If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(Fox News) Spiffy Shepard Smith goes off the deep end: "We are America We do not farking Torture" (Not safe for work language)   (conservativexpress.blogspot.com) divider line 230
More: Spiffy  
•       •       •

4834 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Apr 2009 at 8:44 PM   |  Make this a Fark FavoriteFavorite    |   share: Share on OMGTWITTER WEB2.0share on StumbleUponshare on Facebook  more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!

230 Comments   (+0 »)


Fark.com's  Political Inclination Thermometric Analyzer:
Neutral 3.28% Fascist
Archived thread
First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:07:54 PM  
Will he be banninated?

Tune in next time

 
rava [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:08:55 PM  
he forgot which cable news channel he's on

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:10:23 PM  
I can't stand FOXNews, but Shep Smith was the only national news journalist who did not have his head completely up his ass down here during Katrina and will always be okay in my book.

/Actually, Anderson Cooper did a good job on a lot of the follow-up coverage, too, so he's cool, too. The rest of them were damned worthless.

 
WorldCitizen [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:11:36 PM  
That, my friends, is well said. And on Fox...whodathunk?

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:16:27 PM  
Head, meet sand.

 
rjShadow [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:18:19 PM  
First of all, it's cable.

Second, we're America. Having to watch FOX News is torture in of itself.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:21:18 PM  
Shepherd Smith is one of the few on FNC who strikes me as an actual journalist. Brit Hume used to, years ago, but he started blurring the line between reporting and pundit-izing, like most others on that channel, and he lost me. And I agree re: Katrina; I remember actually choosing to watch Smith over the other networks during all that.

 
ToxicMunkee [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:21:29 PM  
TOR-CHA!

I like watching him just catching up.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:23:37 PM  
i12.photobucket.com

 
FireBreathingLiberal [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:26:41 PM  
So. you're not really in a whore house if you pick the prettiest slut?

 
Action Replay Nick [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:27:16 PM  
Nabb1: I can't stand FOXNews, but Shep Smith was the only national news journalist who did not have his head completely up his ass down here during Katrina and will always be okay in my book.

/Actually, Anderson Cooper did a good job on a lot of the follow-up coverage, too, so he's cool, too. The rest of them were damned worthless.


I agree 100% with everything you say here.

I fully expect him to be fired if this happened on-air.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:27:50 PM  
Well, at least someone over there gets it. Shep is the least douchey of the guys who are not named Steve Douchebag.

Unfortunately, we DID torture. Nothing we can do or say will ever change that. We DID torture.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:29:59 PM  
They won't fire Shep over this. They'll just trot it out to pretend they're "fair and balanced."

Shep's been their fig leaf for objective news coverage for a while. And this is on Fox... an on-air crazy outburst that gets lots of Youtube hits is probably contractually obligated.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-04-22 06:30:47 PM  
Action Replay Nick: I fully expect him to be fired if this happened on-air.

Don't count on it. Shep is Fox's golden boy. They'll pay his fine & never look back.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:40:01 PM  
Shep is starting to lose it. He's suffered those idiots long enough. The money isn't worth it anymore.

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:40:10 PM  
Give'em hell Smith!!!

Glad to see someone on the network still has a soul.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:41:35 PM  
BobtheFascist: They'll pay his fine & never look back.

I think the fine applies when the word f*cking is used as a noun or verb rather than an adjective, so:

"This is AMERICA. I like f*cking people who don't TORTURE" = fine
"This is AMERICA. Skull f*cking detainees is TORTURE" = fine
"This is AMERICA. We do NOT f*cking TORTURE." = no fine

/I could be wrong

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:42:04 PM  
I can't watch the video right now, but did he say this meaning "we haven't tortured" or "we shouldn't torture"?

 
Action Replay Nick [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:42:56 PM  
BobtheFascist: Action Replay Nick: I fully expect him to be fired if this happened on-air.

Don't count on it. Shep is Fox's golden boy. They'll pay his fine & never look back.


Actually, an interesting tidbit. Since this is cable, he can't be fined. I know this because a few years ago I wrote a faux-outrage letter to the FCC about O'Reilly, because his spiffy little graphic in a porn segment had a giant, uncensored cock going into a gaping asshole.

They wrote me back letting me know they appreciate my concern and will consult with Fox on the matter, but no fine or penalty can be imposed because cable television censorship is, for the most part, self-regulated.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:43:12 PM  
wow. go shep!

 
Hender [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:43:23 PM  
DamnYankees: I can't watch the video right now, but did he say this meaning "we haven't tortured" or "we shouldn't torture"?

I got the impression that it was that "we shouldn't torture."

 
Hender [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:45:18 PM  
DamnYankees: I can't watch the video right now, but did he say this meaning "we haven't tortured" or "we shouldn't torture"?

Yeah, the full quote is "We are America! I don't give a rat's ass if it helped! We do not f**king torture!" He was definitely saying that we shouldn't be torturing, not that it never happened.

 
Snowflake Tubbybottom 2009-04-22 06:45:28 PM  
We are America. We'd like to think that we don't torture, but we pretty much have in major battle actions, though not as much as others but maybe just a little.

/Now that is more fair and balanced.

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:45:47 PM  
Action Replay Nick: Actually, an interesting tidbit. Since this is cable, he can't be fined.

FiRed...

a.abcnews.com

 
morrach [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:46:05 PM  
DamnYankees: I can't watch the video right now, but did he say this meaning "we haven't tortured" or "we shouldn't torture"?

Well, right before he says that line he says "I don't give a RATS ASS if it helps." I would say he doesn't like torture and feels we shouldn't.

 
CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:46:32 PM  
Action Replay Nick: They wrote me back letting me know they appreciate my concern and will consult with Fox on the matter, but no fine or penalty can be imposed because cable television censorship is, for the most part, self-regulated.

Ah.

 
Action Replay Nick [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:47:32 PM  
impaler: Action Replay Nick: Actually, an interesting tidbit. Since this is cable, he can't be fined.

FiRed...


You might want to pay closer attention.

 
morrach [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:48:20 PM  
Action Replay Nick: ... but no fine or penalty can be imposed because cable television censorship is, for the most part, self-regulated.

But... won't somebody think of the children?!

 
SpeshilEdjukashin [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:48:46 PM  
Shep's a hell of a newsman. It's a shame he didn't watch his tongue there, because if they disappeared Hill over her little gaffe, he doesn't stand a chance on this.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:50:34 PM  
Good night every body.

Watch the longer clip for context. If he gets canned from Fox it won't be for the language. I actuakky have a newfound respect for the gayest man on TV news. WHo the hell does his makeup anyway? Tammy Faye Baker?

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:56:08 PM  
Someone's about to lose his job for stepping away from the party line. Thinking for yourself is a big no-no over at Fox News.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:57:08 PM  
cretinbob: the gayest man on TV news

Clearly, you have never seen Will Thomas of Washington, DC's Fox 5 news.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-04-22 07:06:35 PM  
Action Replay Nick: BobtheFascist: Action Replay Nick: I fully expect him to be fired if this happened on-air.

Don't count on it. Shep is Fox's golden boy. They'll pay his fine & never look back.

Actually, an interesting tidbit. Since this is cable, he can't be fined. I know this because a few years ago I wrote a faux-outrage letter to the FCC about O'Reilly, because his spiffy little graphic in a porn segment had a giant, uncensored cock going into a gaping asshole.

They wrote me back letting me know they appreciate my concern and will consult with Fox on the matter, but no fine or penalty can be imposed because cable television censorship is, for the most part, self-regulated.


Interesting.

I wish I would've seen that. Would've been some good humor.

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:14:45 PM  
Fox News Channel has come to terms with Shepard Smith over his release and wish him the best in all future endeavors.

/oh, you know it

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:16:30 PM  
This is not the first time that Smith has said something thoroughly rational. I expect him to be on another network within a year.

 
driven to quit [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:18:11 PM  
I wonder what his new show on CNN will be called?

/If they fire him you know it will happen.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:20:52 PM  
His mocking of Glenn Beck was epic.

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:28:14 PM  
you know, he is pretty quick witted, he could join Stewart and Colbert on Comedy Central. I mean hell, where else can you actually deal with issues and people these days?

 
South Carolina BigFish 2009-04-22 07:30:23 PM  
I always did like that southern boy.

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:45:49 PM  
But wait.... didn't he say it wouldn't happen again after he got caught thinking out loud about getting a blow job from J Lo^?

 
Bayouguy [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:49:23 PM  
Nabb1: I can't stand FOXNews, but Shep Smith was the only national news journalist who did not have his head completely up his ass down here during Katrina and will always be okay in my book.

/Actually, Anderson Cooper did a good job on a lot of the follow-up coverage, too, so he's cool, too. The rest of them were damned worthless.


...yep, I completely agree.

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:50:34 PM  
madmann: But wait.... didn't he say it wouldn't happen again after he got caught thinking out loud about getting a blow job from J Lo^?

The best part about that clip is the crew laughing off camera.

 
juniperwasting 2009-04-22 07:54:14 PM  
WhyteRaven74: you know, he is pretty quick witted, he could join Stewart and Colbert on Comedy Central. I mean hell, where else can you actually deal with issues and people these days?

He still comes of as a douche, but i guess that is why he is allowed on FOX.

As for the torture comment, what got me was the guy next to him who "didn't want to say if torture was right or wrong".

How is this national debate?

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:57:40 PM  
Shep ain't going anywhere. He has good ratings.

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 08:20:53 PM  
juniperwasting: How is this national debate?

There are some very dumb people around these days.

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-04-22 08:47:46 PM  
What was the context of that?

Was it Fox WARGGHARBL or was he really anti-torture.

 
rppp01a 2009-04-22 08:48:10 PM  
She's not my girlfriend! She's my farking friend! Leave her alone, man.

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 08:49:37 PM  
juniperwasting: How is this national debate?

How is gay marriage, something that only affects married gay people, a national debate?

Retards. That's how.

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-04-22 08:49:49 PM  
EL_FABREZ: What was the context of that?

Was it Fox WARGGHARBL or was he really anti-torture.


Didn't see the second video there. Rough interrogation? So they think it'd be OK yo do something like that to get a confession from a criminal?

 
jake3988 2009-04-22 08:51:12 PM  
NewportBarGuy 2009-04-22 06:27:50 PM Well, at least someone over there gets it. Shep is the least douchey of the guys who are not named Steve Douchebag. Unfortunately, we DID torture. Nothing we can do or say will ever change that. We DID torture.
================================

The memos were released. They quite clearly stipulated we tortured a whole shiat load of a lot.

Stop defending this Fox News facts-denying asshole

 
Displayed 50 of 230 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all


[Continue Farking]