Ricoculous.

Everything would smell like fish.

Oregon's legislation is looking to make it illegal to treat the environment like a vagina.

Is Huff Post suggesting we trim the environment?

Clean environment? In my vagina?

Its actually kinda impossible since I don't have a vagina.

FISH TACOS FOR EVERYONE!

We should dump sand everywhere?

Hi, Gene!

I have a vagina?

Is it hidden behind my penis?

Get you're shovels.

/hate sandy vaginas

I really don't think centipedes are gonna help the environment.

TofuTheAlmighty: We should dump sand everywhere?

WINNER!

SilentStrider: Clean environment? In my vagina?

Its actually kinda impossible since I don't have a vagina.

Well how do you keep your tube socks clean?

This has a whole new meaning now.

So does that mean that the environment is going to get cranky every 28 days?

I am very anal about keeping my vagina clean.

Snuke: Get you're shovels.

The Grammar Gestapo is gonna be pissed...

GIS for Kanyes girl Amber Rose
Link (new window)

So this world just needs a douche?




I think we already have that one covered.

puffy999: Oregon's legislation is looking to make it illegal to treat the environment like a vagina.

hehe.

when people on the bus hand you lemons...

Why would someone want the world riddled with aids/herpes?

/oh wait.

vudukungfu: when people on the bus hand you lemons...

you should race them down the aisle for comedic effect?

Pegasus_CAG: So does that mean that the environment is going to get cranky every 28 days?

I'm sensing a volcano and lava joke in there somewhere but it's just out of reach.

GaryPDX: Pegasus_CAG: So does that mean that the environment is going to get cranky every 28 days?

I'm sensing a volcano and lava joke in there somewhere but it's just out of reach.

Old Faithful?

This has the ability to be an Epic thread.

DON'T LET ME DOWN!

Ive always thought Huffington something of a coont.

xbattlewax: This has the ability to be an Epic thread.

DON'T LET ME DOWN!

No problem. We'll never run around and desert you either.

/make you cry
/say goodbye
/tell a lie and hurt you

Like I told the guy I met at night at Yosemite.

Hell with your keys, help me find my motorcycle and we can both ride out of here..

Pegasus_CAG: So does that mean that the environment is going to get cranky every 28 days?

Nah, Mother Nature's the type that makes you wonder if it's always that time of the month.

UsikFark: GaryPDX: Pegasus_CAG: So does that mean that the environment is going to get cranky every 28 days?

I'm sensing a volcano and lava joke in there somewhere but it's just out of reach.

Old Faithful?



That's okay honey, I'm not in the mood either.

Hmmm... I was just down at the beach today. I saw LOTS of crabs!

Shostie: Everything would smell like fish lobster newburg.

FTFY

kidsizedcoffin: Well how do you keep your tube socks clean?

I can't give away the secret in full, but lets just say it involves iceberg lettuce, antifreeze, and a copy of War & Peace.

Hurricanes being the Queefs of Mother Nature?

heh heh

No Huffington Post links please. I don't care what those wingnuts think.

Shostie: Everything would smell like fish.



Way to tell the utterly obvious joke right out of the gate foolbert.

Used to take my ex down to the car wash once a week
and hit that gravy maker with the foaming brush.

40oz_A_Knight: No Huffington Post links please. I don't care what those wingnuts think.

I see links to Drudge, NewsBusters, and Fox all the time here. Get a little sand in your canyon?

Mr. Potatoass: Used to take my ex down to the car wash once a week
and hit that gravy maker with the foaming brush.


"Who wants wax?"

lexslamman: 40oz_A_Knight: No Huffington Post links please. I don't care what those wingnuts think.

I see links to Drudge, NewsBusters, and Fox all the time here. Get a little sand in your canyon?

No no. Drudge et al are right of center sites.
HuffPo and KoS are equivalent to Freep and Townhall.

Call a spade a spade.

kidsizedcoffin: SilentStrider: Clean environment? In my vagina?

Its actually kinda impossible since I don't have a vagina.

Well how do you keep your tube socks clean?

Vigorous washing with soap daily. It's my tube sock and i'll wash it as hard and as long as i want to.

I like my environment like I like my women: easy and on birth control. I think.

Snuke

You're lucky I'm too tired to be freaked out by that thing or I'd have to hunt you down now.

"I want the environment to be as clean as my vagina."

Completely polluted by the Chinese?

"When you think of the beautiful natural world, do you think, "I want the environment to be as clean as my vagina."

We already have that, it's called New Jersey. New Jersey beach whistles in for the win.