*wipes brow in relief*

Look at that sharp knee.

HEY, SHE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS OVER WITH HER AND HIM. DAMNIT!

what a dork

I make it point not to date anyone that can shoot better than me!

That's attractive?

Jamie Presley! Noooo!

Her first baby come out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin'

msheda: I make it point not to date anyone that can shoot better than me!

If yer wife kin shoot bitter'en you..

You might be a Redneck

Wasn't it Ron White who said you can't fix stupid?

Mom?

Do Not Want!

Doesn't surprise me she's from Louisville

//she's doing it wrong!
///this is why Kentucky is a stereotype :(

She looks like Holly Hunter. And she's got an athletic physique. I like.

Yeah...by uncle Daddybrother

whee-doggies! Nice bird :-)

navarone54: That's attractive?

unbelievably so, yes.

While waiting for it to load, the URL said: honeymoon-topped-off-by-a-4-inch-beard .... I was expecting the groom to have found an extra package in the honeymoon suite.

Approves.

Yeah well I'm lookin' for a real woman and there are only certain ways of tellin'. Like how well can she light a cross? Oh sure its easy to get them started but can she keep it lit? And she's gotta do it while bein' able to hold a baby on one arm and a Bud in the other and a lit Marlboro hangin' out of her mouth.

/I'm gettin chick wood just thinkin about it

Great find, Subby.

eggrolls: Yeah...by uncle Daddybrother

I LOL'D

semi-NSFW (new window)

fap.

Want!

evajyna: Yeah well I'm lookin' for a real woman and there are only certain ways of tellin'. Like how well can she light a cross? Oh sure its easy to get them started but can she keep it lit? And she's gotta do it while bein' able to hold a baby on one arm and a Bud in the other and a lit Marlboro hangin' out of her mouth.

/I'm gettin chick wood just thinkin about it

The swamp Yankee is strong with this one.

A turkey's one thing, but I can only go for a woman that can field dress a moose.

She has sharp knees and can shot better than me.
Her husband is a lucky guy.

evajyna:

pics or it didn't happen

I bet she can cook up that turkey too, not to mention being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Ring don't plug a hole.

Merry Sunshine: swamp Yankee

Bullshiat, I'm from Northern Michigan my friend. This hits closer to home than I wish to admit.

FTA: "The turkey never new the newlyweds were in the woods."

Best of luck to them. Pretty cool that only after 18 months they decided they were made for each other.

UsikFark: semi-NSFW (new window)

There is an entire website dedicated to Palin - with guns? Wow.

She's very attractive... probably a lot of fun to take hunting. It's great that she shares some interests with her new hubby...

I would be too busy crying, shaking my fist to the heavens and holding the wretched body of the dead animal to be much fun on the hunt-- like the wuss that I am.

But good for them, anyway.

{shrug} Looks like the couple has fun together. Good luck to them.

And 'how well can she light a cross'? Good grief, jumping to that conclusion is far more stupid than the person you are sneering down at.

Well, to each their own, I guess.

Yeah, why is that hot? Normally women doing overtly "masculine" things turns off a great number of dudes but the gun thing very popular. Is it because the gun looks like a penis?

Please tell me she has a sister. Please tell me she's not the only one like her. I want to have hope!

What a hick.

An attractive hick, but a hick nonetheless.

She's wearing the dress while holding a turkey that, according to the article, she killed a week after her wedding. It's not like she shot him immediately before or after her vows, or even on the same day. There is absolutely no reason for this pic but AWing.

evajyna: Yeah, why is that hot? Normally women doing overtly "masculine" things turns off a great number of dudes but the gun thing very popular. Is it because the gun looks like a penis?

explains why you seem so afraid of guns then, don't it?

Sigh... I guess I will have to go back to banging late twenty something club chicks in the mission. sigh.

\Hey this ones got a penis.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Jethro is a friend. Yeah he's always been a good friend of mine. But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define. Jethro's doing his own sister, and I want to make her mine.

Aww, dammit! Now I got that song stuck in my head.

kellynoel: She's wearing the dress while holding a turkey that, according to the article, she killed a week after her wedding. It's not like she shot him immediately before or after her vows, or even on the same day. There is absolutely no reason for this pic but AWing.


Plus I can't imagine that the dress would provide that great of camouflage. Those turkeys would spot her from a mile away.

At least she wore her dress more than once.

/Also hopes there is a similar make and model like her . . . *sigh*

evajyna: Yeah, why is that hot? Normally women doing overtly "masculine" things turns off a great number of dudes but the gun thing very popular. Is it because the gun looks like a penis?

It's the birds

/talk to G. Gordon Liddy's butterfaced militia about the guns

RamblinReck89: Please tell me she has a sister. Please tell me she's not the only one like her. I want to have hope!

Nope we have to face facts. The last woman who would possibly look at us is off the market.

FTA:First you go to Jamaica, which is good...

...unless you're into daggering.

kellynoel: here is absolutely no reason for this pic but AWing.

you sound jealous.
/subby