is sarah jessica parker ok?!?!

The Master of Sinanju: is sarah jessica parker ok?!?!

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Nothing worse for a horse put out to stud than to see a 50-year old Madonna walking toward you...

The Master of Sinanju: is sarah jessica parker ok?!?!

I had a better SJP reference, but you blew it by beating me to it.

....

Okay fine...it was going to be "Maybe next time she'll be more careful going down on Sarah Jessica Parker"

...after she had been thrown off a horse that had been startled paparazzi. ...

Someone needs a better editor. And less passive voice.

They're not hurt ... they're resting.

Is horse OK?

I wonder if she can sue the Papparazi for everything they own under the guise of threatening behavior and endangering her life.

Hey, I heard it was freak horse accident
/just trying to blend in

Was she rushed to the dentist? Will she ever sing again? Does anyone care?

Nice headline.

Why can't that biatch die like Christopher Reeve (BTW Christopher Reeve was a farking asshole who got what he deserved)

DeathByGeekSquad: I wonder if she can sue the Papparazi for everything they own under the guise of threatening behavior and endangering her life.

No shiat.

It's one thing to have the bastiches stalking people in the city. But hiding in bushes & jumping out for pictures? Horses are easily spooked by things moving suddenly. She could have been seriously hurt by these creeps.

/not a Madonna fan
//had horses forever

I guess the horse fell off. Get up! Whoah back! Get up! Whoah back!

Because no one else will say it;
+1 subby

Jeesh.

Madonna falls off horse on holiday but not for the first time. She's had a lot of practice on her knees. Pray for her, don't cry for her.

DeathByGeekSquad: I wonder if she can sue the Papparazi for everything they own under the guise of threatening behavior and endangering her life.

Let's hope so. I wouldn't be against some criminal charges against the photographer either.

Did she choke?

/I'd still do her.

so Superman gets crippled but this skanky corporate biatch is fine.. typical

Phoenix_M: Why can't that biatch die like Christopher Reeve (BTW Christopher Reeve was a farking asshole who got what he deserved)

I lol'd. Its like you say what we are all feeling.

Approves of the headline.

Poor horse knew something was afoot. Look at the eyes.

BUT WHAT OF OMARION?

StrikitRich: Poor horse knew something was afoot. Look at the eyes.




Sure does....

Phoenix_M: Why can't that biatch die like Christopher Reeve (BTW Christopher Reeve was a farking asshole who got what he deserved)

Okay, I'll ask. Why was Christopher Reeve an asshole?

A whore on a horse of course of course
It's not the Mustang ranch you dork
This whore who fell on her ass of course
Is the famous Madonna

Go right to the source and ask the tart
The former babe who's now an old fart
You'll want to stab her with a lawn dart
When you talk to Madonna

People yakkity yak and waste your time of day
But if you've got two legs and a dick
Madonna wants to play

A whore on a horse, of course of course
Falls on her ass from gravitational force
This one sucks till her voice is hoarse
It's the famous Madonna

I'm not a Madonna fan or a horse fan, but yeah if the paparazzi did this, they should definitely be held accountable. Messed up.


And I'm not entirely sure of the joke subby's aiming for - is it being suggested that Madonna fellates horses?

varmitydog: A whore on a horse of course of course
It's not the Mustang ranch you dork
This whore who fell on her ass of course
Is the famous Madonna

Go right to the source and ask the tart
The former babe who's now an old fart
You'll want to stab her with a lawn dart
When you talk to Madonna

People yakkity yak and waste your time of day
But if you've got two legs and a dick
Madonna wants to play

A whore on a horse, of course of course
Falls on her ass from gravitational force
This one sucks till her voice is hoarse
It's the famous Madonna

CLAP

Phoenix_M: Why can't that biatch die like Christopher Reeve (BTW Christopher Reeve was a farking asshole who got what he deserved)

Obvious troll is obvious.

Came in here for the Catherine the Great references. Leaving highly disappointed.

Glitchwerks: Phoenix_M: Why can't that biatch die like Christopher Reeve (BTW Christopher Reeve was a farking asshole who got what he deserved)

Okay, I'll ask. Why was Christopher Reeve an asshole?

I'm going to guess that the argument will come from here: Link (new window)

I wasn't aware that horses were capable of causing damage to bags of antlers.

Why can't that biatch die like Christopher Reeve (BTW Christopher Reeve was a farking asshole who got what he deserved)

-1
Waaaay too obvious.

Link (new window)

NSFW language

/I know it's a myth, but it's still appropriate!

Blucher!

Isn't this like her 2nd horse accident?

Why couldn't her and Christopher Reeves switch places?

Khazar-Khum: But hiding in bushes & jumping out for pictures?

How many of them paparazzis cold she fit in there? NSFW ^

Jonathan Hohensee: Because no one else will say it;
+1 subby

+2 - still laughing

Circus Midget: Glitchwerks: Phoenix_M: Why can't that biatch die like Christopher Reeve (BTW Christopher Reeve was a farking asshole who got what he deserved)

Okay, I'll ask. Why was Christopher Reeve an asshole?

I'm going to guess that the argument will come from here: Link (new window)

DAMMIT - broke number one rule of not letting it get to me. Off to run a few miles afor i find and stab article writer

Is there a gift fund for the horse? The poor animal must have suffered terribly.

Oh wow oh wow! I didn't realize that Prince Charles let anyone else ride his horse... erm woman...erm Camilla, or whatever that nags name is.

Glitchwerks: Phoenix_M: Why can't that biatch die like Christopher Reeve (BTW Christopher Reeve was a farking asshole who got what he deserved)

Okay, I'll ask. Why was Christopher Reeve an asshole?

Before the accident he treated people (PA's, waitstaff, sales clerks) like shiat, would yell and scream & get them fired Reeve was well known for being a primadonna prick. Yeah I did witness some of this.

crab66: StrikitRich: Poor horse knew something was afoot. Look at the eyes.

Sure does....

That is utterly terrifying. Well done.

The Master of Sinanju: is sarah jessica parker ok?!?!

Thread over

Is that headline as good as it gets?

It was a desperate attempt by a dried out skank has-been to distract world-wide attention from the incredible talent of Susan Boyle.