Meeee......

Hey! That's not that far from here. I wonder if they're hiring.

Maybe I could clog.

Who throws a shoe?

The victim received multiple cuts to her face that were treated at a local hospital with seven staples, police said.

That almost sounds worse than the attack!

wanted for questioning....


/so hot baby!

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: The victim received multiple cuts to her face that were treated at a local hospital with seven staples, police said.

That almost sounds worse than the attack!

The use of medical staples always freaks me out too. Makes me picture some guy in his garage with a staple gun and some super glue after the wife caught him cheating.

It really IS all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

VS.



That is all.

Staples?
Like in The Wrestler?
No thanks.

40's, 50's!?!? Sounds like a real classy joint.

GIS for medical staples.
/you are welcome

I bet her ends haven't been meeting each other for a long time.

See at first no one thought she could then later the whole audience is applauding.

I've been in a place like this "Club 1245". The girls didn't even take their clothes off, and no one was watching anyway. Just a bunch of lowlifes making drug deals and drinking hard liquor. Every once in a while some washed up biker would leave with one of the hags. It was like the Secret Strippers Burial Ground.

black strippers...

This thread is useful without pics.

This is not how my evil plot to destroy the world's economy was supposed to turn out. College aged hotties were supposed to become strippers, not middle aged women. Sorry about that. I guess it's back to the drawing board.

/anyone interested in obtaining a few thousand stripper poles?
//Cheap.

stay classy Akron

I pre-bleached my eyes just in case there were pics in the article, thank god that wasn't wasted after viewing Poppa Boner's effort.

/Haunted

OgreMagi: This is not how my evil plot to destroy the world's economy was supposed to turn out. College aged hotties were supposed to become strippers, not middle aged women. Sorry about that. I guess it's back to the drawing board.

/anyone interested in obtaining a few thousand stripper poles?
//Cheap.

You failed to factor in that college aged hotties have many alternative sources for better income, like porn and rich men in midlife crises. For 50-year-olds with a similar lack of real-life job skills, the market is a little more, shall we say, dry.

/sorry about that
//eww
///DRTFA

100 Watt Walrus: OgreMagi: This is not how my evil plot to destroy the world's economy was supposed to turn out. College aged hotties were supposed to become strippers, not middle aged women. Sorry about that. I guess it's back to the drawing board.

/anyone interested in obtaining a few thousand stripper poles?
//Cheap.

You failed to factor in that college aged hotties have many alternative sources for better income, like porn and rich men in midlife crises. For 50-year-olds with a similar lack of real-life job skills, the market is a little more, shall we say, dry.

/sorry about that
//eww
///DRTFA

At least my scheme of putting cameras in cell phones has resulted in the planned high school hotties sending out compromising photos.

/Anyone know where I can pick up a supply of live sharks for my next evil plot?

As an old dude I just love y'all knocking all women over 50. How many of you can say that this fully clothed, SFW, over 50 year old, doesn't at least give Mr Happy a twinge or two?

http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/entertainment/freeze_frame/wp-content/upload s/ 2007/06/brinkley.jpg

Before you say no, let me say this. FAGOT!

OgreMagi: /Anyone know where I can pick up a supply of live sharks for my next evil plot?

You didn't hear this from me, but the ocean has been mentioned in the past.

uhm, that woman doesn't look anything like a 50+ year old. Even if she is, she is a super-rare example and likely the product of a lot of plastic surgery.

"52-year-old stripper" didn't make me cringe. "Ohio stripper" did.

What kind of hellish strip club is this?

If it took place in teh champagne room, would this kind of show cost more? Can I book ahead of time?

The suspect is described only as a black female in her late 40s.

I'm shocked...shocked to see this...i call racism!! How dare they post the color of the old skanky psudo-whore's skin!!

GET OFFA MY CORNER !

Bit'O'Gristle: The suspect is described only as a black female in her late 40s.

I'm shocked...shocked to see this...i call racism!! How dare they post the color of the old skanky psudo-whore's skin!!

Just don't call her a nappy headed ho.

OgreMagi:

/Anyone know where I can pick up a supply of live sharks for my next evil plot?

Yeah - if your next evil plot works this well and gives us more 52 year old strippers, I'd suggest that the ocean has a ready supply of live sharks. Go - jump in and find them.

berylman: stay classy Akron

beat me to it

/as a resident of crackron, i'm getting a stiletto-kick out of these replies

some_beer_drinker: wanted for questioning....

some_beer_drinker, I sleep with a 52 year old: I know a 52 year old; a 52 year old is a spouse of mine. some_beer_drinker, that's no 52 year old!

Just like your mother, Trebek!

TTIWWP... This Thread Is Worthwhile Without Pics!

Club 1245 at 1245 E. Tallmadge Ave

What a witty name. How on earth did they come up with that one? It's amazing what a good publicity agency can come up with! I would have gone with something dumb like "jiggly jello cups" or "poles are us".

I for one am glad there were no pics of an injured stripper in her late 40's with staples.

She cuts you once.
She cuts you twice..

Oh, who am I kidding, I already did
/twice

Now she's a pirate stripper.

OgreMagi: At least my scheme of putting cameras in cell phones has resulted in the planned high school hotties sending out compromising photos.

That was you? Thanks, man.

Now, can you do something about the fact that Fark has gone all pansy about the jailbait pix? Can't even post the "motivational" posters making fun of jailbait anymore.

frostus: some_beer_drinker: wanted for questioning....

some_beer_drinker, I sleep with a 52 year old: I know a 52 year old; a 52 year old is a spouse of mine. some_beer_drinker, that's no 52 year old!

i think the caption said she was 72...my bad...lol.

Mom?

Poppa Boner: VS.



That is all.

That's wrong on soooo many levels

Deacon Blue: I've been in a place like this "Club 1245". The girls didn't even take their clothes off, and no one was watching anyway. Just a bunch of lowlifes making drug deals and drinking hard liquor. Every once in a while some washed up biker would leave with one of the hags. It was like the Secret Strippers Burial Ground.

I've worked close to the place... Is there such thing as classy white-trash? Somehow, that end of Akron pulls it off.

Strippers with eyepatches always make more tips.

She should have looked into go-go dancing. Go-Go is a happy dance...or at least i am told.

gravital: She should have looked into go-go dancing. Go-Go is a happy dance...or at least i am told.

At 52 I think it would more likely be gone-gone dancing.

I read the article expecting to see Toledo as the city. Surprised it was Akron.

To attract that kind of jealousy and wrath from an obvious Obama supporter, she must be pretty dam HOT!

I wonder why she didn't want to talk to police? Rival gang thing? Is she the wife/mistress of a politician? Is she herself a politician/teacher/lawyer/government worker?

Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2009-04-21 04:46:24 AM
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VS.

i21.photobucket.com

That is all.


Wonderful, just wonderful.