I would really like to attend the funeral... to make sure the b*tch is dead.

Now the burning in eternity starts.

It always creeps me out when adults use the terms "Mommy" and "Daddy."

I am sorry for your loss, Ann. Your mother sounds as if she was loved and cherished in this life, and I wish her peace in the next.

Daughters of the American Revolution, huh? It all makes sense now.

Sorry for your loss Ann Coulter, you cock.

FTFA: "So I let her stay up until 3 a.m. that night, well past her bedtime. Mother was so happy that after I had her all tucked in and the lights out, I heard her singing herself to sleep."


...whoa.

I don't care what all of you farkers think. I'd do her.

And here I had assumed that her mother had died during childbirth when baby Ann clawed its way out of her uterus.

It's sad when a parent dies, I hope it was something the family had time to prepare for and make peace with.

also, townhall has more popups than a porn site...

necropoultryac: I don't care what all of you farkers think. I'd do her.

She needs a good pity fark. Rather brave of you to take the challenge.

FTFA: My brother Jimmy found out recently that she'd even forgotten that he had caused her to miss Reagan's first inauguration by getting in a car accident the night before we were leaving -- and she never should have forgotten that.


Now those are some old-fashioned family values.

I pity Ann. Not just for losing her mother, but for being so totally rabid about her "team" that she has to turn that loss into another feces-tossing diatribe. Of all the things her mother taught her, "dignity" was most assuredly not on the list.

I found a picture of Coulter's mom...

Can we water-board her with sean hannity too?

She's slipping in terms of her popular appeal, so now we'll get to watch as she grasps at anything within her reach to keep people talking about her.

"She was a direct descendant of at least a dozen patriots..."

Sort of has a Freddy Kruger kinda feel to it, doesn't it?

kronicfeld: And here I had assumed that her mother had died during childbirth when baby Ann clawed its way out of her uterus.

Ever read the "Song of Susanna"?

Diogenes:
"She was a direct descendant of at least a dozen patriots..."

Sort of has a Freddy Kruger kinda feel to it, doesn't it?

I thought that meant her great-great-great-great-grandma pulled (wagon) trains at Valley Forge.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I thought that meant her great-great-great-great-grandma pulled (wagon) trains at Valley Forge.

Golf Clap.

Approves.

RoxtarRyan: FTFA: "So I let her stay up until 3 a.m. that night, well past her bedtime. Mother was so happy that after I had her all tucked in and the lights out, I heard her singing herself to sleep."


...whoa.

I came here to point this out.

Even if you did treat your mother like a little child, do you need to let the world know that she had a bedtime you imposed on her?

BladBoy: I found a picture of Coulter's mom...

I LOL'ed. RIP

kronicfeld: And here I had assumed that her mother had died during childbirth when baby Ann clawed its way out of her uterus.

A visual that will remain with me for the rest of the day. Possibly longer.

Thanks.

She has a mother? I though Ann Coulter was the result of an over funded early 60s military lab experiment.

UberDave: She has a mother? I though Ann Coulter was the result of an over funded early 60s military lab experiment.

I always assumed that Satan himself sent her here on a mission to eat puppies and crap on infants.

I wondered how she combs her hair in such a way that it hides the horns...

necropoultryac: I don't care what all of you farkers think. I'd do her.



still lost?

She didn't miss the opportunity when her dad died (new window), either.

FTFA: The only thing Mother wanted to be sure my brothers and I included in her remembrances were her contributions to the Republican Party

Wow.

also:

Well, I guess we know now whether it was all an act. It's not, she really believes that crap.

DamnYankees: FTFA: The only thing Mother wanted to be sure my brothers and I included in her remembrances were her contributions to the Republican Party

Wow.

Indeed. Move over Rick "how to sacrifice just like the troops? Buy one of my bumber stickers" Santorum, there's a new low for the Republican base to limbo.

I really don't need the image of Ann Coulter's bottom dropping out.

"She was a direct descendant of at least a dozen patriots..."


Was she a West (by Ghawd) Virginian? All 12 at once? Three goes into one times four.

Ann, I've been an orphan for seven years now. It sucks, and so do you.

I feel bad for Coulter because she's taken her image to the extreme troll that I don't even believe her when she this:
My mother quietly stopped breathing last Tuesday, as she slept peacefully, holding my hand.

BladBoy: I found a picture of Coulter's mom...

I was thinking more like:

Mentat: Well, I guess we know now whether it was all an act. It's not, she really believes that crap.

Oh, I'm not convinced of that at all. I think she's showing just how dedicated she is to the role. A true Thespian.

God killed her mom because she was a sinner

Holy fark! If I ever had doubts about her just being a cynical troll playing a part for partisan zealots while laughing all the way to the bank, those are all but shattered by her using her own mother's death to produce more of her invective demagoguery.

Remember kids, using family matters for political gain is only bad after the other side counters after your exploitation for your own gains.

The best thing the farking hag could have done, was to have done the standard thing. "You know, I usually use this column to pass of as a completely batshiat insane hag in dire need of a pityfark, where I act paranoid and blame the turrists. However, today I shall take a moment to try and present myself as an ordinary human being capable of mourning the loss of a parent without acting batshiat insane."

Dear Ann: Sorry your mom died. I'm still amazed you had a mother and didn't spawn in hell somewhere.

creepy.

Of course she bashed liberals, it's what Mom would have wanted.

Diogenes: Mentat: Well, I guess we know now whether it was all an act. It's not, she really believes that crap.

Oh, I'm not convinced of that at all. I think she's showing just how dedicated she is to the role. A true Thespian.

I don't know man, I lost my mother and doing this incincerely seems to me to require some nearly superhuman depths of callousness.

another pic:

Very interesting when you compare it to Olbermann's tribute to his mother from a few weeks ago.

Class (new window)

This is obviously a lie. It has never had a mother and is the product of an experiment gone horribly awry.

Whatever. That was a beautiful, heart-felt piece.

/Ann Coulter is still hot

My extension of sympathies to Ann Coulter:

Ann, I'm sorry about your mother. I'm not angry about your snipes even in this otherwise generous and beautiful eulogy. I'm just disappointed that even in a time like this you still feel the need to make trite, insulting quips. I won't make any judgmental comments or speculate about your family. Perhaps your mother was indeed as political as you, and these insults are part of you honoring her. But from where I'm standing, it just seems sad and petty. Regardless, you have my sympathies for your loss.

/It seems like such a small, human thing to be sympathetic. I'll crank up the vitriol later.

Will Fred Phelps make a guest appearance to protest the funeral?

Mentat: Well, I guess we know now whether it was all an act. It's not, she really believes that crap.

Actually, I'm kind of surprised. But this realization makes me loathe her less. I mean, she's still an incredibly vile, inhuman being, but to know she's not a troll, well, that's....comforting?


Offtopic, but if someone has "ultrafark" in their profile, does that mean they have a fark account? What's the email address, then, if you want to contact someone?

RIP, Mrs. Coulter.

She had terminal ovarian cancer, yet she took time out of her doctor's appointment to discuss how Obama sucks; my guess is that she would be happy that her eulogy was used as an occasion to bash liberals.

Bloody William: My extension of sympathies to Ann Coulter:

Ann, I'm sorry about your mother. I'm not angry about your snipes even in this otherwise generous and beautiful eulogy. I'm just disappointed that even in a time like this you still feel the need to make trite, insulting quips. I won't make any judgmental comments or speculate about your family. Perhaps your mother was indeed as political as you, and these insults are part of you honoring her. But from where I'm standing, it just seems sad and petty. Regardless, you have my sympathies for your loss.

/It seems like such a small, human thing to be sympathetic. I'll crank up the vitriol later.

Bravo my friend Bravo. More people should show the class you have. The vitriol from the Tony Snow, Jesse Helms and Ted Kennedy threads were ridiculous.