This should be splashed across the front page.

I guess the doodoo's on the wall.

poop

They wiped away the competition with that story.

Rather loose reporting if you ask me

Boy, the shiat's really going to hit the fan now.

it's a dark stain on their record.

That guy is full of shiat.

Well that stinks.. for diarrhea lovers.

Kind of a quick and dirty blurb right there...

Does not approve.

You'd think they'd test the vaccine's efficacy before the story runs.

That was quick.

An explosive story.

/It's not funny.
//but it is runny.

hehe WOOD TV

/giggity

Assinine even.

I would suggest a test case:

Rush Limbaugh.

That's kind of a mixed bag for me. Next time I got pulled over for speeding I was planning on telling the cop I had the runs.

Dellirium: I would suggest a test case:

Rush Limbaugh.

His existence gives me diarrhea.

Ooops. I thought it was going to be fart vaccine.

This thread had me gurgling with laughter

Possible side effects of accidental over-ingestion of the vaccine (new window)

Would you like some feces with your Reeses pieces?

Stop spewing out puns you assholes!

Dellirium: I would suggest a test case:

Rush Limbaugh.

i know it's hard to tell sometimes, but our buddy Rush has diarrhea of the mouth

This must be the second or turd time I've read this story.

I like how they put that it kills 2 to 3 million children a year in the top of the article, and that it's mostly in sub-saharan africa and south america in the bottom.

Typical sensationalist garbage. I'm waiting for the farkers to post that "anti-vax nutjobs that won't give their kids this shot are playing with fate".

/clean running water, refrigeration, modern sewage systems, and acceptance of germ theory have done more to prevent disease than any vaccine.
//the US saw drops in diseases congruent with the progress of the REA
///sub-saharan africa is only 8% electrified

This shiat is significant.

This will definitely make a difference for life expectancy.
Get ready for a population explosion beyond current estimates...

ad hoc: This must be the second or turd time I've read this story.

not this shiat again...

Nice, great to hear that there is a vaccine for it. Wish they would've discovered this a couple years ago. I picked up a parasite from a water park and had the worst diarrhea of my life for a month straight....good times.

I was climbing up a ladder when I heard something splatter.

When your climbing up a tree and it's running down your knee
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your climbing in the loft and your tread in something soft
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
It isn't very fun, when you've got a runny bum
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

/classic song

It wasn't tested on gerbils first?


asspuns are the bestpuns

Vitamin Fark: When your climbing up a tree and it's running down your knee
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your climbing in the loft and your tread in something soft
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
It isn't very fun, when you've got a runny bum
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

/classic song

Couple that with some accordion music, and you've got yourself a shiat show.

Goimir

You're right about the anti-vax nuts. Especially since the biggest one of them all helped found an anti-autism facility that is convinced that vaccines cause autism by messing with the intestines.

Imagine the head-spinning that'll be going on with a vaccine that targets the intestines!

What...no Hero tag? Why the asini...ohhhh...

Did there, see it, etc.

/Beer makes brain cells runner slowlyier
//Mmm beer...
///...and slashies...

I read a sharter version of this story before.

When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest.

Did anyone else read the headline as "Word of diarrhea vacuum leaked to paper"

Somebody was running his mouth off, probably talking out of his ass.

blicero: When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest.

That's amore? Only in Cleveland.

When the world hands you diarrhea, make Jenkem!

Goimir: I like how they put that it kills 2 to 3 million children a year in the top of the article, and that it's mostly in sub-saharan africa and south america in the bottom.

Typical sensationalist garbage. I'm waiting for the farkers to post that "anti-vax nutjobs that won't give their kids this shot are playing with fate".

/clean running water, refrigeration, modern sewage systems, and acceptance of germ theory have done more to prevent disease than any vaccine.
//the US saw drops in diseases congruent with the progress of the REA
///sub-saharan africa is only 8% electrified

sensationalist garbage? only if you are an idiot who didn't know that diarrhea kills kids mostly in 3rd world countries. Did you honestly think that diarrhea was that big of a problem in the western world? and i'm sure kids growing up in africa and south america would love running water, refrigeration, etc., but for now i think a pill will have to suffice if need be, yeah?

Goimir: I like how they put that it kills 2 to 3 million children a year in the top of the article, and that it's mostly in sub-saharan africa and south america in the bottom.

Typical sensationalist garbage. I'm waiting for the farkers to post that "anti-vax nutjobs that won't give their kids this shot are playing with fate".

/clean running water, refrigeration, modern sewage systems, and acceptance of germ theory have done more to prevent disease than any vaccine.
//the US saw drops in diseases congruent with the progress of the REA
///sub-saharan africa is only 8% electrified

And so have vaccines. I have no knowledge about this vaccine, or how many lives it will help or hurt. But to suggest that vaccines have not had a significant effect on health is absurd. I'm only 19 years old, but to date, I have never contracted polio, measles, mumps, rubella, tetanus, diptheria, or hepatitis. Neither have any of my sisters, cousins, or any relatives under the age of 30, to the best of my knowledge. While clean water, sewage systems and the like have helped significantly, to suggest that cleanliness is solely or even mostly responsible for the significant lack of infection is absurd.

Does not approve (new window)

TeddyRooseveltsMustache 2009-04-19 11:09:12 PM
Vitamin Fark: When your climbing up a tree and it's running down your knee
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your sitting in the gutter and your eating bread and butter
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
When your climbing in the loft and your tread in something soft
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
It isn't very fun, when you've got a runny bum
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

/classic song

Couple that with some accordion music, and you've got yourself a shiat show.

For some reason that reminded me of two girls one cup...
/shudder
//would pay $20 to see it though

Diarrhea is one of those diseases that you don't care at all about until you've got it.

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