Well now, what's all this aboot, eh?

/I've woken up Canadian for over 30 years and while I've never met a moose or had a Mountie at my door, I have had a hockey player in my bed.

My sister was bitten by a moose once.

Was that The Onion or Bloomberg...

gunsmack: My sister was bitten by a moose once.

The person responsible for the above post has been sacked.

Yeah, subby, you're now Canadian -- if one of your ancestors was Canadian, then moved to a country where dual citizenship wasn't allowed.

mynd you, møøse bites kan be veri nastí.

kissesmarlowe: gunsmack: My sister was bitten by a moose once.

The person responsible for the above post has been sacked.

The person responsible for the sacking has been sacked

/my sister was bitten by a muskrat once and a sea urchin.

If a mountie tried that at my house the Burger King would kick his ass.

As an American living in Canada since 95...that moose packs a real bite

Largest oil reserves outside of the middle east, no bank failures, diamond and gold mines opening outside of the traditional cartels. The rest of the world is lucky no Canadian politicians has any guts.

Welcome back, ya hosers.

A mountie once bit my cousin...no really, eh!

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

I'm pretty sure my great grandma and my grandma just became Canadians.

Will the Canadian suicide rate go up when news gets out?

My wife moved from Newfoundland to Minnesota in 1953 and became a U.S. citizen. So, she's now a Canadian again, as are all of our children. Our youngest daughter was recently turned-down for a work permit in Canada, and now she can work anywhere she wants to up there, as soon as the paperwork comes back. Pretty neat, Eh?

planes: My wife moved from Newfoundland to Minnesota in 1953 and became a U.S. citizen. So, she's now a Canadian again, as are all of our children. Our youngest daughter was recently turned-down for a work permit in Canada, and now she can work anywhere she wants to up there, as soon as the paperwork comes back. Pretty neat, Eh?

Technically I don't think you actually left Canada ...

congratulations. as a new immigrant to canada you are entitled to one free car valued under 5000 dollars. also, for the next five years, you will not be required to pay taxes on any revenue you earn so that you may fund your terrorist activities more easily. and, if anyone should make a stink about why you and your dark, bearded, turban wearing friends have to run around with knives and grenades and automatic weapons even though no other canadians are allowed to carry them, just say its part of your religious practices and THEY'LL be the criminals!
welcome to canada!

so that explains that huge shout of NO!!! the other morning...

///I was wondering....

"Sorry folks, You're Canadian. Moose out front shoulda told ya."

Donna Moss unavailable for comment.

/not even close to obscure
/West Wing FTW
/Strange Brew is good too

The master plan is coming together brilliantly, eh?

/Er, I mean, how aboot that great video!
//Does anyone really say "aboot"?

Awww geez guyz, that's greeet.

Hey... this makes my dad Canadian I think!

/Not that he'll probably care. He's not a hockey fan.

Mountie's at my door? Uh-oh...

*hides stash of blow*

This is bad news...for Obama

on the other hand, I've been meaning to have this lump looked at.

Here's the full clip.

Ablejack: on the other hand, I've been meaning to have this lump looked at.

That's your inner Canadian. He's been trapped inside all these years.

/hot like Tatoo I and Tatoo II

You DUMB farking Yanks ...

Canada gives you ,, Pamela Anderson , John Candy ( RIP ) William Shatner and ETC http://www.canadians.ca/new.htm

You make it sound like a bad thing ... being born Canadianshiat even our Beer is better

Gimme a Farkin Break ...

jekxrb: Well now, what's all this aboot, eh?

/I've woken up Canadian for over 30 years and while I've never met a moose or had a Mountie at my door, I have had a hockey player in my bed.

Nursing his wounds, eh? But how did you stand the whistling from the missing teeth?

johnpiercy: You DUMB farking Yanks ...

Canada gives you ,, Pamela Anderson , John Candy ( RIP ) William Shatner and ETC http://www.canadians.ca/new.htm

You make it sound like a bad thing ... being born Canadianshiat even our Beer is better

Gimme a Farkin Break ...

Oh god, it's tards like you who make me embarrassed to share the same massive, sparsely populated country with you. Yes we might have some interesting celebrities (who moved to the U.S.). Morons like you cancel the value of them out.

Bring up the war of 1812 and the burning of the White House and I'll send rabid beavers to tear your flesh.

ruta: Bring up the war of 1812 and the burning of the White House and I'll send rabid beavers to tear your flesh.

I'm already on it.

Cyborg77: Awww geez guyz, that's greeet.

Gonna rock your body 'til Canada Day?

i'm driving my life away: congratulations. as a new immigrant to canada you are entitled to one free car valued under 5000 dollars. also, for the next five years, you will not be required to pay taxes on any revenue you earn so that you may fund your terrorist activities more easily. and, if anyone should make a stink about why you and your dark, bearded, turban wearing friends have to run around with knives and grenades and automatic weapons even though no other canadians are allowed to carry them, just say its part of your religious practices and THEY'LL be the criminals!
welcome to canada!

I'm not quite sure if you're being serious or trolling.

/it's hard to tell sometimes.

Old news?

Wasn't this posted earlier this week?

How will you know? Does the upper half of your head detach from your jaw when you speak?

My sister is a gay moose, and was the mountee with a hockey player. That must make her a Canadian, eh?

/wonders if people in northern Minnesota say, "Yah, eh"?

johnpiercy: You DUMB farking Yanks ...

Canada gives you ,, Pamela Anderson , John Candy ( RIP ) William Shatner and ETC http://www.canadians.ca/new.htm

You make it sound like a bad thing ... being born Canadianshiat even our Beer is better

Gimme a Farkin Break ...


Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of their igloo this morning. ;)


Also just curious, but what's the story behind this change?

ruta: johnpiercy: You DUMB farking Yanks ...

Canada gives you ,, Pamela Anderson , John Candy ( RIP ) William Shatner and ETC http://www.canadians.ca/new.htm

You make it sound like a bad thing ... being born Canadianshiat even our Beer is better

Gimme a Farkin Break ...

Oh god, it's tards like you who make me embarrassed to share the same massive, sparsely populated country with you. Yes we might have some interesting celebrities (who moved to the U.S.). Morons like you cancel the value of them out.

Bring up the war of 1812 and the burning of the White House and I'll send rabid beavers to tear your flesh.

I had a rabid beaver once, she said she was clean but she lied.

johnpiercy: You DUMB farking Yanks ...

Canada gives you ,, Pamela Anderson , John Candy ( RIP ) William Shatner and ETC http://www.canadians.ca/new.htm

You make it sound like a bad thing ... being born Canadianshiat even our Beer is better

Gimme a Farkin Break ...
/canadian beer is not better. (tho it's better'n bud)

knoxvelour

"Sorry folks, You're Canadian. Moose out front shoulda told ya."


*standing ovation*

Canadian thread!

This is actually controversial here in Canada.

While the Bill Addresses our "Lost Canadian" problem where some citizens suddenly had their citizenship removed because of a technical problem with our citizenship law, it also adds a new restriction that does not extend citizenship to children born to Canadian parents live and work outside of Canada unless they establish residency for the child in Canada.

While I see the value of the argument that right now, Citizenship is passed on indefinitely like genetic material and therefore we have no control over who acquires it, regardless of their alliegance to this country, given the global nature of todays work environment, it's conceivable that true Canadians who have paid taxes and are devoted citizens will end up in a weird situation where they have to pick between their career and their child's citizenship.

Personally I'm on the fence on this one.

Why would you want to be Canadian?

karasoth: Why would you want to be Canadian?

Yeah. All this peace, prosperity, oil, water, minerals, tolerance and economic stability sure sucks.

What if I'm Canadian and don't even know it?

Jeff God of Biscuits: Donna Moss unavailable for comment.

/not even close to obscure
/West Wing FTW
/Strange Brew is good too

AMY
Canadian, huh?

DONNA
Yeah.

AMY
You feel funnier?

DONNA
No, but I am developing a massive inferiority complex.

/i'm stopping here
//do your own strange brew quotes eh

Chuckus: While I see the value of the argument that right now, Citizenship is passed on indefinitely like genetic material and therefore we have no control over who acquires it, regardless of their alliegance to this country, given the global nature of todays work environment, it's conceivable that true Canadians who have paid taxes and are devoted citizens will end up in a weird situation where they have to pick between their career and their child's citizenship.

Personally I'm on the fence on this one.

They can't just head back to Canada for a couple weeks when it's time to have the kid? Seems like they would save money on medical expenses and get a chance to show the kid off to family at the same time.