No, it's because they started using "Home Sweet Home" on the show and he saw that the $ize of the royalty check$ coming in were bigger than his ego and Tommy Lee's wang put together.

My God, it just occurred to me that someday we will be watching Guitar Hero competition reality shows.

/going up to the roof for some fresh air

I've had a beer with Vince Neil before. I saw him at the Palms casino in Vegas. He was sitting alone at the bar near the sportsbook. I had just placed a bet and I spotted him and there was an empty seat next to him, so I sat down, ordered a drink, and struck up some conversation. He's a cool dude.

Epsilon: I've had a beer with Vince Neil before. I saw him at the Palms casino in Vegas. He was sitting alone at the bar near the sportsbook. I had just placed a bet and I spotted him and there was an empty seat next to him, so I sat down, ordered a drink, and struck up some conversation. He's a cool dude.

Oh my God, don't leave me hanging like that ... did he win his bet?

lunchinlewis: My God, it just occurred to me that someday we will be watching Guitar Hero competition reality shows.

Maybe sooner than you think.

Epsilon: I've had a beer with Vince Neil before. I saw him at the Palms casino in Vegas. He was sitting alone at the bar near the sportsbook. I had just placed a bet and I spotted him and there was an empty seat next to him, so I sat down, ordered a drink, and struck up some conversation. He's a cool dude.

I'd be a pretty cool dude too, if I were a washed up "singer" getting his arse kissed while drinking free beers purchased by some loser that was trying to make conversation with me.

NorCalLos: I'd be a pretty cool dude too, if I were a washed up "singer" getting his arse kissed while drinking free beers purchased by some loser that was trying to make conversation with me.

Whoa, retract the claws Tahlulah. If it makes you feel any better if I saw you acting like that in a bar I'd offer buy you a bottle of warm formula. Gratis, on me, don't mention it.

brap: NorCalLos: I'd be a pretty cool dude too, if I were a washed up "singer" getting his arse kissed while drinking free beers purchased by some loser that was trying to make conversation with me.

Whoa, retract the claws Tahlulah. If it makes you feel any better if I saw you acting like that in a bar I'd offer buy you a bottle of warm formula. Gratis, on me, don't mention it.

I only drink the real stuff...outta the tap. No harm intended. I was just going for the laugh.

Uzzah: Epsilon: I've had a beer with Vince Neil before. I saw him at the Palms casino in Vegas. He was sitting alone at the bar near the sportsbook. I had just placed a bet and I spotted him and there was an empty seat next to him, so I sat down, ordered a drink, and struck up some conversation. He's a cool dude.

Oh my God, don't leave me hanging like that ... did he win his bet?

More importantly, did he come or what?

I'd love to see a Clay Aiken clone doing a cover of Shout at the Devil, All I Need or Dancing on Glass.

Go Carrie Underwood thread go!

Actually, her rendition of "yesterday" is pretty farking awesome. Find it on YouTube.

....except that "yesterday" was Skid row, not the Crue. I fail it.

NorCalLos: brap: NorCalLos: I'd be a pretty cool dude too, if I were a washed up "singer" getting his arse kissed while drinking free beers purchased by some loser that was trying to make conversation with me.

Whoa, retract the claws Tahlulah. If it makes you feel any better if I saw you acting like that in a bar I'd offer buy you a bottle of warm formula. Gratis, on me, don't mention it.

I only drink the real stuff...outta the tap. No harm intended. I was just going for the laugh.

So was I, I'm just a big fan of relevant on topic tid-bittery.

Proceed. Nothing but love here.

You're favorite band / tv show/ movie / car / political party / sport / sexual position / mom / lolcat / planet / element / religion / name sucks.

But I would actually watch a Motley Crue Episode of American Idol. As long as they don't turn all of the songs into whiny heartfelt ballads or hip hop tunes.

And Vince Neil gets to kill the worst rendition of one of their songs live on stage.

It never ceases to amaze me that American Idol haters either:

a) Always find an exception to the suckatude
b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

Farkomatic: It never ceases to amaze me that American Idol haters either:

a) Always find an exception to the suckatude
b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

5 (with clay aiken) people out of literally tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of people.. yeah, those 5 are exceptions to the rules.

the other 99,995 contestants sucked horribly.

JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Farkomatic: It never ceases to amaze me that American Idol haters either:

a) Always find an exception to the suckatude
b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

5 (with clay aiken) people out of literally tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of people.. yeah, those 5 are exceptions to the rules.

the other 99,995 contestants sucked horribly.

You couldn't possibly be serious. Those 5 are not exceptions. As finalists of the contest in question, they are the rule. Jeez.

NorCalLos: JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Farkomatic: It never ceases to amaze me that American Idol haters either:

a) Always find an exception to the suckatude
b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

the other 99,995 contestants sucked horribly.

You couldn't possibly be serious. Those 5 are not exceptions. As finalists of the contest in question, they are the rule. Jeez.

Uh.. I dont think you know what "exception to the rule" means.

The whole point of the show is to find talent. If 100,000 people apply, and all but 5 are rejected, then the show is successful in finding talent.

But that doesnt make the 5 "the rule" and the 99,995 "the exception".

"The Rule" is the majority, the "exception" is the minority. Therefore, the 5 are the exceptions to the rule.

Greatest. Thread. EVER.

JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: NorCalLos: JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Farkomatic: It never ceases to amaze me that American Idol haters either:

a) Always find an exception to the suckatude
b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

the other 99,995 contestants sucked horribly.

You couldn't possibly be serious. Those 5 are not exceptions. As finalists of the contest in question, they are the rule. Jeez.

Uh.. I dont think you know what "exception to the rule" means.

The whole point of the show is to find talent. If 100,000 people apply, and all but 5 are rejected, then the show is successful in finding talent.

But that doesnt make the 5 "the rule" and the 99,995 "the exception".

"The Rule" is the majority, the "exception" is the minority. Therefore, the 5 are the exceptions to the rule.

"The Rule" in this case would be the majority of contest winners and/or finalists. Since it is a contest that is trying to find "talent," you can't expect everyone who shows up to an open audition to be as talented as the winner. I don't really feel the need to defend American Idol, but I do find it annoying when people think they're too cool to watch it.

NorCalLos: "The Rule" is the majority, the "exception" is the minority. Therefore, the 5 are the exceptions to the rule.

"The Rule" in this case would be the majority of contest winners and/or finalists.

Why are you arguing, you just backed up the point i made that you quoted

Damn it. I knew you were being disingenuous, but I couldn't let it go. /

(kicks ergonomic foot rest.)

greatmoose: ....except that "yesterday" was Skid row, not the Crue. I fail it.

I was trying to figure out what song you were talking about. I thought perhaps you were thinking of "Yesterday" by Guns N Roses. Turns out Carrie Underwood has sung November Rain, Patience, and Sweet Child of Mine.

The Skid Row song she sings is "I Remember You."

She seems to like her 80s hair metal.

Courtney Cox-Zucker: greatmoose: ....except that "yesterday" was Skid row, not the Crue. I fail it.

I was trying to figure out what song you were talking about. I thought perhaps you were thinking of "Yesterday" by Guns N Roses. Turns out Carrie Underwood has sung November Rain, Patience, and Sweet Child of Mine.

The Skid Row song she sings is "I Remember You."

She seems to like her 80s hair metalplatinum singles.

she's kinda looks a little Downs Syndromish, which is hot as hell to me cause I used to rail the shiat out of the special girls at my high school.

CheezDick: she's kinda looks a little Downs Syndromish, which is hot as hell to me cause I used to rail the shiat out of the special girls at my high school.

What the fark is wrong with you?

I bet Vince Neil wants a lot of things he doesn't get. In fact, I bet he issues a number of concerns, questions and statements daily out loud that the cold unfeeling universe never sees fit to answer him over.

This thread =

Hey Vince, you're invited, but your friend can't come.

CheezDick: she's kinda looks a little Downs Syndromish, which is hot as hell to me cause I used to rail the shiat out of the special girls at my high school.

What CheezDick's girlfriend may look like.

I'd watch an AI where Tommy Lee showed up, and the contestants that win for that week are the ones that manage to escape without catching Hep from him.

That would be almost worth watching.

Farkomatic: It never ceases to amaze me that American Idol haters either:

a) Always find an exception to the suckatude
b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

Success does not equal talent.

kpottruff:
What CheezDick's girlfriend may look like.


true, but my wife is hot!

/well she's OK
//kinda pretty
///has a great personality?

Cheezdick.....new keyboard, etc.....

Farkomatic: b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

you conspicuously left off Fantasia and Ruben. And whoever won last season or two. Though of those listed, kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood are the only kind with any lasting success. (Jennifer Hudson is too soon to tell. Winning an Oscar young is a kiss of death, though) Though I'm not really all that impressed with Carrie's success as maintaining a successful following in country music is pretty damn easy.

FeedTheCollapse: Carrie's success as maintaining a successful following in country music is pretty damn easy.

Like you could do better!

FeedTheCollapse: Farkomatic: b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

you conspicuously left off Fantasia and Ruben. And whoever won last season or two. Though of those listed, kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood are the only kind with any lasting success. (Jennifer Hudson is too soon to tell. Winning an Oscar young is a kiss of death, though) Though I'm not really all that impressed with Carrie's success as maintaining a successful following in country music is pretty damn easy.

Ruben Studdard:

Album 1: U.S. sales: 1.8 million
Album 2: U.S. sales: 483,000
Album 3: U.S. sales: 238,000


Fantasia:

Album 1: U.S sales: 1.8 million
Album 2: U.S sales: 518,000


Had her house forclosed on in December



To compare: William Hung's debut album sales: 990,000

I'm not sure barely doubling William hung's sales is real successful

NorCalLos:

I'd be a pretty cool dude too, if I were a washed up "singer" getting his arse kissed while drinking free beers purchased by some loser that was trying to make conversation with me.

I wouldn't really call him a washed up singer, seeing as how the last few Crue tours sold out fairly quickly. I would've loved to have gone to the circus themed one they did. Looked like a helluva show.

He was at the show tonight though. I saw it. Yup. I watched the show. Some good talent on there this year. Disco sucks though.

markiedog: FeedTheCollapse: Carrie's success as maintaining a successful following in country music is pretty damn easy.

Like you could do better!

the equivalent of the "NO U!" argument.


(modern) country = pop + southern twang.

kpottruff: CheezDick: she's kinda looks a little Downs Syndromish, which is hot as hell to me cause I used to rail the shiat out of the special girls at my high school.

What CheezDick's girlfriend may look like.



My bad actually here is your girlfriend from high school there CheezDick!

JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: FeedTheCollapse: Farkomatic: b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

you conspicuously left off Fantasia and Ruben. And whoever won last season or two. Though of those listed, kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood are the only kind with any lasting success. (Jennifer Hudson is too soon to tell. Winning an Oscar young is a kiss of death, though) Though I'm not really all that impressed with Carrie's success as maintaining a successful following in country music is pretty damn easy.

Ruben Studdard:

Album 1: U.S. sales: 1.8 million
Album 2: U.S. sales: 483,000
Album 3: U.S. sales: 238,000


Fantasia:

Album 1: U.S sales: 1.8 million
Album 2: U.S sales: 518,000


Had her house forclosed on in December



To compare: William Hung's debut album sales: 990,000

I'm not sure barely doubling William hung's sales is real successful

Pretty much by definition almost going double platinum is "real successful".

kpottruff:

My bad actually here is your girlfriend from high school there CheezDick!


the hardest part was finding one that could keep a secret.

SPna15: Farkomatic: It never ceases to amaze me that American Idol haters either:

a) Always find an exception to the suckatude
b) Can't explain the success/talent of Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, or Chris Daughtry

Success does not equal talent.

Thought I agree with the sentiment I look at it this way. Singing (on key) is a talent. Of all the reality shows, most of the ones on American Idol late in the competition do have talent. I don't necessarily like their music, but I can appreciate the fact that they can do something I can not. Clay Aiken may have waned popularity wise, but the kid could sing.

lunchinlewis 2009-04-21 04:28:51 PM My God, it just occurred to me that someday we will be watching Guitar Hero competition reality shows. /going up to the roof for some fresh air
-----------------------------

Dear god I hope not.

Uzzah: Oh my God, don't leave me hanging like that ... did he win his bet?

LOL. Uh, I'm not sure if he placed a bet. We didn't talk about that. I'm pretty sure he was just there to have a few drinks.

Where's the pics of Vince Neil's giant-forehead/balding wife?