"Hey, what's this on the bottom of my shoes?"

Eminem would do well to take some notes...

Every expense was spared in creating the backing track.

major-kong: Every expense was spared in creating the backing track.

It's like Tim and Eric did it.

He should stick with his promotional strong suit - brutal muppetry.

What, no "My name is Alice and I'm here to say..."?

Reminded me of this, but lamer:



/hot like that "Pus*ygrinder" track with Sheryl Crow

he looked more like a guy named Vincent Furnier there.

YouTube is blocked at my work. What video is it? That POS that he did for charity, "Stand Up" or something like that?

New Wave Cooper is much better.

Alice cooper doesn't rap. I bet it's a rick roll or some wacky teenager pretending to be Alice Cooper

*clicks play*

12349876: major-kong: Every expense was spared in creating the backing track.

It's like Tim and Eric did it.

Haha....win

I like Alice so much that I thought it was kind of ok

Wow.... that clip is awesome.

You know he probably did that in one take with no prep. A rap video for a Christian Teen Center... yeah, maybe he was shooting for that retro-so-bad-it's-cool Adult Swim vibe.

Wow, that's bad.

Alice is a good performer and a pretty cool guy though. This must have been community service for urinating in public or something.

kinda sounded like doctor evil.

That was much worse than I thought it would be.

I am so ashamed. Makes me want to burn all my Alice Cooper vinyl. He should stick with the Staples commercials.

Elzar: Eminem would do well to take some notes...

Especially considering that sh*t he just released. Makes Vanilla Ice seem relevant.

eep... I couldn't get past the first part of him wiggling about and snapping his fingers.

*hides under her bed*

Geeze...I just dont know what to say.

I swear I read that as Anderson Cooper

This video is not available in your country.

What the fark, did Youtube transfer its servers off US soil?

Alice Cooper is an unfunny untalented hack. My mind tries to leak out my ears every time I hear his voice.

chopit: Alice Cooper is an unfunny untalented hack. My mind tries to leak out my ears every time I hear his voice.

Only one ear bleeds over Cooper's voice. The other one is for Gene Simmons. They both leak when Ted Nugent speaks, though.

Well, it isn't the first time he's rapped. Try "Shockdance" from the Shocker soundtrack.

/"he's a killing machine, and he never does the dishes"
//WTF?

Alice's posse had it removed...

Nightmare, inc. pwned YouTube.

MikeyistheDevil: Nightmare, inc. pwned YouTube.

Unseen!

Those who witnessed the content violation, stand by for memory wipes.

Welcome to MY Nightmare: My first Fark greenlight in three years and YouTube yanks the video!

Alice Raps (new window)

- Because I love you, Fark.

As a longtime fan of Alice Cooper (since Love It To Death)I must cringe. In truth I have been a big fan of Alice (the character and the band of the same name) but I have never been too sure of Vincent Furnier (Alice's birth name).

scotbot: Alice Raps (new window)

- Because I love you, Fark.

And I love you, scotbot, for posting that.

/even tho the vid made be throw up in my mouth a little
// kinda cool to know he's a Christian tho, good on Him

yeah...

I had no idea how bad it was gonna be. Thanks for the relink.

feeeeed my frankenstein, home brother

holy

crap

i recommend the following mindbleach after that:

run dmc shows how to do your community service rapping

scotbot: Alice Raps (new window)

- Because I love you, Fark.

You must love us a lot, because I now have to rip my eyes out and clothes off. But seriously, there's an object lesson here. While mildly intelligent Americans were rockin out to AC/DC, Kansas, and Jethro Tull, the retards were listening to him, Ted Nugent, and Kiss.

A portent of things to come, no? History repeats itself. Have you ever really looked, I mean really looked at your hand, man?

evilmousse: i recommend the following mindbleach after that:

I won't bore you with relevant anecdotes. Your comments are green to me now, and thanks.

MikeyistheDevil: Nightmare, inc. pwned YouTube.

I decided to see if there actually was a corporation called "Nightmare, inc.".

There's a "Nightmare L.L.C." (limited liability corporation) registered in Phoenix AZ which is a wholly owned subsidiary of something called Evening Star Productions, inc. out of Beverly Hills, CA. Evening Star is in turn owned by the Houston TX Concert Promotions subsidiary of Live Nation.

Alice may not have a major label recording contract any longer, but he sure has some major league firepower in the concert promotion business.

Makes sense when you consider Alice probably makes most of his income going out on the road.

Alice rocks! His best album is Dada: Link (new window)

That rap was horrible, though - maybe todays kiddies think it's cool, though sooooo....

but i like anecdotes..

my 1st cassette tape purchase was dmc ^_^