"Are you one of those people who thinks waking up's a biatch?...barking wake-up call just could be the greatest thing since sliced purebred!"

So bad, it's awesome. I almost want one of these. If anything to be so annoyed that I'll never oversleep, again. Great find, subby.

Can you add an optional subwoofer?

With this, it might not be so ruff to roll over and out of bed in the morning.

Your dog want a steak in the company.

Might help you get a leg up on the coming day.

Well, I'd have to hear the alarm first. I don't want obnoxious sounds to hound me first thing in the morning.

Kyosuke: Can you add an optional subwoofer?

Done

I'm gonna send one of these to Michael Vick.

The punnage, it is arful.

sounds like subby dug up this bone, and is now wagging his tail about it.

id10ts 2009-04-19 05:53:41 PM
The punnage, it is arful.

Plus we want a CURSday, please.

These puns make me want to pull my canines out.

After a night's heavy drinking, I often wake up with a dog in my bed.

Ok I'll bite, what's the mutter with these puns? They're breeding new life in a dog-gone day!

Tequila Monster: Ok I'll bite, what's the mutter with these puns? They're breeding new life in a dog-gone day!

because it's tuesday yet, and it's a log way to drive to keywest for a drink at the place.

It will never sell. They are barking up the

/I just can't do it

This will make me able to srpinger out of bed in the morning!

Will I find it in my local arts acrufts show?

Lemme retry this...

Will I be able to find it in my local arts and crufts store?

put it to sleep

Perfect if you have a Miniature Schnoozer.

I need to drink a little hair of the dog that bit me.

/ Aint that a biatch?

Sleepwalkin' the dog!

I would so much rather Stephen Fry woke me up in that velvety voice of his every morning.

But does it whimper when you smack the snooze button and throw it across the room?

Gussie Fink-Nottle:
After a night's heavy drinking, I often wake up with a dog in my bed.

Sodomising dogs is bad! Since you are on fark, we know for a certain it wasn't taking about females.

Pretty lame-arsed sound sample they used for the alarm. Worse than the various redneck clocks that play bird or tractor sounds every hour.

Wolfmanjames: Lemme retry this...

Will I be able to find it in my local arts and crufts store?

Shouldn't that be Arfs & cRuffs?

Toriko: I would so much rather Stephen Fry woke me up in that velvety voice of his every morning.

WANT.

Toriko: I would so much rather Stephen Fry woke me up in that velvety voice of his every morning.

WANT!!!

but not for 80 bucks

Driver: Wolfmanjames: Lemme retry this...

Will I be able to find it in my local arts and crufts store?

Shouldn't that be Arfs & cRuffs?

I know what I meant even when I can't type the darn thing.

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Meh.

I have a kitty alarm clock, shaped like a cat, and to turn off the alarm you press a little bow tie it has on it's neck. When the alarm goes off, it meows repeatedly and the eyes glow green.

When the alarm goes off and it starts to meow, all my cats come running.

Coolest alarm clock ever.

Me, I just have a 20+ Pound Maine Coon. He wants breakfast same time everyday, which is the time I get up in the morning for work. Normally from him walking all over my body, purring and/or chirping loudly.