LOL - wut?

Is that a Fletch ref?

Sounds like a clear case of baking and entering.

Did he at least make her a sandwich?

A Fox News White House correspondent broke into her kitchen?

I wonder what felony he was intended to commit (especially if he was having mental health issues)

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Sounds like a clear case of baking and entering.

Well, more like entering and baking, but of course nobody'd get the reference. Nice one :)

Bathia_Mapes: Did he at least make her a sandwich?

POOF! You're a sandwich.

TommyymmoT: A Fox News White House correspondent broke into her kitchen?

nice :D

Yeah, I saw that movie.

Everybody dies.

daychilde: POOF! You're a sandwich.

Heh! Now call me a taxi.

Is this the guy?



/Ducks and runs...FAST!

As someone fitting workout clothes Im getting a kick


mmm polyester

Fink is larked

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Sounds like a clear case of baking and entering.

Baking and entreeing.

Well...it could have been worse, he could have been wearing her painties for a hat, eating her raw dead cat, masturbating in his feces, and singing "Ave Maria".

Ortiz was arrested and charged with breaking and entering in the daytime with intent to commit a felony and trespassing.

This seems strangely specific for a guy who just wanted to eat a sandwich in a stranger's kitchen.

Bit'O'Gristle: Well...it could have been worse, he could have been wearing her painties for a hat, eating her raw dead cat, masturbating in his feces, and singing "Ave Maria".

Too far.

I find a window in the kitchen, and I let myself in
Rummage through the refrigerator, find myself a beer
I can't believe I'm really here, and she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch, and her anxious breath!

Juniper Jupiter: Is this the guy?



/Ducks and runs...FAST!

No need, that thing is hideous.

From smbc-comics.com. Read it, love it, buy the author's swag.

Ortiz was arrested and charged with breaking and entering in the daytime. And that's more or less severe than B&E in the night time? I'm confused lol.

I saw that movie. Only the guy was a chick, and the woman was a lonely housewife, and the lunch was strawberries and whipped cream.

It was kind of naughty. I blush just thinking about it.

lol, nice subby...didn't think I would see a Fletch ref.

John Cocktoston.

Anyone want Mr Underhill's credit card number?

He was just borrowing her towel.

SuperDuper28 and Begoggle have the correct answers

/Put it on the Underhills' tab.

He was high on adrenacrole. What is this country coming to when you can get away with sandbagging a doctor of journalism?!

/high on adrenacrole

Not impressed.

ADHD Librarian: What the 'best' tennis outfit may look like.

Those are some nice balls.

I admire that. Stayed to enjoy his lunch rather than get up when her heard her come home.

Juniper Jupiter: Is this the guy?

/Ducks and runs...FAST!

Jesus, thats some serious badonkadonk there ;)

It sounds like he's a little ping-pong.

Came here for the Fletch references. :)

He had just hit a water buffalo and he needed a towel.

The perpetrator

Don Giovanni: Not impressed.

Is that from the original version of Funny Games? I love the remake, haven't seen the original. Creepy film, with only one part I absolutely hated, that being the remote control sequence after the shotgun blast.

I dunno, if he seemed cool I might have just let him chill in my apartment for a while.

Nice jorb, subby.

/If you're wearing rubbers, leave them outside.
//Not since breakfast.

I once broke into a locked tennis court wearing a tennis outfit. No one suspected a thing.

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