Bullshiat. If you're late, you get the Goat. Or the Wristwatch. In a pinch, maybe the Hot Dog.

Flashing your middle finger at Comcast employees is still okay, isn't it?

Can I still flash reporters?

"The charge carries a penalty ranging from one day to life in prison"

What went through the law makers heads there? "Hey guys, I was up all night writing these laws but I couldn't think of a punishment, so lets just put it as 'anything'".

He fixes the cable???

Oh wait, Comcast... So no.

Logjammin

Then please tell the Comcast repair man to deal with his plumber's crack!

This is why I'm switching to Verizon Fios. They're so desperate for customers they'll let you gives their technician a can of Pepsi covered in pubes.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Trikes began discussing pornographic Web sites that he had visited online as well as a sexually explicit video that he said he found in a gas station garbage can. The technician said he began talking about his date later that evening "to ease the uncomfortableness" of the situation.

However, the witness said, Trikes then exposed his genitals, which made the technician extremely uncomfortable, so the technician quickly left the home and reported the incident to his supervisor, who called police.

Date? I got yer date right here

TheOnion: "The charge carries a penalty ranging from one day to life in prison"

What went through the law makers heads there? "Hey guys, I was up all night writing these laws but I couldn't think of a punishment, so lets just put it as 'anything'".

No, they call it the "if you're black" rule. 1 day if you're white, life if you're black. It's the law in most states I hear.

moothemagiccow: as well as a sexually explicit video that he said he found in a gas station garbage can.


I need to find a new gas station
He should have killed the comcast employee, and his family. if you work for comcast, that should be the chances you take.

/comcast sucks slightly less than united airlines (i not only want their family dead, i want their friends dead too)

TheOnion: "The charge carries a penalty ranging from one day to life in prison"

What went through the law makers heads there? "Hey guys, I was up all night writing these laws but I couldn't think of a punishment, so lets just put it as 'anything'".

thats the first thing I thought when i read the article. i mean why don't they just say "the penalty ranges from a stiff verbal warning to death in the gas chamber"... really stretch it a bit further.

Show me your genitals...your genitals...show me your genitals...

/dammit got that song stuck in my head

Damn, possible life in prison for exposing your junk to another adult in your own home? Seems a bit... ah, what's the word? Harsh?

Epsilon: Damn, possible life in prison for exposing your junk to another adult in your own home? Seems a bit... ah, what's the word? Harsh? draconian.

FTFY

I lived in Howell briefly 12 years ago. Best part? It was roughly the same distance to Kensington and Hudson Mills Metroparks, home of some damned fine Disc Golf courses!

Came for the Big Lebowski reference, not leaving dissapointed

HERO tag? Where is it? Still making its way through the Interwebs?

comcast guy: "is that the footlong?"
customer: "and then some"

Who the hell watches a video they found in a gas station garbage can? I'm not reaching in to pick it out, never mind put it in a machine to play it.

This fellow is an odd one, the exposing himself to the cable guy is probably the normal part of his day.

I bet he eats bologna sandwiches he finds on park benches.

D3_WR: Came for the Big Lebowski reference, not leaving dissapointed

That movie sucked...even with ridiculous amounts of drugs.

I wonder when it becomes the law that homosexuals have the absolute right to expose their genitals to anyone.

Its sure looks like we are going in that direction.

/Can't wait for the next American revolution to begin.

Phunkey_monkey

Good one TROLL

phunkey_monkey: I wonder when it becomes the law that homosexuals have the absolute right to expose their genitals to anyone.

Its sure looks like we are going in that direction.

/Can't wait for the next American revolution to begin.

because the next american revolution would be against homosexuals?
Wow.

How does it feel to be a total piece of shiat?

phunkey_monkey:
/Can't wait for the next American revolution to begin.

Keep yer shirt on... the new Camaro will be out before ya knows it.

/or am I confusing that with the American Revolution hype?

FTFA "However, the witness said, Trikes then exposed his genitals, which made the technician extremely uncomfortable, so the technician quickly left the home and reported the incident to his supervisor, who called police."

First thing that popped into my head "So he was way bigger than you, cable guy?"

Derek313: Show me your genitals...your genitals...show me your genitals...

/dammit got that song stuck in my head

You're talking to me about stuff. Why? I'd rather see your titties.

so they can flash a dude's cock at us during the super bowl, but i can't flash my genitals at him?

whatever, dude.

I clicked on the link thinking maybe, just maybe, this one time, the alleged flasher was a woman.

And I was wrong.

Technician knocking, whats in store?
Unbuckled pants, and so much more
Running screaming, eyes are bleeding
Always drinking, Never stopping
C-O-M-C-A-S-T

Maybe he thought it was the Cox repairman...

If you see a man cock-flapping... you run with that man... 'cause there's some scary shiat coming up behind him...

phunkey_monkey: I wonder when it becomes the law that homosexuals have the absolute right to expose their genitals to anyone.

Its sure looks like we are going in that direction.

/Can't wait for the next American revolution to begin.

The armed forces will protect us!

CellBlock: Maybe he thought it was the Cox repairman...

WIN

phunkey_monkey: I wonder when it becomes the law that homosexuals have the absolute right to expose their genitals to anyone.

Its sure looks like we are going in that direction.

Don't get to San Francisco much?

/Can't wait for the next American revolution to begin.

Daddy what did you do during the Homo Uprising?

\Vicious brutal revolution.
\\But you can dance it it.

I've got a splitter that would increase your bandwidth.

legrandbatard: I've got a splitter that would increase your bandwidth.

No splitter increases bandwidth. And damn you for reminding me that I used to be a cable guy.

/But I did see what you did there.

I was a Comcast installer/service tech for 6 years. No one ever showed me their genitals.

Walker: Can I still flash reporters?

I used to know that guy, but not personally. He never flashed me though, thank christ. He's is very well known in Philadelphia, as is his mother. Crème de la crème of philly society.

I love how some moron in the comments on the article's page says he reported this to consumerist as if they can't read and think that the tech flashed the customer, not the other way around.

And how, exactly, would anyone prove that this event occurred unless Flashy McFlasherson gave himself up? I'm a little confused how police could prove a crime occurred, unless he dropped a load on the guy's shoulder while he was cycling the router.

I'm picturing the most uncomfortable police lineup ever witnessed.

And why not, Subby? Seriously give me one good reason. I'm not going to listen to your "advice" and not do something just because you tell me not to, or that it's a bad idea, or that it's only going to hurt me in the long run. Think about Thomas Edison, the Wright brothers... where would we be today if they hadn't flashed their stuff at people?

Why do I always get advice after it is too late?