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(UPI) Amusing Twenty firefighters and two hovercraft combine for dramatic river rescue of seven. Officials say that all seven are doing well and are back in the pasture grazing peacefully. Wait, what?   (upi.com) divider line 24
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Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 11:34:09 AM  
Twenty firefighters and two hovercraft combine

...to form VOLTRON! (defender of the universe)

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 11:34:40 AM  
There are special FEMA courses to take for that too.

 
fernandez 2009-04-19 11:34:50 AM  
Sadly, they could not save the one Freeman

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 11:35:39 AM  
They'll be delicious.

 
skinink 2009-04-19 11:36:09 AM  

It was just a diversion, so that the other cows could torch unattended houses to begin the cow uprising.


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Impasse 2009-04-19 11:36:52 AM  
Hopefully none of the eels escaped.

 
spi13 2009-04-19 11:46:00 AM  
"...........We have a hover craft"

 
FiatJustitia 2009-04-19 12:00:00 PM  
thread over in the boobies

 
Jakevol2 2009-04-19 12:03:22 PM  
Kumana Wanalaia: Twenty firefighters and two hovercraft combine

...to form VOLTRON! (defender of the universe)

damn it! Came here to say this.

 
NYRBill 2009-04-19 12:05:44 PM  
Eet Mor Chikin?

 
AbiNormal 2009-04-19 12:09:38 PM  
Did they celebrate with a BBQ?

 
qlenfg 2009-04-19 12:18:13 PM  
Impasse sez:

Hopefully none of the eels escaped.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 
justafarkingchef 2009-04-19 12:25:42 PM  
what did they do with the eels that were in the hovercraft?

 
Necrosis 2009-04-19 12:32:37 PM  
skinink: It was just a diversion, so that the other cows could torch unattended houses to begin the cow uprising.

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/name that joke

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 12:46:25 PM  
stupid headline

 
Kozaru 2009-04-19 01:06:19 PM  
Impasse: Hopefully none of the eels escaped.

justafarkingchef: what did they do with the eels that were in the hovercraft?

Came for this, left satisfied.

 
monknomo 2009-04-19 01:48:53 PM  
This is a very British story:

Our cows got stuck in a river, so we had to use a hovercraft to save them, and I blame guns!

/tongue -> cheek

 
DoomsDayAardvark [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 02:37:20 PM  
Kozaru: Impasse: Hopefully none of the eels escaped.

justafarkingchef: what did they do with the eels that were in the hovercraft?

Came for this, left satisfied.

Me, too. Fark delivers.

 
nebjammer 2009-04-19 02:49:14 PM  

Cows=fat people=morbidly obese

Oh, and by the way...

Everytime you eat a hamburger, God kills a kitten.

 
simpsonfan 2009-04-19 03:37:04 PM  
Only here for the eels.

If I ever got a hovercraft, I would name it 'FULLOFEELS'. So if anyone asked me, I could say my.....

 
Mikeyworld 2009-04-19 03:45:44 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Fact Man 2009-04-19 04:30:41 PM  
The hovercraft worked on water?

sas.localguides.com

What it may have looked like

 
Taedirk 2009-04-19 05:56:19 PM  
DoomsDayAardvark: Kozaru: Impasse: Hopefully none of the eels escaped.

justafarkingchef: what did they do with the eels that were in the hovercraft?

Came for this, left satisfied.

Me, too. Fark delivers.

Did anyone show up for something other than the eels?

/I will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.

 
good_2_go 2009-04-19 06:24:31 PM  
Only 7? Pfft, amateurs! (new window)

 
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