Nude dudes?
How about girls, young man?
/jk I know what it means

He grew up in a farm life? Is that how babby is formed?

Co-owned with another guy? Gay dude ranch. That's probably where the problems are coming from.

The commas weep.

Naked gay dudes surrounded by horses?

Mr. Hands unavailable for comment.

Gay or straight, there is so much win in that article I feel like I just can't take it.

Gay or straight, there are so many superfluous commas in that headline I feel like I just can't take it.

He sounds a little chapped between the chaps.

FTFA: "But they have two big problems -- local zoning laws and a nudity ban in Hernando County."

Apparently, one has to shower while wearing a posing strap when in Hernando County, Florida...

a nude dude ranch? what's that?

let me google for "nude dude" for more information.

oh. that.

Dude, that's gay.

Nude dude ranch, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

The URL version of the headline is funnier.
abcactionnews.com/news/local/story/Giddy-eh-Brooksville-lotto-winner-opens-nud e-dude
/dOq54pjBQk6TsD7QpL8Tcw.cspx

Subby it looks like you're trying to write a headline in a language other than your native tongue. Would you like some help?

I hear he is going to call it Ranch (Un)dressing.

Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

Came in here to make a comment about that, and thank god!

Saddles hurt.

So... no bareback riding?

I know a great place to have a fark party!

lol , wut,.?

Came for the Brokeback Mountain screen captures. Leaving disappointed.

Live the dream buddy! Live the dream!

One more 'nude' story, and we'll have ourselves a trifecta.

Get on it people. Lets make this happen.

/nude

Anyone have a link to his website? I can't find it.

Bruno knows all about bareback riding... coming to a movie theater near you soon...

Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

Do they make chaps and little SS hats for horses?

I love it. My little town finally made Fark.

/I'm sure their little farm is fab-u-lous.

baka-san: Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

Came in here to make a comment about that, and thank god!

Saddles hurt.

not stopping there... rode a horse in a bathing suit and a top is required for me. Takes the fun out for the menz but after about 1 minute I would have to let go of the reigns and hold my tits and that would be dangerous

gambitsgirl: not stopping there... rode a horse in a bathing suit and a top is required for me. Takes the fun out for the menz but after about 1 minute I would have to let go of the reigns and hold my tits and that would be dangerous

Not to mention the black eyes.

while I am rusty at best, isn't it der Polizei?

"must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

No fouling up the horses..eh.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent:
Not to mention the black eyes.

And the sand scorched nipples.

A gay nudie ranch in the sand flea and horsefly capitol of the world?
At least they'll have a legitimate reason to rub oil on themselves.

spentmiles: Sir Cumference the Flatulent:
Not to mention the black eyes.

And the sand scorched nipples.

wait - did I just fall off the horse?

How about no, Scott? I've worked on a cattle ranch before and it's damn hard work. The thought of doing any of those tasks naked makes me cringe.

/never want to smell that smell from branding cattle again
//never want to see castrating again either

betona: How about no, Scott? I've worked on a cattle ranch before and it's damn hard work. The thought of doing any of those tasks naked makes me cringe.



// Horses just might bite off that "carrot" dangling in it's face too.

Skydodger: while I am rusty at best, isn't it der Polizei?

Not in the gay part of Germany. (France)

Man, who won, $3.3-million lottery jackpot, returns, to farm life he grew up in, by opening nude, dude, ranch.

gambitsgirl: baka-san: Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

Came in here to make a comment about that, and thank god!

Saddles hurt.

not stopping there... rode a horse in a bathing suit and a top is required for me. Takes the fun out for the menz but after about 1 minute I would have to let go of the reigns and hold my tits and that would be dangerous

My head asplode

Ahh, Republicans. They support capitalism and a free market unless you're doing something they don't like, in which case it's banned.

Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."


Best if one defines "ride."

gambitsgirl: spentmiles: Sir Cumference the Flatulent:
Not to mention the black eyes.

And the sand scorched nipples.

wait - did I just fall off the horse?

They're saying you have saggy tits

Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

So, it's just a shirtless dude ranch, then?

/meh

chookbillion: gambitsgirl: spentmiles: Sir Cumference the Flatulent:
Not to mention the black eyes.

And the sand scorched nipples.

wait - did I just fall off the horse?

They're saying you have saggy tits

fark... is this cam on?

Dude.. i need to make it out to florida sometime.

//Nude dude that is.
// Black gold...
//Texas Tea...

Zentai: How about nude dude golf?

Sounds good but everybody would want to play the back nine.