Don't worry, she'll forget she thought of it next time she shoots up.

So that should be just about... 3..2..1..

we're safe.

*shudder*

Why did I click on the link, why did I click on the link...

Wait - - she's considered part of human civilization?

Someone must have told her you could get high shooting up baby blood.

As God as my witness, I saw the headline of "Amy to 'adopt a child'" and for some reason I thought I was going to be presented with a story about a gorilla that knows ASL named Amy who some idiot thought should adopt a human child.

Eh, I wasn't too far off.

If this happens, I will lose all hope in humanity. You know... for good this time.

Dumber than DivX?

Haha man dumber than the Facebook redesign that so captivated our imaginations for so long?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Dumber than DivX?

that's a good point.

I submit the following as my nomination:

That's a worse idea than trying to build Stonehenge and the Pyramids in the same city, in that order.

/If you want both, build them in separate cities
//If you want both in the same city, build the Pyramids first

/hot like a heroin spoon

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Dumber than DivX?

As a former Circuit City employee that was forced to push that awful shiat, I submit that very few things were ever dumber than DIVX.

poor kid.

Oh boy. Wait till you see the pictures of the horrendous lesion she has on her leg at the moment. It is truly gross and posting it here would probably break Fark rules on decency, wounds, scabs and stuff.

I remember when I adopted my underage drug mule, um, er I mean I really hope brap jr. cleans up his act after he gets out of juvie - his behavior completely took me by surprise and shocked and appalled me.

In all honesty the kid may be beyond reform as he was the most twisted of criminal materminds. I mean when tranporting a diaper full of heroin just to sully your new father's my good name is your first act as a family member. Oh, it sickens me to even relive it.

Though brap jr. is preverbal, I can't wait until his English improves to the point where he can give me the apology I fully deserve.

If it's a boy, I bet she'll circumcise him.

The Icelander: If it's a boy, I bet she'll circumcise accidentally kill him.

FTFY
Girl too.

Amy, you missed the memo:



/hot like her crack pipe

She's a great, great singer.

I'll always defend people who slag her off musically. Still, that's a horrible idea.

Tatsuma: She's a great, great singer.

I'll always defend people who slag her off musically. Still, that's a horrible idea.

Some of the best musicians are always the ones who get ridiculously farked up on a continuous basis.
/it's why you have rock-n-roll.
//and a lot of hip-hop
///and most techno

Tatsuma: She's a great, great singer big pile of crazy.

/ftfy

////and classical (absynthe? opium?)

Winktologist: Some of the best musicians are always the ones who get ridiculously farked up on a continuous basis.

Indeed. She's incredibly gifted, and incredibly addicted to drugs as well. It's really tragic.

BeefyT: /ftfy

One does not preclude the other.

Winktologist: Tatsuma: She's a great, great singer.

I'll always defend people who slag her off musically. Still, that's a horrible idea.

Some of the best musicians are always the ones who get ridiculously farked up on a continuous basis.
/it's why you have rock-n-roll.
//and a lot of hip-hop
///and most techno

Don't forget jazz. Charlie Parker was one of the founding fathers of Bebop. He did this while strung out on heroin.

Shostie: Don't forget jazz. Charlie Parker was one of the founding fathers of Bebop. He did this while strung out on heroin.

He also got high under the stage, passed out, slept through the gig, and got fired.

Also, don't ask Jellyroll why he's called Jellyroll.

Tatsuma: Winktologist: Some of the best musicians are always the ones who get ridiculously farked up on a continuous basis.

Indeed. She's incredibly gifted, and incredibly addicted to drugs as well. It's really tragic.

BeefyT: /ftfy

One does not preclude the other.

It's probably not too far off to say that the history of modern music would be utterly different if it were not for the genius of tortured, addicted musicians. Janis, Jimi, Billie, and Jim all gave us painfully wonderful music. Compare them with what the drug-free mouths of Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, and the Jonas Brothers have given us, and I have to say I'll take the junkies any day of the week.

dahmers love zombie: Tatsuma: Winktologist: Some of the best musicians are always the ones who get ridiculously farked up on a continuous basis.

Indeed. She's incredibly gifted, and incredibly addicted to drugs as well. It's really tragic.

BeefyT: /ftfy

One does not preclude the other.

It's probably not too far off to say that the history of modern music would be utterly different if it were not for the genius of tortured, addicted musicians. Janis, Jimi, Billie, and Jim all gave us painfully wonderful music. Compare them with what the drug-free mouths of Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, and the Jonas Brothers have given us, and I have to say I'll take the junkies any day of the week.

See also: 80s Metallica ("Alcohollica") vs. 90s Metallica (Load, ReLoad, & St. Anger).

_{/yes, I'm aware of the irony of posting this comment with this Fark handle}

dahmers love zombie: It's probably not too far off to say that the history of modern music would be utterly different if it were not for the genius of tortured, addicted musicians. Janis, Jimi, Billie, and Jim all gave us painfully wonderful music. Compare them with what the drug-free mouths of Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, and the Jonas Brothers have given us, and I have to say I'll take the junkies any day of the week.

Sure, but plenty of drug-free artists were pretty great as well.

But of course if you compare Jimi Hendrix to the farking Jonas Brothers, I'm going with the junkies as well.

Trainspotting 2: The Wine House.

King Something:

See also: 80s Metallica ("Alcohollica") vs. 90s Metallica (Load, ReLoad, & St. Anger).

Very good point...

Hender: As God as my witness, I saw the headline of "Amy to 'adopt a child'" and for some reason I thought I was going to be presented with a story about a gorilla that knows ASL named Amy who some idiot thought should adopt a human child.

Eh, I wasn't too far off.

That's amazing: I was thinking it was a some sort of primate, too, but I didn't think that it would be adopting a human. I just thought that subby was a 'tard and he thought it would be bad for one ape to adopt another ape, or something.

Anyway, after I confused myself pondering those thoughts, seeing that Amy Winehouse was looking to adopt wasn't too confusing.

When I read that headline, I thought, "Oh come on - I can think of at least ten things offhand that are worse than whatever is in this link."

Then I clicked.

Holy god, you're right. Completely, totally right.

thegod082: I just thought that subby was a 'tard and he thought it would be bad for one ape to adopt another ape, or something.

She couldn't adopt a goldfish.

Hmmm...is this the Nickleback appreciation thread?

I love their new song. It really speaks to me.

Just Kidding!

Because there are not enough babies that are addicted to crack in the world.

Jamdug!: Just Kidding!

Nightmare on Elm Street VIII: Freddy Loves Jason???

Tatsuma: She's a great, great singer.

I'll always defend people who slag her off musically. Still, that's a horrible idea.

She sounds like Wanda Sykes with skillz to me.

That being said, I thought that was an over-the-top headline until I RTFA. I nominate that headline for the understatement of the year.

... even worse than spelling "civilization" with an s? Or pronouncing "z" like it rhymes with head?

/I keed
//Featheringstonehaugh!

Benevolent Misanthrope: When I read that headline, I thought, "Oh come on - I can think of at least ten things offhand that are worse than whatever is in this link."

Then I clicked.

Holy god, you're right. Completely, totally right.


Ditto. That poor kid is doomed.

The Democratic Party?

Tatsuma: She's a great, great singer.

I'll always defend people who slag her off musically. Still, that's a horrible idea.

You only like her because she's jewish.

At first I laughed at the headline...

Then I serious'd.

/keep her the HELL away from children

My nomination:

Usually you have to visit Gomez Addams for a trainwreck this bad.

Roook: Someone must have told her you could get high shooting up baby blood.

It's been 5 minutes since I read this post, and I'm still laughing. Kudos, sir. Kudos.

In related news R. Kelly wants to start a private school for girls.

Someone please think of the children.

Subby needs a spell-checker