It's ok. The Chinese have been running those drills forever.

She told me to wok this way.

This thread is already too funny for me - I have nothing left to contribute.

/I hope the employees wok'ed out of the building in an orderly manner.

they wok'd...then got grilled...

Firefighters couldn't operate the FleshLights in time to save the store, I guess.

/gets pretty dark and lonely in an inflamed sex shop, I guess

Wok the Fark?

Could you imagine the flare up when the fire hit the lube aisle?

Definitely no a happy ending.

In trying to find the Number 69 joke, I found a video where a weatherman mentions 69 sex on air. Almost better than watching Sheppard Smith saying Jennifer Lopez would get a blow job from her neighborhood.

I wonder what they chose from column B?

"You get knocked down but you get up again."

Too bad there isn't a song that expresses this concept for this poor man to listen to.

"business in the months to come"

/teehee...

FTFA:"But we'll be back," he said. "We've got three other shops and we'll be back in business in Newmarket, if not in this same spot then somewhere else.

"You get knocked down but you get up again."

Yeah but you'll be a little stickier...

Wat? No Cream of Sum Yong Gai jokes?

Number 69 off the menu

So no more beef and brocoli?

/huh?

Was someone trying to brown the meat?

What kind of sex position involves a wok?

Haven't seen this yet.



/screwed up the first time.. mod, please remove the previous post.

Double lemon chicken without batter and boneless?

http://www.rexhunt.com.au/files/document_file_14.mp3

What a wok fire can look like.

lik013: What a wok fire can look like.

Guy in the background has a great "Dude...wait, what?" look

Reminds me of:
Must.. Save.. Porn! (SFW)

86 69?

"Wow, sexist and racist. Two in one, you have a gift."

Stealthdozer: 86 69?

86 69 or you might catch-22

/dunno what that is, but I don't think there's a vaccine for it

Things are baaaaaaaad for business up the Khyber Pass Road.

old tv show?

Brown Sauce: "Wow, sexist and racist. Two in one, you have a gift."

how is it sexist in any way ?

Why is this not a t-shirt?
+1 for subby

comslave: What kind of sex position involves a wok?

See Kama Sutra section 5 verse 19-23.
Alternatively, Chinese menu selections 4, 13 and 57. Plus sticky rice.

"Noooo, noooo, not my schitty chicken!!"

69... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Did anybody else read that as Work overheats and burns down sex shop? Man, that's some heavy duty work!

Brown Sauce: "Wow, sexist and racist. Two in one, you have a gift."

I came here for a Captain Murphy reference and am leaving satsfied

Yeah, baby!...Wok that body!

Wok-a wok-a wok-a!

That's hot!

She said, "69? Why you want beef and broccoli?"

/rim shot

jsherp: Did anybody else read that as Work overheats and burns down sex shop? Man, that's some heavy duty work!

YES! Came here to post the same thing. I was going to apply for a job there when they reopened.

Joe

strangeguitar: It's ok. The Chinese have been running those drills forever.

I'm starting to see the relationship of China's overpopulation problem and their fire drilling procedure including everyone running back into the recently evacuated quarters

Worst headline ever.

1947