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(ABC Action News) Florida Man, who won $3.3-million lottery jackpot returns to farm life he grew up in, by opening nude dude ranch   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 49
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strangeguitar 2009-04-18 10:54:58 PM  
Nude dudes?
How about girls, young man?
/jk I know what it means

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 11:03:54 PM  
He grew up in a farm life? Is that how babby is formed?

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 11:13:28 PM  
Co-owned with another guy? Gay dude ranch. That's probably where the problems are coming from.

 
jefe_gonzo [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 11:27:06 PM  
The commas weep.

 
Psychotropic 2009-04-19 12:01:37 AM  
Naked gay dudes surrounded by horses?

Mr. Hands unavailable for comment.

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-04-19 12:53:59 AM  
Gay or straight, there is so much win in that article I feel like I just can't take it.

 
superbovine [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 12:59:11 AM  
Gay or straight, there are so many superfluous commas in that headline I feel like I just can't take it.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 01:36:08 AM  
He sounds a little chapped between the chaps.

 
fariasrv [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 01:46:20 AM  
FTFA: "But they have two big problems -- local zoning laws and a nudity ban in Hernando County."

Apparently, one has to shower while wearing a posing strap when in Hernando County, Florida...

 
cranberryzero [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 02:19:48 AM  
a nude dude ranch? what's that?

let me google for "nude dude" for more information.

oh. that.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-04-19 06:23:05 AM  
Dude, that's gay.

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-04-19 06:24:55 AM  
Nude dude ranch, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

 
Dilbert J. Galt 2009-04-19 06:36:33 AM  
The URL version of the headline is funnier.
abcactionnews.com/news/local/story/Giddy-eh-Brooksville-lotto-winner-opens-nud e-dude
/dOq54pjBQk6TsD7QpL8Tcw.cspx

 
100 Watt Walrus 2009-04-19 06:39:13 AM  
img79.imageshack.us
Subby it looks like you're trying to write a headline in a language other than your native tongue. Would you like some help?

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 06:42:43 AM  
I hear he is going to call it Ranch (Un)dressing.

 
onebadgungan 2009-04-19 06:45:51 AM  
Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

i357.photobucket.com

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 06:46:40 AM  
Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

Came in here to make a comment about that, and thank god!

Saddles hurt.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-04-19 06:57:54 AM  
So... no bareback riding?

 
yosluggo 2009-04-19 06:59:58 AM  
I know a great place to have a fark party!

 
Cormee 2009-04-19 07:01:50 AM  
lol , wut,.?

 
markfara 2009-04-19 07:05:50 AM  
Came for the Brokeback Mountain screen captures. Leaving disappointed.

 
ubertwit 2009-04-19 07:06:53 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
Pixelvision 2009-04-19 07:07:05 AM  
Live the dream buddy! Live the dream!

 
Zotfripper 2009-04-19 07:22:06 AM  
One more 'nude' story, and we'll have ourselves a trifecta.

Get on it people. Lets make this happen.

/nude

 
aplusboy 2009-04-19 07:22:21 AM  
Anyone have a link to his website? I can't find it.

 
HumbertoEcho 2009-04-19 07:25:41 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Bruno knows all about bareback riding... coming to a movie theater near you soon...

 
StrikitRich 2009-04-19 07:38:06 AM  
Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

Do they make chaps and little SS hats for horses?

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 08:04:50 AM  
I love it. My little town finally made Fark.

/I'm sure their little farm is fab-u-lous.

 
Die Polizei 2009-04-19 08:13:34 AM  
i381.photobucket.com

 
gambitsgirl [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 08:29:39 AM  
baka-san: Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

Came in here to make a comment about that, and thank god!

Saddles hurt.


not stopping there... rode a horse in a bathing suit and a top is required for me. Takes the fun out for the menz but after about 1 minute I would have to let go of the reigns and hold my tits and that would be dangerous

 
Sir Cumference the Flatulent [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 08:32:51 AM  
gambitsgirl: not stopping there... rode a horse in a bathing suit and a top is required for me. Takes the fun out for the menz but after about 1 minute I would have to let go of the reigns and hold my tits and that would be dangerous

Not to mention the black eyes.

 
Skydodger 2009-04-19 08:37:19 AM  
while I am rusty at best, isn't it der Polizei?

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 08:51:00 AM  
"must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

No fouling up the horses..eh.

 
spentmiles 2009-04-19 08:57:11 AM  
Sir Cumference the Flatulent:
Not to mention the black eyes.


And the sand scorched nipples.

 
varmitydog 2009-04-19 08:57:19 AM  
A gay nudie ranch in the sand flea and horsefly capitol of the world?
At least they'll have a legitimate reason to rub oil on themselves.

 
gambitsgirl [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 09:36:52 AM  
spentmiles: Sir Cumference the Flatulent:
Not to mention the black eyes.

And the sand scorched nipples.


wait - did I just fall off the horse?

 
betona 2009-04-19 09:45:37 AM  
How about no, Scott? I've worked on a cattle ranch before and it's damn hard work. The thought of doing any of those tasks naked makes me cringe.

/never want to smell that smell from branding cattle again
//never want to see castrating again either

 
Gridlock 2009-04-19 10:40:15 AM  
betona: How about no, Scott? I've worked on a cattle ranch before and it's damn hard work. The thought of doing any of those tasks naked makes me cringe.

img509.imageshack.us

// Horses just might bite off that "carrot" dangling in it's face too.

 
special20 2009-04-19 11:00:09 AM  
Skydodger: while I am rusty at best, isn't it der Polizei?

Not in the gay part of Germany. (France)

 
RoadRunnr 2009-04-19 11:09:31 AM  
Man, who won, $3.3-million lottery jackpot, returns, to farm life he grew up in, by opening nude, dude, ranch.

 
farfigneugan [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 11:14:35 AM  
gambitsgirl: baka-san: Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

Came in here to make a comment about that, and thank god!

Saddles hurt.

not stopping there... rode a horse in a bathing suit and a top is required for me. Takes the fun out for the menz but after about 1 minute I would have to let go of the reigns and hold my tits and that would be dangerous


My head asplode

 
bubbaprog [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-19 11:34:45 AM  
Ahh, Republicans. They support capitalism and a free market unless you're doing something they don't like, in which case it's banned.

 
Aulus [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 11:36:41 AM  
Though their Web site says clothing is optional, there is a caveat: Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."


Best if one defines "ride."

 
Sczi 2009-04-19 12:30:34 PM  
208.77.51.210

 
chookbillion 2009-04-19 01:35:13 PM  
gambitsgirl: spentmiles: Sir Cumference the Flatulent:
Not to mention the black eyes.

And the sand scorched nipples.

wait - did I just fall off the horse?


They're saying you have saggy tits

 
cedarpark 2009-04-19 03:06:26 PM  
Everyone "must wear pants and boots to ride the horses."

So, it's just a shirtless dude ranch, then?

/meh

 
gambitsgirl [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 04:32:03 PM  
chookbillion: gambitsgirl: spentmiles: Sir Cumference the Flatulent:
Not to mention the black eyes.

And the sand scorched nipples.

wait - did I just fall off the horse?

They're saying you have saggy tits


fark... is this cam on?

 
Talkc [TotalFark] 2009-04-19 09:13:15 PM  
Dude.. i need to make it out to florida sometime.

//Nude dude that is.
// Black gold...
//Texas Tea...

 
Pooker 2009-04-19 11:11:12 PM  
Zentai: How about nude dude golf?

Sounds good but everybody would want to play the back nine.

 
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