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(Contact Music) Obvious Man who got hit by Michael Jackson's driver sees doctor because when you get hit by a Jackson, suddenly your head hurts, your back hurts, your legs hurts, your lungs hurt and your pancreas hurts, wherever that is   (contactmusic.com) divider line 10
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veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 04:49:45 PM  
because when you get hit by a Jackson, suddenly your head hurts, your back hurts, your legs hurts, your lungs hurt and your pancreas butt hurts

/ FTFY

 
for good or for awesome 2009-04-23 04:57:26 PM  
Soft. Tissue. Damage.

 
DoctorCal 2009-04-23 04:57:58 PM  
veedeevadeevoodee: because when you get hit by a Jackson, suddenly your head hurts, your back hurts, your legs hurts, your lungs hurt and your pancreas butt hurts

/ FTFY

You're saying it was a minor collision?

 
misterblint 2009-04-23 05:09:28 PM  
DoctorCal: veedeevadeevoodee: because when you get hit by a Jackson, suddenly your head hurts, your back hurts, your legs hurts, your lungs hurt and your pancreas butt hurts

/ FTFY

You're saying it was a minor collision?

You magnificent bastard!

 
spidermann [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 05:19:18 PM  
www.spidersparlor.com

 
shawnshawnery 2009-04-23 05:19:53 PM  
DoctorCal: You're saying it was a minor collision?

ba-dum-cha!

 
I hate Chevy 2009-04-23 07:32:50 PM  
After his SUV strikes another vehicle in a hit and run accident MJ's people say:
Meanwhile Jackson's spokesperson has issused a statement assuring fans the star was not directly involved in the collision, telling TMZ.com: "He is doing fine. M.J. is okay; it was not bad."

Well thank God!

 
ttc2301 2009-04-23 09:45:33 PM  
Not to put too fine of a point on it, but if your pancreas hurt YOU WOULD FARKING KNOW IT!

/pancreatitis sux
//demerol FTW

 
D-O-single_G 2009-04-24 01:19:48 PM  
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atomic-age [TotalFark] 2009-04-24 10:02:01 PM  
I hate Chevy: After his SUV strikes another vehicle in a hit and run accident MJ's people say:
Meanwhile Jackson's spokesperson has issused a statement assuring fans the star was not directly involved in the collision, telling TMZ.com: "He is doing fine. M.J. is okay; it was not bad."

Well thank God!

I'm praying for Omarion even as I type.

 
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