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(Celebitchy) Scary Amy Winehouse wants to write children's books, in case your 9-year-old needs to learn how to freebase cocaine or make a bong out of some tinfoil and an apple   (celebitchy.com) divider line 16
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Jerzefornian 2009-04-22 10:40:55 PM  
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It's ashamed she farked herself so bad on the drugs. She cleans up pretty nice. Hopefully one day she straightens out before it's too late.

 
EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 11:08:45 PM  
Puff the Glass Dragon.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 11:17:42 PM  
Amy's great with kids, you haters!

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Leave Amy alone!

/just not with your children.

 
UnkoPatrol [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 11:19:04 PM  
Jerzefornian: It's ashamed she farked herself so bad on the drugs. She cleans up pretty nice. Hopefully one day she straightens out before it's too late.

Are you kidding?

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42 by ten 2009-04-23 06:32:02 AM  
who needs tinfoil to make a piece out of an apple?

 
Doctor Jan Itor 2009-04-23 06:32:42 AM  
"Baby's First Taste"

 
Ball of Confusion 2009-04-23 07:24:27 AM  
If you have the foil why do you need an apple?

Wasn't she wanting to make a babby in another thread? Me thinks her clock went off.

 
MikoSquiz 2009-04-23 07:28:53 AM  
I don't know if you guys have noticed, but she seems to be back on track of late. She hasn't looked cracked-out for a while and there haven't been any paparazzi shots of her falling over in the street or the like.

 
degreeless 2009-04-23 10:03:48 AM  
Jerzefornian: It's ashamed she farked herself so bad on the drugs. She cleans up pretty nice. Hopefully one day she straightens out before it's too late.

If she could slice a hole in the fabric of space-time with those sharp knees, and pull out the Amy Winehouse from 5 years ago, I might consider hitting it.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 10:31:45 AM  
What is the tinfoil for? Explain!

 
Lumox [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 11:20:24 AM  
Tin-foil and apple is overkill. You need one or the other, not both.

Real bong engineering requires:
-Avacado
-Ice Pick
-Snorkle

 
AspectRatio 2009-04-23 12:51:22 PM  
WTF is it with celebs writing kids' books? There's like a dozen of them. And they all suck.

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2009-04-23 12:55:31 PM  
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Approves.

 
balancing act 2009-04-23 02:05:52 PM  
MikoSquiz: I don't know if you guys have noticed, but she seems to be back on track of late. She hasn't looked cracked-out for a while and there haven't been any paparazzi shots of her falling over in the street or the like.

I agree. Amy-watching is my guilty interest. She sounds a lot better lately. I hope she can stay off the hard stuff and Blake and give us some music soon.

 
satanicsantoku 2009-04-23 02:21:56 PM  
don't need tinfoil for an apple, notatotalstonerloser-mitter

 
haqspan 2009-04-24 05:21:17 PM  
in case your 9-year-old needs to learn how to freebase cocaine


Now that you mention it, I have been looking for a tutor for the little bugger.

 
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