For the love of god Cheney, SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

Haven't you done enough damage?

What a fool. Only our team knows how to run up deficits properly.

Yeah, Dick, you were wrong in 2004. You may be right now, but you really screwed up back then, when, you know, you could have actually helped DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

This is now a "F*ck you, Cheney" thread.

F*ck you, Cheney

I thought Cheney was Bush's puppeteer? Someone tell me what to believe.

glenlivid: For the love of god Cheney, SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

Haven't you done enough damage?

"Enough damage" isn't part of Cheney's vocabulary. This is the guy who made his friend apologize for getting shot in the face.

TheDumbBlonde: I thought Cheney was Bush's puppeteer? Someone tell me what to believe.

You got it backwards.

Nabb1: Yeah, Dick, you were wrong in 2004. You may be right now, but you really screwed up back then, when, you know, you could have actually helped DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

That's it in a nutshell.

bobbette: This is now a "F*ck you, Cheney" thread.

F*ck you, Cheney

Occam's Chainsaw: bobbette: This is now a "F*ck you, Cheney" thread.

F*ck you, Cheney


F*ck you, Cheney

Dick Cheney - Face of the Republican Party™. Ohhhh, I am so going to enjoy this.

That said, Fark you, Dick Cheney.

Why do people keep talking to this man?

Action Replay Nick: Why do people keep talking to this man?

The same reason She Who Will Not Be Named winds up in the headlines every fifteen minutes: because the narrative from the right has gone completely off the rails.

Someone needs to post the Penn Jilette gif. We all know which one I mean.

Doooom: glenlivid: For the love of god Cheney, SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

Haven't you done enough damage?

"Enough damage" isn't part of Cheney's vocabulary. This is the guy who made his friend apologize for getting shot in the face.

Yeah it's also the guy that "did a study" while he was Secretary of Defense to see if it would be feasible to use contractors in conjunction with the military...and by god, it was!! (you know, like when he did the 'study' to see who should be G.W.'s V.P....and it turned out to be Cheney himself?) Then he promptly went to work as CEO of Haliburton, where he diverted their profits to an offshore account in the Cayman Islands. Then, was Vice President, he opened the treasury to all his contractor friends...who f*cked us all in the ass from the Iraqi Desert.

He's the most unAmerican, psychotic douchebag that has ever been involved with our government. Hate is too weak a word to describe how I feel about that waste of skin.

DamnYankees: Someone needs to post the Penn Jilette gif. We all know which one I mean.

GAT_00: Shut up Dick Cheney, you cock

I see my work here is done.

glenlivid: For the love of god Cheney, SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

bobbette: F*ck you, Cheney

GAT_00: Shut up Dick Cheney, you cock

Occam's Chainsaw: F*ck you, Cheney

Demetrius: F*ck you, Cheney

robmilmel: i180.photobucket.com

Benevolent Misanthrope: That said, Fark you, Dick Cheney.

I can't imagine putting it any better than these fine folk.

The Onanist: DamnYankees: Someone needs to post the Penn Jilette gif. We all know which one I mean.

My thanks.

F*ck you, Dick Cheney

DamnYankees: The Onanist: DamnYankees: Someone needs to post the Penn Jilette gif. We all know which one I mean.

My thanks.

A GIS is pretty easy.

/Finding an animated GIF small enough was the hard part.

Richard, kindly partake in aerial fornication with a radially gyrating fried bread product.

SilentStrider: glenlivid: For the love of god Cheney, SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

bobbette: F*ck you, Cheney

GAT_00: Shut up Dick Cheney, you cock

Occam's Chainsaw: F*ck you, Cheney

Demetrius: F*ck you, Cheney

robmilmel: i180.photobucket.com

Benevolent Misanthrope: That said, Fark you, Dick Cheney.

I can't imagine putting it any better than these fine folk.

F*ck off, Cheney.

Paraphrasing Lewis Black:
"The good die young, and pricks live FOREVER!"

Can us foreigners chime in?

F*ck you, Dick Cheney.

Um... I don't think it is a good idea to make Cheney mad. He will shoot you in the face.

/seriously
//really serious
///serious slashies!

Synopsis of the "interview" in case anyone is interested:

Hannity: So Obama is pretty much a dick who is going to destroy the country, right?

Cheney: Yup.

Eat as many dicks as you made dollars from war profiteering, Dick Cheney.

And f*ck you.

From Canada with love: F*ck you, Cheney.

Gentle Mr. Cheney,

You are irrelevant. We do not like you. We do not believe you. You have repeatedly shown yourself to be a liar, a war profiteer and a sadistic, self-aggrandizing asshat. Please, go away.

Love,

Your Mom

real_headhoncho: Um... I don't think it is a good idea to make Cheney mad. He will shoot you in the face.

Irrelevant, he does that whether he's mad or not. If I wake up in a good mood or a bad mood, I'm still going to make a cup of tea.

So it is with Cheney and shooting people in the face.

Granted Cheney doesn't have a "happy" mood, but when he's in his mood that comes closest to what you and I would consider happy, you'd still better watch your ass.

Oooh oooh my turn.

F*ck you Cheney!

Cheney did what he did at the head of a government with extensive checks and balances. Can you imagine what he could have done at the head of a dictatorship or a junta?

I_Love_Verdi: Cheney did what he did at the head of a government with extensive checks and balances. Can you imagine what he could have done at the head of a dictatorship or a junta?

That's a sobering thought.

Damn you!



/gets up to fetch another beer

Philbb: you purple headed yogurt chucker.

This is one of the best sayings I've seen all night. Thank you.


/F*CK YOU CHENEY!

OOOH, ME TOO!

F*CK YOU, CHENEY! AND F*CK YOUR WAR ON ILL-DEFINED NOUNS!

And now, my personal remix (pretend this interview is airing on the eve of the invasion of Iraq)

HANNITY: I thought we just liberated 50 million people in the Muslim world between Iraq and Afghanistan. When you put all these together, you know, what do you conclude? Do you conclude it's they're naive, that maybe they don't understand the nature of the war on terror?

CHENEY: If you sit down and you look at the policies, and analyze where this administration's going and what they seem to be dedicated to trying to achieve, I think a lot of Americans, myself included, certainly, have major questions about that, or major views that don't think those are the proper courses of action that we ought to be following. And I think we need to speak out on that.

HANNITY: Unsustainable?

CHENEY:I worry very much that we're in a situation now where there doesn't appear to be any limitation whatsoever in terms of the spending commitments that this administration wants to make. Vast expansion in terms of the deficit, but it also says a lot about what they intend for the role of government in this society.

HANNITY: Devastating.

CHENEY: I worry that we're seeing a situation or this administration not only committing us the huge deficits for the future, but is also redefining that relationship between government, on the one hand, and the private sector on the other.

Shut up DICK, YOU DICK

F*ck you, Cheney.

F*ck you, Dick.

F*ck dick, you... bah! I knew i would mess it up. He makes me so angry.

Dick Cheney is so disliked by Americans that this can only help Obama.