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(Starpulse) Silly Michael Stipe now offering moustache rides   (starpulse.com) divider line 32
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Mr_Fabulous 2009-04-23 05:37:50 PM  
I've been an REM fan since 1982. I can say, without reservation, that this is not a good look for Michael.

/love the latest album, tho

 
sneakynotsneaky [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 05:38:50 PM  
Drainage?

media.washingtonpost.com

 
peewinkle 2009-04-23 05:40:18 PM  
It makes him look like a gay Gerald McRaney

 
HereComesTheScience 2009-04-23 05:41:11 PM  
sneakynotsneaky: Drainage?

He'll drink your milkshake.

 
HereComesTheScience 2009-04-23 05:44:43 PM  
Now all he needs is a pedophile beard (new window).

 
jwnikita [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 05:47:04 PM  
Mustache rides for men? women?? I thought he claimed to be "Asexual"

 
FarkMeAmadeus 2009-04-23 05:48:06 PM  
He beat me. Pay this man his money


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barneyfifesbullet 2009-04-23 06:04:25 PM  
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carmody 2009-04-23 06:13:54 PM  
He looks like a professional gay rodeo rider I know. Seriously.

 
palexc 2009-04-23 06:24:22 PM  
Say what you will, that's an admirable moustache.

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-04-23 06:26:54 PM  
jwnikita: Mustache rides for men? women?? I thought he claimed to be "Asexual"

Men. He came out, divorced his wife and moved to NYC about a decade ago

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-04-23 06:32:10 PM  
so... his hair [what is left of it] looks grey, the stubble on his cheeks/jawbone and under his mouth looks grey, but his mustache is brown? wtf? did he colour it using a mustache [just for men?] colouring device?
pls don't tell me that's natural... weird....

p.s. didn't he come out as 'gay' last year?

p.p.s. wait, what? he had a wife?

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 07:09:32 PM  
My beard grows in calico. I've only actually grown it out once in my life when I was shacked up with a broken ankle and bored to the point where facial hair farming seemed like a viable option for entertainment but I got white, black, blonde, and auburn at the same time. It was pretty trippy.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 07:17:20 PM  
He looks like a Russian gangster, I see the Teddy KGB picture already beat me.

 
Maedros 2009-04-23 07:22:19 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like J.K. Simmons?

 
Fellows [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 08:15:33 PM  
As someone who just recently moved to Athens GA, I have to say I don't understand the Stipe/REM love fest this city has ...

Also, I apparently had dinner next to him a while back and didn't even realize it until the waiter said something to us as we were leaving.

 
gamacrit 2009-04-23 09:20:35 PM  
Yes, Michael, we get it. You're gay. Still don't care.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 09:51:30 PM  
Here he is pre-stache:
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At least he looks slightly less like a senior citizen without it.

 
quintas 2009-04-24 01:47:59 AM  
askthesky.com

I'll choose to remember this version..

 
quintas 2009-04-24 01:51:53 AM  
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Dad????

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-24 01:53:37 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-04-24 02:17:58 AM  
Third_Uncle_Eno: so... his hair [what is left of it] looks grey, the stubble on his cheeks/jawbone and under his mouth looks grey, but his mustache is brown? wtf?

Men's facial hair goes grey in different ways. I just watched the Peter Bogdanovich Tom Petty doc and Petty's got a big grey patch under his chin but the rest of his beard is blond.

Personally, when I let my facial hair grow, most of it comes in dark brown (the same as my head hair) expect the hair on my upper lip, which is auburn.

Third_Uncle_Eno: p.s. didn't he come out as 'gay' last year?

Apparently he did, officially. But he was seen out and about in NYC on the gay scene a decade ago, when I was in college.

 
zappawizard 2009-04-24 03:22:32 AM  
does every hipster douchebag have to have a mustache now?

 
fag alert 2009-04-24 04:58:08 AM  
Mr_Fabulous: I've been an REM fan since 1982. I can say, without reservation, that this is not a good look for Michael.

/love the latest album, tho


BEEP! BEEP!

 
JustFark 2009-04-24 07:28:23 AM  
R.E.M. was great. Michael Stipe & the REM all-stars has mostly sucked

/see also Bono & the U2 all-stars
//see also Sting & the Police all-stars

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 08:26:13 AM  
dsc.discovery.com

"OK, Stipe. Jamie wants his moustache back!"

/Man, a GIS for "Adam Savage" contains some rather shocking stuff, even by my liberal standards

 
Mr_Fabulous 2009-04-24 10:05:11 AM  
fag alert: Mr_Fabulous: I've been an REM fan since 1982. I can say, without reservation, that this is not a good look for Michael.

/love the latest album, tho

BEEP! BEEP!


Nope. Married middle-aged dad. But who the fark cares anyway? You?

 
radioman_ 2009-04-24 10:14:52 AM  
Those gay men. Leading us again in fashion.

 
Faps_in_the_kitchen 2009-04-24 10:18:54 AM  
DjangoStonereaver: "OK, Stipe. Jamie wants his moustache back!"

/Man, a GIS for "Adam Savage" contains some rather shocking stuff, even by my liberal standards


For God's sake don't search with safe search off.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-04-24 10:57:04 AM  
Dwight_Yeast

thanks, mate!

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-04-24 12:42:51 PM  
I think he looks great! Love the stache on him. He also has gorgeous eyes.

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 03:37:05 PM  
I think I saw that guy panhandling outside the liquor store yesterday.

 
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