Either that is one creepy kid or one naive kid. Hard to say which it is at 12.

MacG: Either that is one creepy kid or one naive kid. Hard to say which it is at 12.

Either way...if he meets jacko, he's gonna end up butthurt.

Someone have Corey Feldman give a little talk to the kid about the pitfalls of following in Swedish Supergroup Michael Jackson's besequined footsteps.

Swap NOTES! NOTES!

NOTES, Michael.

Is *that* what it's being called nowadays?
"live performing with Michael Jackson"?!

His mom was stroking his hand like they do "taboo" shiat in the off-time. He's primed and ready to to be the next JWacko.

It's almost as if he's asking to be raped...

Too easy, too easy....

So they call it 'swapping notes' now?

I guess I didn't get the memo.

im sure jacko wants to compare notes too...

/not the first, im sure...

Q. What do taters have in common with Michael Jackson?

A. They both come in tots.

*dodges tomatoes*

Get ready for the note kid, the Whole Note.

And Michael Jackson says he'd like to meet the most arrogant 12-year-old in the world so that the two can "compare notes" on performing... in bed

i dont know if anyone watched this last night, but the whole thing was so obviously a set-up.

i really hope the public doesn't fall for it!

Susan Boyle, for the win!!!

BOY singer Shaheen Jafargholi

the fark?

Too bad he wasn't inspired by Prince, and sang "Darling Nikki" instead. And then tell Simon to fark off.

Come on guys... give Michael a break... I'm absolutely convinced he'd be able to teach the kid to perform.

I don't think the notes MJ would like to show the kid are legal in most non-Asian countries.

wango_tango: BOY singer Shaheen Jafargholi

the fark?

It's called an oxymoron.

reillan: Come on guys... give Michael a break... I'm absolutely convinced he'd be able to teach the kid to perform.

...in bed.

You're making this too easy.

I think the important question here is this: Can jacko keep his hands out of the kids pants and rehabilitate his public image or is he going to go for the easy score?

/so kid, you wanna see the secret of my success
//ZZZzzzzssiiiiiipppppppp!
///"Wow, it really IS spotted!"
////I'm gonna need two seats, window and center please

"The kid in me likes the frosted side, but the grownup in me likes the kid in me."

I hate Susan Boyle and this kid, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/no fake young pretty female Leona
//no ugly middle-aged 'surprise' singer
///no cute backstory kid
//let's have an interestingly talented winner this time
/woop slashie pyramid!

just a note to mods, NSFW images (Someones profile image was a nude bust).

dude can sing though

I couldn't belt it out like that when I was 12

/still can't

this won't end well

The thing that sucks is that the kid can actually sing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lSmha_Psr4

Performing *what*?

The chances of this boy meeting Michael Jackson are slim. The chances of Michael Jackson meating this boy, however, are significantly greater.

But when he says "compare notes", he really means "fellatio".

JeffMD: just a note to mods, NSFW images (Someones profile image was a nude bust).

welp - that's only 34 profiles i have to search... bbl

theoutlaw: /no fake young pretty female Leona
//no ugly middle-aged 'surprise' singer
///no cute backstory kid
//let's have an interestingly talented winner this time
/woop slashie pyramid!


I hate canned glurge. How many times have they pulled it? I can think of Potts and the eyebrow queen in the UK, and some fat black guy in the American version. Were there others? Have the Aussies done it yet?

(insert generic peodphilia joke)

It's a good thing he likes Jesus Juice.

gambitsgirl: JeffMD: just a note to mods, NSFW images (Someones profile image was a nude bust).

welp - that's only 34 profiles i have to search... bbl

no tits yet but found a cute farker

penis

JeffMD: just a note to mods, NSFW images (Someones profile image was a nude bust).

Get back to work, whiner.

EmployeeOfTheMinute: JeffMD: just a note to mods, NSFW images (Someones profile image was a nude bust).

Get back to work, whiner.

Free boobies! Quit complaining!

If Jacko turns on the Adult Alarm run for it kid.

EmployeeOfTheMinute: JeffMD: just a note to mods, NSFW images (Someones profile image was a nude bust).

Get back to work, whiner.

RamblinReck89: EmployeeOfTheMinute: JeffMD: just a note to mods, NSFW images (Someones profile image was a nude bust).

Get back to work, whiner.

Free boobies! Quit complaining!

I didn't find them :-(

We all know what time it is at the Jackson house when the big hand is on the little hand...

I can't tell if he performed the Amy Winehouse number bad on purpose just to set up the judges or if he really fudged it.

Either way, that was an outstanding performance of Who's Loving You.

Yakk: If Jacko turns on the Adult Alarm run for it kid.

That was quite farked up and funny.

I hate:
American Idol
Shows that are a clone of American Idol
Anyone who has ever appeared on American Idol as a contestant
Anyone who has ever appeared on American Idol as a judge
"Vocal music"
Anyone who watches and enjoys American Idol regularly

JeffMD: just a note to mods, NSFW images (Someones profile image was a nude bust).

O NOEZ! Think of the childernzz! What a dirty, filthy thing the human body is, huh?
You must be a blast at parties

/couldn't find em

Make all the pedo jokes you want; Jacko was a consummate performer and musician. Every pop idol in the past 20 years can only hope to have the kind of talent he had.

JeffMD: just a note to mods, NSFW images (Someones profile image was a nude bust).

You sound gay