work 24 hour shift, and chances are they get paid pretty well for what they do, and get good vac time.

I can just see the future job interview now.

"What was your previous occupation?"

"I was the official plumber for the White House in D.C."

"Wow. You must have seen some important shiat! *laf*"

*beans interviewer over the head with a pipe wrench*

Just how does one serve a Hot Pocket to the First Lady at 2:00 a.m.? On a small, bone white Christofle plate rimmed in deep Navy and gold leaf with the Presidential seal embossed in the center? Accompanied by a Yoo-Hoo served well chilled in a Wedgewood crystal goblet? Is she served at a table, or is it carted to her bedside in the master bedroom?

This is what happens when you start rationalizing family values with gay marriages and having children out of wedlock. Liberals don't think twice about estranging children from their own parents.

Nabb1: Just how does one serve a Hot Pocket to the First Lady at 2:00 a.m.? On a small, bone white Christofle plate rimmed in deep Navy and gold leaf with the Presidential seal embossed in the center? Accompanied by a Yoo-Hoo served well chilled in a Wedgewood crystal goblet? Is she served at a table, or is it carted to her bedside in the master bedroom?

She's the First Lady. She can have a fridge and microwave next to her bed if she wants to.

That's what I'd do ;)

SpinStopper: Nabb1: Just how does one serve a Hot Pocket to the First Lady at 2:00 a.m.? On a small, bone white Christofle plate rimmed in deep Navy and gold leaf with the Presidential seal embossed in the center? Accompanied by a Yoo-Hoo served well chilled in a Wedgewood crystal goblet? Is she served at a table, or is it carted to her bedside in the master bedroom?

She's the First Lady. She can have a fridge and microwave next to her bed if she wants to.

That's what I'd do ;)

She should follow Jim Gaffigan's advice and just put the Hot Pocket directly in the toilet...much more efficient.

satchel13: SpinStopper: Nabb1: Just how does one serve a Hot Pocket to the First Lady at 2:00 a.m.? On a small, bone white Christofle plate rimmed in deep Navy and gold leaf with the Presidential seal embossed in the center? Accompanied by a Yoo-Hoo served well chilled in a Wedgewood crystal goblet? Is she served at a table, or is it carted to her bedside in the master bedroom?

She's the First Lady. She can have a fridge and microwave next to her bed if she wants to.

That's what I'd do ;)

She should follow Jim Gaffigan's advice and just put the Hot Pocket directly in the toilet...much more efficient.


Diarrhea Pocket

satchel13: She should follow Jim Gaffigan's advice and just put the Hot Pocket directly in the toilet...much more efficient.

Yeah, I don't eat the things. Not since I discovered Natchitoches meat pies.

Nabb1: Just how does one serve a Hot Pocket to the First Lady at 2:00 a.m.? On a small, bone white Christofle plate rimmed in deep Navy and gold leaf with the Presidential seal embossed in the center? Accompanied by a Yoo-Hoo served well chilled in a Wedgewood crystal goblet? Is she served at a table, or is it carted to her bedside in the master bedroom?

i believe the yoohoo is served out of a fetal skull. or at least that's what the RNC told me.

She said she and her husband awoke one night and thought there was an intruder in the building, only to realize it was Bo playing with his ball.

That's actually kind of interesting. You're leader of the free world, living in this enormous building, guarded 24/7 by top notch security, and still when you're awakened in the middle of the night your instincts make you think you have intruders.

Nabb1: Just how does one serve a Hot Pocket to the First Lady at 2:00 a.m.? On a small, bone white Christofle plate rimmed in deep Navy and gold leaf with the Presidential seal embossed in the center? Accompanied by a Yoo-Hoo served well chilled in a Wedgewood crystal goblet? Is she served at a table, or is it carted to her bedside in the master bedroom?

And why not? It's pretty much the main reason for wanting to be president in the first place.

/gonna use the good china for sloppy joes tonight

Diogenes: You're leader of the free world, living in this enormous building, guarded 24/7 by top notch security, and still when you're awakened in the middle of the night your instincts make you think you have intruders.

They are in DC, you know.

FlashHarry: i believe the yoohoo is served out of a fetal skull. or at least that's what the RNC told me.

Couldn't help yourself, eh? If this breaks into partisan poo-flinging, well, you just remember this, mister.

Gulper Eel: Diogenes: You're leader of the free world, living in this enormous building, guarded 24/7 by top notch security, and still when you're awakened in the middle of the night your instincts make you think you have intruders.

They are in DC, you know.

Having stayed on the Gallaudet campus for a few months while on a consulting gig, I totally hear what you're saying.

satchel13: She should follow Jim Gaffigan's advice and just put the Hot Pocket directly in the toilet...much more efficient.

Am I the only person who finds that bit awful? It seems that suddenly everyone has "discovered" it, and now every other day someone asks me "Have you seen Jim Gaffigan's bit about hot pockets? Hilarious!"

The man goes on for five minutes about how cheap, mass-produced foods aren't a gourmet delicacy, and how he's too dumb to figure out how to use a microwave.

Nabb1: FlashHarry: i believe the yoohoo is served out of a fetal skull. or at least that's what the RNC told me.

Couldn't help yourself, eh? If this breaks into partisan poo-flinging, well, you just remember this, mister.

Oh, don't mind him. Fetal skulls are too soft for serving beverages anyway.

Diogenes: Oh, don't mind him. Fetal skulls are too soft for serving beverages anyway.

And small. Fine for an aperitif, perhaps, but not for beverage service with a meal.

baby dinosaurs: This is what happens when you start rationalizing family values with gay marriages and having children out of wedlock. Liberals don't think twice about estranging children from their own parents.

yawn

Nabb1: FlashHarry: i believe the yoohoo is served out of a fetal skull. or at least that's what the RNC told me.

Couldn't help yourself, eh? If this breaks into partisan poo-flinging, well, you just remember this, mister.

hey, now... i was kidding!

everybody knows they use desecrated chalices or goblets hammered from confiscated guns! ;-)

schoberp: satchel13: She should follow Jim Gaffigan's advice and just put the Hot Pocket directly in the toilet...much more efficient.

Am I the only person who finds that bit awful? It seems that suddenly everyone has "discovered" it, and now every other day someone asks me "Have you seen Jim Gaffigan's bit about hot pockets? Hilarious!"

The man goes on for five minutes about how cheap, mass-produced foods aren't a gourmet delicacy, and how he's too dumb to figure out how to use a microwave.

I haven't seen it in years, but thought it was pretty funny. As for your analysis, well, I don't think his routine was supposed to be a thought provoking journey to existential enlightenment...

Diogenes: Nabb1: FlashHarry: i believe the yoohoo is served out of a fetal skull. or at least that's what the RNC told me.

Couldn't help yourself, eh? If this breaks into partisan poo-flinging, well, you just remember this, mister.

Oh, don't mind him. Fetal skulls are too soft for serving beverages anyway.

I agree, fetal skulls are too soft for beverages. It's much better to place the Hot Pocket in the fetal skull. Then you eat it like a soft-shelled crab.

satchel13: Diogenes: Nabb1: FlashHarry: i believe the yoohoo is served out of a fetal skull. or at least that's what the RNC told me.

Couldn't help yourself, eh? If this breaks into partisan poo-flinging, well, you just remember this, mister.

Oh, don't mind him. Fetal skulls are too soft for serving beverages anyway.

I agree, fetal skulls are too soft for beverages. It's much better to place the Hot Pocket in the fetal skull. Then you eat it like a soft-shelled crab.

winnAr!

...dead baby joke threadjack?

Does anyone actually think the people there work more hours than in any previous administration? I suspect the Bush admin treated their people worse, simply because he's a douch that doesn't care about people? Hell, imagine how Cheney treated staff when he was around the WH?

It shows class to publicly admit they work hard and thank them for it.

FlashHarry: ...dead baby joke threadjack?

We were talking about a fetus. Ah, so then you agree an aborted fetus is, in fact, a dead baby? I have nothing further.

/We really need to get back to the Hot Pocket.

Nabb1: FlashHarry: ...dead baby joke threadjack?

We were talking about a fetus. Ah, so then you agree an aborted fetus is, in fact, a dead baby? I have nothing further.

/We really need to get back to the Hot Pocket.

damn. hoisted by my own petard!

BackAssward: Does anyone actually think the people there work more hours than in any previous administration? I suspect the Bush admin treated their people worse, simply because he's a douch that doesn't care about people? Hell, imagine how Cheney treated staff when he was around the WH?

It shows class to publicly admit they work hard and thank them for it.

They were on vacation more often than all the previous administrations combined going back to George Washington. I don't think Bush/Chaney were around enough to know how long their office workers actually worked.

Uakronkid: BackAssward: Does anyone actually think the people there work more hours than in any previous administration? I suspect the Bush admin treated their people worse, simply because he's a douch that doesn't care about people? Hell, imagine how Cheney treated staff when he was around the WH?

It shows class to publicly admit they work hard and thank them for it.

They were on vacation more often than all the previous administrations combined going back to George Washington. I don't think Bush/Chaney were around enough to know how long their office workers actually worked.

Hate to break it you, but according to the white house exe chef during the Clinton admin, the Bushes were boring. W generally wanted only a BLT for lunch, and was extremely polite. He didn't like working there anymore because he wasn't challenged. So he says.

Diogenes: Having stayed on the Gallaudet campus for a few months while on a consulting gig, I totally hear what you're saying.

I see what you did there, but for some reason I can't hear what you did there.

BackAssward: Hell, imagine how Cheney treated staff when he was around the WH?

They are my people! I am their sovereign...I love them! PULL!

schoberp: Am I the only person who finds that bit awful? It seems that suddenly everyone has "discovered" it, and now every other day someone asks me "Have you seen Jim Gaffigan's bit about hot pockets? Hilarious!"

The man goes on for five minutes about how cheap, mass-produced foods aren't a gourmet delicacy, and how he's too dumb to figure out how to use a microwave.

I feel your pain. I, too, am a pretentious dickwad who thinks it's cool to not find funny things funny.

James F. Campbell: I feel your pain. I, too, am a pretentious dickwad who thinks it's cool to not find funny things funny.


That's not funny either...

Diogenes: She said she and her husband awoke one night and thought there was an intruder in the building, only to realize it was Bo playing with his ball.

That's actually kind of interesting. You're leader of the free world, living in this enormous building, guarded 24/7 by top notch security, and still when you're awakened in the middle of the night your instincts make you think you have intruders.

It's a good thing they didn't get a cat.

Diogenes: She said she and her husband awoke one night and thought there was an intruder in the building, only to realize it was Bo playing with his ball.

That's actually kind of interesting. You're leader of the free world, living in this enormous building, guarded 24/7 by top notch security, and still when you're awakened in the middle of the night your instincts make you think you have intruders.

Considering the gangs of gun toting paranoid schizophrenics being whipped up by the right-wing talk shows... in his shoes I might be a little overly cautious even with the best security detail in the world.

Well crap, who else is going to make you a waffle at 3:30 in the morning after all the bars close?

Diogenes: That's actually kind of interesting. You're leader of the free world, living in this enormous building, guarded 24/7 by top notch security, and still when you're awakened in the middle of the night your instincts make you think you have intruders.

He's the Leader of the Free World. Not a day goes by that he's not burned in effigy somewhere. More than likely in his own country, the way the GOP is fomenting these days. Uneasy lies the head, that sort of thing.

But yeah - I know when any unusual noise wakes me, my brain and body are in "Intruder Alert!" mode instinctively. Security systems, door locks, and probability seem to have no effect on that response.

Beatle_Matt: and chances are they get paid pretty well for what they do, and get good vac time.

I hear the governments socialized health care kicks ass.

In other news, the playful banter that the First Lady makes when talking to schoolkids is now subject to right-wing dissection and attack.

Edsel: In other news, the playful banter that the First Lady makes when talking to schoolkids is now subject to right-wing dissection and attack.

Is it hard to walk with all that sand in your vagina?

Edsel: In other news, the playful banter that the First Lady makes when talking to schoolkids is now subject to right-wing dissection and attack.

I had no idea that UPI was on the forefront of the right-wing attack machine. I guess being a fascist myself I never really picked up on it.

Oh, LAWD! When will our long national nightmare end? H'ep us, Jesus! H'EP US!

By looking at her, somehow I don't think Michelle eats a lot of hot pockets.

What is with all the apologizing? Hillary was sitting there apologizing for the Taliban yesterday. Administration officials go around the world apologizing for this, and saying mea culpa for that, and begging everyone's pardon for everything under the sun.

Oh, we're sorry. Please excuse us. So sorry. Can I get your bags? Would you like a pillow or a blanket? Is your tea hot enough? Did we step on your toes? Pardon us!

Enough already.

More Fark "Neutral" headlines.

I hate Chevy: By looking at her, somehow I don't think Michelle eats a lot of hot pockets.

I know. They're Lean Pockets. Get it right, Fatsubby.

Edsel: In other news, the playful banter that the First Lady makes when talking to schoolkids is now subject to right-wing dissection and attack.

The headline was a lame attack. The article, I found at least, was not.

Nabb1: Edsel: In other news, the playful banter that the First Lady makes when talking to schoolkids is now subject to right-wing dissection and attack.

I had no idea that UPI was on the forefront of the right-wing attack machine. I guess being a fascist myself I never really picked up on it.

The headline resides in a vacuum. Like the half hour news hour, it's satire without context -- which isn't satire at all.

Might as well just call her fat and have a hearty laugh.

canyoneer: What is with all the apologizing? Hillary was sitting there apologizing for the Taliban yesterday. Administration officials go around the world apologizing for this, and saying mea culpa for that, and begging everyone's pardon for everything under the sun.

Oh, we're sorry. Please excuse us. So sorry. Can I get your bags? Would you like a pillow or a blanket? Is your tea hot enough? Did we step on your toes? Pardon us!

Enough already.
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From the theme of your post since the Dem primary, there isn't anything this administration can do correctly.


/How's that "Peak Oil" going?

Spanky_McFarksalot: Edsel: In other news, the playful banter that the First Lady makes when talking to schoolkids is now subject to right-wing dissection and attack.

Is it hard to walk with all that sand in your vagina?

First day on Fark? Welcome!

Nabb1: I had no idea that UPI was on the forefront of the right-wing attack machine. I guess being a fascist myself I never really picked up on it.

The article is pretty neutral, it's more the headline. But anyway, did you not know that UPI is owned by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon of Washington Times fame?

DarnoKonrad:
Might as well just call her fat and have a hearty laugh.

The first ladies butt is sooo big...