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(People Magazine) Interesting Some woman got hit on the head or something and agreed to marry Fred Durst   (people.com) divider line 29
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gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 04:32:33 PM  
HA HA HA For some reason I found this headline hilarious - I don't say this often but you owe me a new keyboard subby.

+1

 
lurkster [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 04:47:29 PM  
FTFA: "...posted a photo of the sparkler on TwitPic..."

TwitPic.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 05:23:02 PM  
gopher321: HA HA HA For some reason I found this headline hilarious - I don't say this often but you owe me a new keyboard subby.

+1


yeah, good stuff

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 05:32:00 PM  
i wonder why he did it?

 
mryoop789 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 05:42:01 PM  
thomps: i wonder why he did it?

Something about a cookie up his something-or-other...?

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 05:43:52 PM  
Translation: Since the band completely dried up, there aren't groupies competing for access to his disgusting junk anymore, so it was a good time to "settle down."

Also, he needs someone to support him.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 05:45:46 PM  
Addendum: So, I actually clicked the article. WOW, he looks like crap. for a second, I thought he was Bruce Willis. Except he looks WAY older than Bruce.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 05:52:17 PM  
Oh, and anyone else think he should marry Kirsten Dunst? Then she'd be Dunst-Durst.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:17:26 PM  
I'm sorry, I apologise for the above post. That's a tired old joke I'm sure.

 
Christi [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:56:00 PM  
He looks older than I imagined him to be.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-04-22 07:03:49 PM  
she probably did it for the nookie.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-04-22 07:05:22 PM  
what if she did it for the wookie?

// ....??

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:06:33 PM  
I've already contacted my Vegas bookie and put all my money on his posting a low-res photo of the consumation.

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:54:40 PM  
Yeah, but when he shows up, she's gonna offer him some sweet tea, and then Chris Hanson's gonna walk out...

/DRTFA

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 08:15:54 PM  
So he has two kids with two different women, but he's "never known true love before." Huh.

 
jaundice_joplin 2009-04-22 09:05:52 PM  
cryinoutloud: So he has two kids with two different women, but he's "never known true love before." Huh.

It was a fake as a Three Dollar Bill, Yall$!

 
rainbow sprinkles 2009-04-22 09:08:28 PM  
Getting hit in the head is no excuse. Run! Run while you still can!

 
galumph200 2009-04-22 09:11:00 PM  
It's good to hear that he finally found the right woman who knows how to touch his balls and ass at the same time.

 
LeroyBourne 2009-04-22 09:39:14 PM  
Another reason not to join tweeter.

 
GratuityIncluded 2009-04-22 10:17:31 PM  
I thought his head grew a hat years ago

 
MikeXpop 2009-04-22 10:37:33 PM  
When did Fred Durst turn into Phil Collins?

 
quintas 2009-04-22 11:01:38 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

 
greenbean13 2009-04-23 12:39:04 AM  
I can't help it.

www.artsjournal.com

 
Farker Soze 2009-04-23 02:13:21 AM  
Durst, who recently reunited with Limp Bizkit and plans to tour this summer

Goddammit. Why does the universe hate us so?

 
angrygrizzly 2009-04-23 02:55:35 AM  
While I don't care for the music, he's a pretty good actor and director.

 
Marisyana 2009-04-23 06:27:37 AM  
greenbean13: I can't help it.

I don't know which is worse, seeing Durst without a shirt on or seeing his hideous Cobain/Elvis juxtaposition tattoo.

/juxtaposition

 
bluorangefyre 2009-04-23 10:45:39 AM  
As a natural-born resident of Jacksonville, I would once again like to apologize for my city producing something at talentless as Fred Durst.

 
puppywuppy 2009-04-23 05:31:31 PM  
Why do bald people always grow a beard.

 
8Man 2009-04-24 09:45:05 AM  
I thought he was good in that episode of "House". He doesn't strike me as being anymore of an asshat than some of the people I've seen post on Fark.

 
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