HA HA HA For some reason I found this headline hilarious - I don't say this often but you owe me a new keyboard subby.

+1

FTFA: "...posted a photo of the sparkler on TwitPic..."

TwitPic.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

gopher321: HA HA HA For some reason I found this headline hilarious - I don't say this often but you owe me a new keyboard subby.

+1

yeah, good stuff

i wonder why he did it?

thomps: i wonder why he did it?

Something about a cookie up his something-or-other...?

Translation: Since the band completely dried up, there aren't groupies competing for access to his disgusting junk anymore, so it was a good time to "settle down."

Also, he needs someone to support him.

Addendum: So, I actually clicked the article. WOW, he looks like crap. for a second, I thought he was Bruce Willis. Except he looks WAY older than Bruce.

Oh, and anyone else think he should marry Kirsten Dunst? Then she'd be Dunst-Durst.

I'm sorry, I apologise for the above post. That's a tired old joke I'm sure.

He looks older than I imagined him to be.

she probably did it for the nookie.

what if she did it for the wookie?

// ....??

I've already contacted my Vegas bookie and put all my money on his posting a low-res photo of the consumation.

Yeah, but when he shows up, she's gonna offer him some sweet tea, and then Chris Hanson's gonna walk out...

/DRTFA

So he has two kids with two different women, but he's "never known true love before." Huh.

cryinoutloud: So he has two kids with two different women, but he's "never known true love before." Huh.

It was a fake as a Three Dollar Bill, Yall$!

Getting hit in the head is no excuse. Run! Run while you still can!

It's good to hear that he finally found the right woman who knows how to touch his balls and ass at the same time.

Another reason not to join tweeter.

I thought his head grew a hat years ago

When did Fred Durst turn into Phil Collins?

I can't help it.

Durst, who recently reunited with Limp Bizkit and plans to tour this summer

Goddammit. Why does the universe hate us so?

While I don't care for the music, he's a pretty good actor and director.

greenbean13: I can't help it.

I don't know which is worse, seeing Durst without a shirt on or seeing his hideous Cobain/Elvis juxtaposition tattoo.

/juxtaposition

As a natural-born resident of Jacksonville, I would once again like to apologize for my city producing something at talentless as Fred Durst.

Why do bald people always grow a beard.

I thought he was good in that episode of "House". He doesn't strike me as being anymore of an asshat than some of the people I've seen post on Fark.