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(AJC) Unlikely City's IT director denies downloading 24,466 porn images onto his office computer, and he definately didn't organize everything into directories   (ajc.com) divider line 98
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strangeguitar 2009-04-21 10:03:40 PM  
The staff was tipped off when they clicked on "2 girls 1 cup" thinking it was a new plan for school lunches.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-04-21 10:22:31 PM  
Any "IT Director" that gets caught with and fired over porn doesn't deserve the job title.

 
Soumac [TotalFark] 2009-04-21 11:35:42 PM  
At least he was good at something.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2009-04-21 11:45:10 PM  
Soumac: At least he was good at something.

Definately.

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-22 02:00:13 AM  
Kyosuke: Any "IT Director" that gets caught with and fired over porn doesn't deserve the job title.

You make a good point, except there's this Smith guy who was clearly out to get him.

c2.api.ning.com
/what Smith may look like

 
nubbin 2009-04-22 03:38:23 AM  
Its just pixels man!

 
Your Faith is Creepy [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 03:40:01 AM  
An "IT Director" that downloaded 24,466 images and didn't organize everything into directories would deserve to be fired.

 
Mr. Tweedy 2009-04-22 03:40:03 AM  
24,466?

noob

 
JasonOfOrillia 2009-04-22 03:40:13 AM  
I must have been a virus.

 
Atomic Spunk 2009-04-22 03:40:17 AM  
I would advise the next person that has his office to get a new chair and a new mouse. And use copious amounts of Lysol on the desk and all other nearby surfaces.

 
Axe Wound 2009-04-22 03:40:42 AM  
img256.imageshack.us

 
Commie Nazi Terrorist 2009-04-22 03:41:06 AM  
There's no disputing that 24,466 images of nude or partially nude women were found on a Norcross city computer, or that someone took the time to organize them into directories.

Partially nude women do not count as porn images.

 
dougfm 2009-04-22 03:41:34 AM  
Images?

Double noob.

 
lewismarktwo 2009-04-22 03:42:32 AM  
Wow, who cares? It is so very easy to place pron on anyone's computer especially if you have physical access. Any kind of porn, yes even the illegal kind.

 
vicious sack beating 2009-04-22 03:42:46 AM  
I'm downloading porn at work right now, so fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP ..... UGHHHHHHH!

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 03:44:59 AM  
Duh n00bz its "defanatly".

 
UsikFark 2009-04-22 03:46:26 AM  
i629.photobucket.com

John Hammond: I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.
Dennis Nedry: Thanks, Dad.

credit to IMDB

 
Gawdzila 2009-04-22 03:48:22 AM  
There's no disputing that 24,466 images of nude or partially nude women were found on a Norcross city computer, or that someone took the time to organize them into directories.

Duh, of COURSE they did.
How ELSE are they supposed to find the picture they want to spank to?

 
Ludovicus 2009-04-22 03:52:59 AM  
Photoshopped.

 
Hatman013 2009-04-22 03:54:17 AM  
UsikFark: John Hammond: I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.
Dennis Nedry: Thanks, Dad.

credit to IMDB


I hope he knew not to mess with the raptor fences...

 
PersistantRash 2009-04-22 03:55:35 AM  
Procedural Texture: Kyosuke: Any "IT Director" that gets caught with and fired over porn doesn't deserve the job title.

yeh my travel porns is on a ecrypted PGP disk on my bootable USB stick... its just a wee unix that views jpgs and "most" divx but it stores NOTHING to the HD (it can't even see the HD).

 
Shotgun Justice 2009-04-22 03:57:11 AM  
Is an IT guy (or girl) really worth the money if they can't even determine that someone has installed monitoring software on their comp?

/Frankly, I feel he was fired for incompetence, not the porn.

 
UsikFark 2009-04-22 03:59:13 AM  
Hatman013: UsikFark: John Hammond: I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.
Dennis Nedry: Thanks, Dad.

credit to IMDB

I hope he knew not to mess with the raptor fences...


Even Nedry knew not to mess with the raptor fences.

While looking for relevant materiel, this guy began to sound more and more like Nedry. Too bad he didn't get a load in the face, might have made him super-FARK worthy.

i629.photobucket.com

"My porn!... I can buy more porn!"

 
Lemon-Lime Malthus 2009-04-22 04:06:03 AM  
Axe Wound

Awesome!

 
Prohest 2009-04-22 04:26:52 AM  
FREE WILLIAMS

/Clearly a victim of a conspiracy..
//Lets all fap fap on the office bathroom in solidarity..? Who´s with me??

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-22 04:28:27 AM  
PersistantRash: yeh my travel porns is on a ecrypted PGP disk on my bootable USB stick... its just a wee unix that views jpgs and "most" divx but it stores NOTHING to the HD (it can't even see the HD).

You are hereby compelled to post details of how this done.
This is a vital accessory that no-one should be without. For any and all sensitive files, not just one's porn collection.

Though I haven't tried installing Linux onto a USB stick (loading an ISO image using Unetbootin is easy), I can imagine it's not hard. Similarly for creating an encrypted partition: haven't done it, but there's probably a FAQ out there I could muddle through.
It would be sweet if there was a distro with all this preset, that simply prompts you for passwords on first boot.

The thing I'm curious about is how did you transfer your sensitive files on there if it doesn't mount the local hard drives?
Did you have to do file transfers over the network?
Or did you start from nothing and build up a whole new collection of pron?

 
Raptop 2009-04-22 04:29:18 AM  
SuperCatBarf: Duh n00bz its "defanatly".

/the reason I came to this thread

 
Prohest 2009-04-22 04:39:28 AM  
Police sketch of the IT martyr..

i191.photobucket.com

 
Prohest 2009-04-22 04:42:45 AM  
Prohest: Police sketch Live webcam feed of the IT martyr..

 
Barton Fink 2009-04-22 04:57:09 AM  
How the fark can you be old enough to post on an online forum and not know how to spell definitely??

 
Enemabag Jones 2009-04-22 05:11:16 AM  
"The images were found after City Manager Rudolph Smith directed an IT assistant to observe Williams' activities amid complaints about Williams' job performance, according to city documents.
During the hearing, Smith described Williams as lazy, unconcerned with fixing computer problems or even paying the bills. "He stood outside my window 60 percent of the time and he was smoking," Smith testified."

25,000 images organized into directories immediately after Manager Smith had someone snoop into his computer. Maybe a little help out the door?

 
Shotgun Justice 2009-04-22 05:23:00 AM  
Just to make sure I understand this:

The city manager, believing that the IT employee was performing poorly, had another employee(one that could benefit from the incumbent's removal) tamper with his personal work computer. Wow.

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 05:36:25 AM  
FTA: "He stood outside my window 60 percent of the time and he was smoking," Smith testified."

I'm calling bullshiat. If he smoked 60% of the time that only leaves 40% of his time for fapping. With almost 25,000 "porn" images to look at the fap to cigabutt ratio should have been much higher.

 
Gridlock 2009-04-22 05:40:22 AM  
25,000 images of porn.

What an underachiever! The average male has at least 10 GB of porn that is non-video.

// The "hunter instinct" still is strong in the species.

 
DontBeStupid 2009-04-22 05:46:16 AM  
24,466 ?

And thought the holes were rather small
They had to count them all

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 05:51:22 AM  
Shotgun Justice: Just to make sure I understand this:

The city manager, believing that the IT employee was performing poorly, had another employee(one that could benefit from the incumbent's removal) tamper with his personal work computer. Wow.


Well, this is Georgia, where "He needed killin'" is still a
recognized principle of jurisprudence.

 
Moonk 2009-04-22 06:03:45 AM  
DontBeStupid: 24,466 ?

And thought the holes were rather small
They had to count them all


But did the fill the Prince Albert Hall?

/enough to turn you on?

 
balthan [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:19:55 AM  
"Why go through the time to download 24,000 images and put them in directories?" Duerr said. "That takes time. That takes deliberation."

Or a couple of mouse clicks from a torrent site.

 
gozar_the_destroyer 2009-04-22 06:23:52 AM  
Some of my friends in college used to put porn other people's unsecured computers as pranks. It was amusing to see how fast you could get tons of images with just one quick google search and save them all to the hard drive. And the Windows XP option when viewing an image to "set as desktop" can make even 10 seconds access fun.

 
AdmiralBeotch 2009-04-22 06:28:47 AM  
This thread is useless without pics. All 24,466 of them.

 
remus 2009-04-22 06:35:36 AM  
n00b. Any "IT Director" that can't hide or protect himself from his own assistant p3wning him shouldn't have the title.

As a former "IT Director", I'm getting a kick out of these replies..."

// now back to being an engineer; better pay, less abuse

 
Strik3r 2009-04-22 06:49:48 AM  
Enemabag Jones: "He stood outside my window 60 percent of the time and he was smoking," Smith testified."


....lol..... quite often and with a satisfied grin, I'd imagine.....

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 06:57:18 AM  
I have tons of porn. But I keep it on the internet.

 
pvrhye 2009-04-22 07:17:22 AM  
"partially nude women"

Why is it every time someone gets busted the definition of porn conveniently bends. Remember that guy hit in the child pedo sting who had a filename on his computer (mentioned in the article) that was something that at one point was a thread on fark?

 
mecaenas 2009-04-22 07:45:19 AM  
Kyosuke: Any "IT Director" that gets caught with and fired over porn doesn't deserve the job title.

This.

Your Faith is Creepy: An "IT Director" that downloaded 24,466 images and didn't organize everything into directories would deserve to be fired.

This x 2

 
Land Ark [TotalFark] 2009-04-22 07:55:09 AM  
Spell check will think you are trying to write "defiantly" no matter how you try to spell it.
An easy way to remember it is to think of "finite."

 
rev. dave 2009-04-22 07:57:34 AM  
I agree with incompetence. Any IT director would know about snooping software and file monitoring. They don't even need to find stuff on your hard drive, just show a log of where you have been. If there is no log then someone with an external drive uploaded to the machine.
Also any smart IT guy who is in charge of policy would use a multiple partition Linux OS and make the city send the drive out for forensic investigation. Make em work for it.
Probably using XP. Clown...

 
Uncle Wiggly 2009-04-22 08:03:08 AM  
On the bright side, there's an IT job opening in Norcross, GA

 
Phungky_phreek 2009-04-22 08:09:33 AM  
Barton Fink
How the fark can you be old enough to post on an online forum and not know how to spell definitely??

Hees definately not an ivee leeg skolar.

 
fark_me_running 2009-04-22 08:15:18 AM  
Barton Fink: How the fark can you be old enough to post on an online forum and not know how to spell definitely??

i honestly think that is one of the most misspelled words in the english language.

 
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