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(Telegraph) Strange Hillary Clinton compares tackling climate change with losing weight, which explains why America is notoriously bad at it   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 56
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Il Douchey [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 09:40:02 AM  
When asked how she planned to lose weight, Hillary said "Well, I'm still gorging myself on fish tacos, but I'm paying somebody else to not eat any fish tacos, thereby offsetting my consumption so that I can slim down!"

 
carmody 2009-04-23 10:04:33 AM  
True. Both fatasses and huge corporations suffer from crippling inertia.

 
degreeless 2009-04-23 10:06:04 AM  
i13.photobucket.com

 
Phil Herup 2009-04-23 10:06:21 AM  
Hillary is such a moran, did anyone catch her getting owned yesterday about saying Cheney was not credible?


Great stuff.


Hillary gets "told" (pops)


Her arrogance is so pathetic, as she has no room to criticize anyone.

 
someonelse 2009-04-23 10:07:02 AM  
It's not strange at all; it's a simple, reasonable comparison.

There's plenty of stuff to laugh at her about, but this isn't one of them.

 
BunkoSquad 2009-04-23 10:07:41 AM  
I'm just impressed submitter is one of the 10 remaining people on the Internet who can spell "losing" correctly.

 
StrikitRich 2009-04-23 10:09:04 AM  
BunkoSquad: I'm just impressed submitter is one of the 10 remaining people on the Internet who can spell "losing" correctly.

But they left out the extra 'o' and didn't use a 'z'?

 
someonelse 2009-04-23 10:09:18 AM  
Phil Herup: Hillary is such a moran, did anyone catch her getting owned yesterday about saying Cheney was not credible?


Great stuff.


Hillary gets "told" (pops)


Her arrogance is so pathetic, as she has no room to criticize anyone.


Anybody who considers Dick Cheney a reliable source of information probably also believes in the Tooth Fairy.

 
5_second_rule 2009-04-23 10:11:14 AM  
The first thing I thought when I saw this comment is she having an affair because she seems very happy or she's really bored with being SOSt. I thought what she said was funny and harmless too but the members of the Party of Torture should be along to tell me how outraged I should feel

 
fernt 2009-04-23 10:11:22 AM  
The woman is obviously on extremely strong medication:

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...and not only is she a liar, she and Bill are criminals:

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canyoneer 2009-04-23 10:14:19 AM  
In her lifetime, this megalomaniac has pooted out more carbon pollution than the entire country of Tanzania.

cache.daylife.com

STFU, Hillary.

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-04-23 10:16:32 AM  
Phil Herup: Hillary is such a moran, did anyone catch her getting owned yesterday about saying Cheney was not credible?


Great stuff.


Hillary gets "told" (pops)


Her arrogance is so pathetic, as she has no room to criticize anyone.


If anyone knows about patethic liars, it would be Hillary.

 
Headso 2009-04-23 10:17:33 AM  
she killed vince foster and stuff

 
monoski 2009-04-23 10:17:48 AM  
Kankles?

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-04-23 10:21:13 AM  
Ducking sniper fire is a great aerobic exercise.

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2009-04-23 10:21:44 AM  
Il Douchey: When asked how she planned to lose weight, Hillary said "Well, I'm still gorging myself on fish tacos, but I'm paying somebody else to not eat any fish tacos, thereby offsetting my consumption so that I can slim down!"

Done in one.

 
Trollomite 2009-04-23 10:22:44 AM  
Only 34% of people believe in the global warming myth anyway, so thats why they are trying to ram through all this legislation, its costing them tax revenue

 
5_second_rule 2009-04-23 10:22:53 AM  
Phil Herup:

Yeah I read her comments in that panel too and I was thinking she lied about Bosnian snipers. Cheney lied about torture. One person embarrassed themselves and one person embarrassed a nation. But I would be verify what either one says before believing them.

What I don't like about Hillary is she an enabler. She so smart why did she put up with all that cheating? She's worst that this week's example of enablerism Rhianna IMHO.

 
Erebus1954 2009-04-23 10:24:26 AM  
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Aexia 2009-04-23 10:25:35 AM  
Both are long-term processes with no immediate payoff and many discouraging short-term setbacks.

 
Spanky_McFarksalot 2009-04-23 10:27:40 AM  
Phil Herup: Hillary gets "told" (pops)

Damn that chairman really saved her ass.

 
someonelse 2009-04-23 10:33:10 AM  
Pantsuits.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-04-23 10:33:20 AM  
Hillary? More like Shrillary! Amiright? LOLZ!!!111one

 
detfrost1 [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 10:41:59 AM  
Nemo's Brother: Phil Herup: Hillary is such a moran, did anyone catch her getting owned yesterday about saying Cheney was not credible?


Great stuff.


Hillary gets "told" (pops)


Her arrogance is so pathetic, as she has no room to criticize anyone.

If anyone knows about patethic liars, it would be Hillary.


I've had just about enough of this Hillary hate. That woman has done more good for this country than you ever will sitting in your briefs in your mom's basement crying on the internet.

 
modestlivinglegend 2009-04-23 10:44:42 AM  
Hillbillary Shrillary has never told the truth in her life. Her entire existence is B.S.

 
Phil Herup 2009-04-23 10:45:42 AM  
detfrost1: That woman has done more good for this country than you ever will sitting in your briefs in your mom's basement crying on the internet.


That is either the lamest troll in a while, or the most retarded thing ever said.


pick one

 
FEMA_CAMPER 2009-04-23 10:47:59 AM  
thepatriotaxe.com

 
Ablejack 2009-04-23 10:52:25 AM  
Madame Clinton represents herself and our nation well in these examples.

 
shirtsbyeric 2009-04-23 10:54:01 AM  
Did anyone else hear her say while she was in Mexico a few weeks ago, "America has a lot to learn environmentally from Mexico"

I LOLed

 
Phil Herup 2009-04-23 10:54:39 AM  
5_second_rule: What I don't like about Hillary is she an enabler. She so smart why did she put up with all that cheating?



She is not that smart. She is calculating though.

Why did she put up with the cheating? Easy, she is a lesbian, and has an open marriage of convenience with Bill. He does what he wants, all her power has been due to him, so she puts up with it.

The Democratic party gave her the Senate seat nod for being extra good during the Lewinsky BS.

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-04-23 10:56:53 AM  
Speaking of Hildog and lo(o)sing weight:

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dailydanet 2009-04-23 11:02:23 AM  
So Al Gore says the Earth has a fever, and now Hillary says the Earth has cankles.

Next, Bill will say the Earth has syphilis.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-04-23 11:06:10 AM  
dailydanet: So Al Gore says the Earth has a fever, and now Hillary says the Earth has cankles.

Next, Bill will say the Earth has syphilis.


That's just silly. The Earth has dysentery because it tried to ford the river.

 
Phil Herup 2009-04-23 11:09:49 AM  
The earth has fleas.


tbn0.google.com

 
BergZ 2009-04-23 11:12:30 AM  
Spanky_McFarksalot 2009-04-23 10:21:44 AM
Il Douchey: When asked how she planned to lose weight, Hillary said "Well, I'm still gorging myself on fish tacos, but I'm paying somebody else to not eat any fish tacos, thereby offsetting my consumption so that I can slim down!"

Done in one.


Except that the analogy is invalid. We don't all share one stomach but we do all share one atmosphere.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-04-23 11:18:52 AM  
BergZ: Spanky_McFarksalot 2009-04-23 10:21:44 AM
Il Douchey: When asked how she planned to lose weight, Hillary said "Well, I'm still gorging myself on fish tacos, but I'm paying somebody else to not eat any fish tacos, thereby offsetting my consumption so that I can slim down!"

Done in one.

Except that the analogy is invalid. We don't all share one stomach but we do all share one atmosphere.


It would work if they were Fry or Amy.

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Kazuya 2009-04-23 11:42:08 AM  
Phil Herup: Hillary is such a moran, did anyone catch her getting owned yesterday about saying Cheney was not credible?


Great stuff.


Hillary gets "told" (pops)


Her arrogance is so pathetic, as she has no room to criticize anyone.


Please, please, please tell me that you consider Cheney to be a reliable source of information.

 
Phil Herup 2009-04-23 11:46:12 AM  
Kazuya: Please, please, please tell me that you consider Cheney to be a reliable source of information.


What do you know that he does not know?


Please tell.

 
RsquaredW 2009-04-23 11:48:09 AM  
FEMA_CAMPER

Uh, not that your graph isn't silly or anything, but aren't average temperatures going to be lower in January and February than in September?

// or is this just wharrgarbl?

 
RsquaredW 2009-04-23 11:48:47 AM  
Phil Herup: Kazuya: Please, please, please tell me that you consider Cheney to be a reliable source of information.


What do you know that he does not know?


Please tell.


How to safely handle firearms?

 
1derful 2009-04-23 11:58:48 AM  
Carbon emissions, the world's cankle.

 
Car_Ramrod 2009-04-23 11:59:31 AM  
RsquaredW: Phil Herup: Kazuya: Please, please, please tell me that you consider Cheney to be a reliable source of information.


What do you know that he does not know?


Please tell.

How to safely handle firearms?


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ilambiquated 2009-04-23 12:00:41 PM  
canyoneer: In her lifetime, this megalomaniac has pooted out more carbon pollution than the entire country of Tanzania.

False.

 
Erebus1954 2009-04-23 12:02:31 PM  
Looks out! Bosnian snipers!!!!
cm1.theinsider.com

 
Kazuya 2009-04-23 12:12:18 PM  
Phil Herup: Kazuya: Please, please, please tell me that you consider Cheney to be a reliable source of information.


What do you know that he does not know?


Please tell.


I didn't ask you to guess whether he knew more "stuff" than me. I asked whether you thought he was a reliable source of information.
ie. Is the information he provides likely to be reliable (true, accurate, not biased)

 
ilambiquated 2009-04-23 12:14:41 PM  
BunkoSquad: I'm just impressed submitter is one of the 10 remaining people on the Internet who can spell "losing" correctly.

Yeah theirs definatly alot of loosers in the internet.

 
Farmerjohn48pan 2009-04-23 12:22:37 PM  
RsquaredW: Phil Herup: Kazuya: Please, please, please tell me that you consider Cheney to be a reliable source of information.


What do you know that he does not know?


Please tell.

How to safely handle firearms?


Oh, I see. You know how to only shoot members of the opposite party, huh? I thought liberals didn't soil their hands with those evil guns.

 
nicksteel 2009-04-23 12:28:44 PM  
The really big difference is that while Hil-liar-y's being overweight is real, global warming is not.

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-04-23 12:45:58 PM  
I'm still not sure which annoys me more, Hillary supporters or those on the Right who live to bash her (usually by bringing up Vince Foster).

 
Phil Herup 2009-04-23 12:50:28 PM  
Kazuya: I asked whether you thought he was a reliable source of information.
ie. Is the information he provides likely to be reliable (true, accurate, not biased)



It is reliable. He is asking for the rest of the data to be released from the CIA.

He wants the results, he claims to have read them and says they exist.

 
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