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(KnoxNews) Amusing Sorry guys...she's taken   (knoxnews.com) divider line 231
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strangeguitar 2009-04-19 09:53:50 PM  
*wipes brow in relief*

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:19:25 PM  
Look at that sharp knee.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:21:05 PM  
HEY, SHE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS OVER WITH HER AND HIM. DAMNIT!

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:22:10 PM  
what a dork

 
msheda 2009-04-19 10:22:45 PM  
I make it point not to date anyone that can shoot better than me!

 
navarone54 2009-04-19 10:24:10 PM  
That's attractive?

 
evajyna 2009-04-19 10:24:19 PM  
Jamie Presley! Noooo!

 
Glurt 2009-04-19 10:24:25 PM  
Her first baby come out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin'

 
wrenchboy 2009-04-19 10:25:15 PM  
msheda: I make it point not to date anyone that can shoot better than me!

If yer wife kin shoot bitter'en you..

You might be a Redneck

 
Elzar [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:25:33 PM  
Wasn't it Ron White who said you can't fix stupid?

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:25:39 PM  
Mom?

 
heinekev 2009-04-19 10:25:40 PM  
Do Not Want!

Doesn't surprise me she's from Louisville

//she's doing it wrong!
///this is why Kentucky is a stereotype :(

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2009-04-19 10:26:00 PM  
She looks like Holly Hunter. And she's got an athletic physique. I like.

 
eggrolls [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:26:01 PM  
Yeah...by uncle Daddybrother

 
deevo 2009-04-19 10:26:13 PM  
whee-doggies! Nice bird :-)

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:26:15 PM  
navarone54: That's attractive?

unbelievably so, yes.

 
captainstudd 2009-04-19 10:27:04 PM  
While waiting for it to load, the URL said: honeymoon-topped-off-by-a-4-inch-beard .... I was expecting the groom to have found an extra package in the honeymoon suite.

 
quisph 2009-04-19 10:27:09 PM  
i92.photobucket.com

Approves.

 
evajyna 2009-04-19 10:28:08 PM  
Yeah well I'm lookin' for a real woman and there are only certain ways of tellin'. Like how well can she light a cross? Oh sure its easy to get them started but can she keep it lit? And she's gotta do it while bein' able to hold a baby on one arm and a Bud in the other and a lit Marlboro hangin' out of her mouth.

/I'm gettin chick wood just thinkin about it

 
scamp-dun-emer 2009-04-19 10:28:09 PM  
Great find, Subby.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:29:10 PM  
eggrolls: Yeah...by uncle Daddybrother

I LOL'D

 
UsikFark 2009-04-19 10:29:59 PM  
semi-NSFW (new window)

 
fredbox 2009-04-19 10:31:40 PM  
fap.

 
cider [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:32:34 PM  
Want!

 
Merry Sunshine 2009-04-19 10:34:23 PM  
evajyna: Yeah well I'm lookin' for a real woman and there are only certain ways of tellin'. Like how well can she light a cross? Oh sure its easy to get them started but can she keep it lit? And she's gotta do it while bein' able to hold a baby on one arm and a Bud in the other and a lit Marlboro hangin' out of her mouth.

/I'm gettin chick wood just thinkin about it


The swamp Yankee is strong with this one.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:34:40 PM  
A turkey's one thing, but I can only go for a woman that can field dress a moose.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:34:48 PM  
Jethro is a friend. Yeah he's always been a good friend of mine. But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define. Jethro's doing his own sister, and I want to make her mine.

 
5_second_rule 2009-04-19 10:35:16 PM  
She has sharp knees and can shot better than me.
Her husband is a lucky guy.

evajyna:

pics or it didn't happen

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:35:16 PM  
I bet she can cook up that turkey too, not to mention being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 
Oakenshield 2009-04-19 10:36:31 PM  
Ring don't plug a hole.

 
evajyna 2009-04-19 10:37:01 PM  
Merry Sunshine: swamp Yankee

Bullshiat, I'm from Northern Michigan my friend. This hits closer to home than I wish to admit.

 
bigworld2000 2009-04-19 10:37:25 PM  
FTA: "The turkey never new the newlyweds were in the woods."

 
skinink 2009-04-19 10:37:27 PM  
Best of luck to them. Pretty cool that only after 18 months they decided they were made for each other.

 
KIA 2009-04-19 10:37:58 PM  
UsikFark: semi-NSFW (new window)

There is an entire website dedicated to Palin - with guns? Wow.

 
Pfirsiche 2009-04-19 10:39:26 PM  
She's very attractive... probably a lot of fun to take hunting. It's great that she shares some interests with her new hubby...

I would be too busy crying, shaking my fist to the heavens and holding the wretched body of the dead animal to be much fun on the hunt-- like the wuss that I am.

But good for them, anyway.

 
betona 2009-04-19 10:39:39 PM  
{shrug} Looks like the couple has fun together. Good luck to them.

And 'how well can she light a cross'? Good grief, jumping to that conclusion is far more stupid than the person you are sneering down at.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:41:03 PM  
Well, to each their own, I guess.

 
evajyna 2009-04-19 10:41:54 PM  
Yeah, why is that hot? Normally women doing overtly "masculine" things turns off a great number of dudes but the gun thing very popular. Is it because the gun looks like a penis?

 
RamblinReck89 2009-04-19 10:42:28 PM  
Please tell me she has a sister. Please tell me she's not the only one like her. I want to have hope!

 
EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:43:01 PM  
What a hick.

An attractive hick, but a hick nonetheless.

 
kellynoel [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:44:07 PM  
She's wearing the dress while holding a turkey that, according to the article, she killed a week after her wedding. It's not like she shot him immediately before or after her vows, or even on the same day. There is absolutely no reason for this pic but AWing.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:44:22 PM  
evajyna: Yeah, why is that hot? Normally women doing overtly "masculine" things turns off a great number of dudes but the gun thing very popular. Is it because the gun looks like a penis?

explains why you seem so afraid of guns then, don't it?

 
gibbon1 2009-04-19 10:45:24 PM  
Sigh... I guess I will have to go back to banging late twenty something club chicks in the mission. sigh.

\Hey this ones got a penis.

 
Dawnrazor 2009-04-19 10:45:26 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Jethro is a friend. Yeah he's always been a good friend of mine. But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define. Jethro's doing his own sister, and I want to make her mine.

Aww, dammit! Now I got that song stuck in my head.

 
captainstudd 2009-04-19 10:45:58 PM  
kellynoel: She's wearing the dress while holding a turkey that, according to the article, she killed a week after her wedding. It's not like she shot him immediately before or after her vows, or even on the same day. There is absolutely no reason for this pic but AWing.


Plus I can't imagine that the dress would provide that great of camouflage. Those turkeys would spot her from a mile away.

 
dikkcor28 2009-04-19 10:46:02 PM  
At least she wore her dress more than once.

/Also hopes there is a similar make and model like her . . . *sigh*

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-04-19 10:46:13 PM  
evajyna: Yeah, why is that hot? Normally women doing overtly "masculine" things turns off a great number of dudes but the gun thing very popular. Is it because the gun looks like a penis?

It's the birds

/talk to G. Gordon Liddy's butterfaced militia about the guns

 
genner 2009-04-19 10:46:25 PM  
RamblinReck89: Please tell me she has a sister. Please tell me she's not the only one like her. I want to have hope!

Nope we have to face facts. The last woman who would possibly look at us is off the market.

 
FunkyTuba [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 10:46:52 PM  
FTA:First you go to Jamaica, which is good...

...unless you're into daggering.

 
mr lawson 2009-04-19 10:46:54 PM  
kellynoel: here is absolutely no reason for this pic but AWing.

you sound jealous.
/subby

 
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