WAT

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.

My lawn. Get your Zima bottles and your pimply ass off it.

They have to do *something* - - only horse-faced single women order Cosmos.

Men need something named after Japanese warlords that tastes like Pez.

Never understood people who get drunk on whiskey... could I feel worse in the morning, please?


That said, about TFA: SACRILEGE!

this is not a shameless bookmark to watch the fun of a whiskey thread

Canadian Mist shall do for the evening. A pint, thank you. Like a bottle of good Ripple..."It was a good week."

Four years old, dude...

Good God, not a whiskey thread. "How could you possibly derive any enjoyment out of anything less than rarest single cast brewed by ancient monks in the remotest section of the Andes, then burried for 1000 years? Everything else is horse piss."

dont drink whiskey. drink sweet sweet vodka

Can someone please explain to me why people enjoy whiskey? I'm a beer snob, so I can appreciate the fact it has some allure, like a Belgian Tripple, but it tastes like shiat to me.

/Glenrothes Special Reserve FTW

CP whiskey.


"Younger northern Europeans like the idea of drinking something so young yet so powerful,"

yes.

The lack of support for Rum concerns me..


/Love rum
//no I dont drink rum and cokes
///slashies

Fortunately we never fell to bathtub absinthe in the US.

(Low hanging fruit jokes; hook a frere up.)

"Gimme a scotch, hold the scotch."

sckonkh: The lack of support for Rum concerns me..


/Love rum
//no I dont drink rum and cokes
///slashies

Have you had this?



It's damned good.
#1 rated in the word a couple years ago if I recall correctly.
Only $40 bottle too!

EvilEgg: Good God, not a whiskey thread. "How could you possibly derive any enjoyment out of anything less than rarest single cast brewed by ancient monks in the remotest section of the Andes, then burried for 1000 years? Everything else is horse piss."

I can see that you have the taste buds of a dead yak. Unless the monks have taken a vow of silence, the whiskey might as well have been wrung out of a moldy bar rag.

/*sniff*

Oh good; a thread about how great bottled peat moss tastes.

Question: if whiskey were music, would it be emo or elevator?

Having started drinking whiskey when I could (legally) start drinking, I think this a load of bullsh*t.

I'm also getting a kick out of these replies!

Seriously, how did this not get a Fail tag?

foo monkey:Can someone please explain to me why people enjoy _______? I'm a ________ snob, so I can appreciate the fact it has some allure, like a __________ but it tastes like shiat to me.

Does that help?

Hewy65: sckonkh: The lack of support for Rum concerns me..


/Love rum
//no I dont drink rum and cokes
///slashies

Have you had this?



It's damned good.
#1 rated in the word a couple years ago if I recall correctly.
Only $40 bottle too!

Now on the shopping list

Schlitz is best with a subtle hint of Evan Williams

"Interesting"? Was the Stupid tag off drinking somewhere, subby?

/Four years old and already getting drunk in bars. It's a damn shame.
//Is PedoBear appropriate for this?

FYI: Whiskey is supposed to burn.
You learn to like it. It's not like vagina where it's love/lust at first sight/smell/touch.

Beefeaters on the rocks for me, please.

HappyHarryHardOn: Never understood people who get drunk on whiskey... could I feel worse in the morning, please?



I think tequila is worse, personally.

/feast on yeast
//bread is also delicious

I don't know of a single person under the age of 30 that understands a good scotch or a good cigar.

Asswipes.

Waiter, I'll have your finest box of wine, please.

foo monkey: Can someone please explain to me why people enjoy whiskey? I'm a beer snob, so I can appreciate the fact it has some allure, like a Belgian Tripple, but it tastes like shiat to me.

That's because you're probably a metrosexual. Whiskey is for men.

Subby, it's not single malt Scotch "whiskey."

Single malt whisky, please.

Philistines.

Smacky the Frog: FYI: Whiskey is supposed to burn.
You learn to like it. It's not like vagina where it's love/lust at first sight/smell/touch.

I've heard this logic from PBR drinkers too: it's supposed to taste like shiat.

Urm, no, it's not. Good beer tastes good. Good tequila tastes good. Good wine tastes good. "Good" whiskey tastes like skunky firewater. Whiskey is the drink of choice for pretentious dipshiats or unrepentant alkys.

Hewy65: sckonkh: The lack of support for Rum concerns me..


/Love rum
//no I dont drink rum and cokes
///slashies

Have you had this?



It's damned good.
#1 rated in the word a couple years ago if I recall correctly.
Only $40 bottle too!

Fantastic stuff. Anyone who says rum is for mixing only has never had this. Pricey though, if you're on a budget try Flor De Caña Grand Reserve.

FOURTY CREEK

Hewy65:



/hot

SuperDuper28: foo monkey: Can someone please explain to me why people enjoy whiskey? I'm a beer snob, so I can appreciate the fact it has some allure, like a Belgian Tripple, but it tastes like shiat to me.

That's because you're probably a metrosexual. WhiskeyGuinness is for men.

FTFY

/Whiskey is for drunks

Johnny Chicago: I don't know of a single person under the age of 30 that understands a good scotch or a good cigar.

Asswipes.

*raises hand*

SuperDuper28: foo monkey: Can someone please explain to me why people enjoy whiskey? I'm a beer snob, so I can appreciate the fact it has some allure, like a Belgian Tripple, but it tastes like shiat to me.

That's because you're probably a metrosexual. Whiskey is for men.

Huh. So I guess that argument that all women are really men on Fark is true, then.

I love a good whiskey, and the older I'm getting the more I'm noticing the subtleties and such. Having a friend who decided to buy one bottle of something really good a month to fully appreciate what he was drinking when he drank helps.

/woman

char_boy: Subby, it's not single malt Scotch "whiskey."

Single malt whisky, please.

Philistines.

MacThis

Byno: Whiskey is the drink of choice for pretentious dipshiats or unrepentant alkys.

I'm pretty sure that's vodak. Cherry kool-aid tastes good the first time you drink it. It's gotta suck the first time or it ain't worth getting in the club. It's like hazing for your taste buds.

Johnny Chicago: I don't know of a single person under the age of 30 that understands a good scotch or a good cigar.

Asswipes.

Yes, because we old farks who are losing our sense of smell and taste most certainly have the goods on 25 year olds. Or it could be a brain tumor. 50/50

Byno: Smacky the Frog: FYI: Whiskey is supposed to burn.
You learn to like it. It's not like vagina where it's love/lust at first sight/smell/touch.

I've heard this logic from PBR drinkers too: it's supposed to taste like shiat.

Urm, no, it's not. Good beer tastes good. Good tequila tastes good. Good wine tastes good. "Good" whiskey tastes like skunky firewater. Whiskey is the drink of choice for pretentious dipshiats or unrepentant alkys.

Christ, they are crappy PBR drinkers then.

PBR was the keg beer of choice for us in college 'cause of all the cheap beer, it was the best we could do. And we were broke.

If we had money, you can damn well be sure we were getting a 6 pack of Bell's or Great Lakes Brewing. But when you're broke, PBR isn't a bad choice.

Though nowadays I'm more of a Stroh's fan when I want a beer but don't want to drop over $10 on a 6 pack.

On the one hand, introducing more people to the wonders of whisky is a good thing. On the other, four year old whisky just seems wrong.

/Dalwhinnie for me, thanks.

char_boy: Subby, it's not single malt Scotch "whiskey."

Single malt whisky, please.

Philistines.

I came in here to say that. Whisky is from Scotland, Whiskey is Irish.

I enjoy them both, and tequila, and gin and the occasional vodka and rum, and rye, and blended whiskey, and beer, and wine, and aquavit, and upon occasion aqua velva.

I think I shall now go out drinking.

Smacky the Frog: FYI: Whiskey is supposed to burn.
You learn to like it. It's not like vagina where it's love/lust at first sight/smell/touch.

My first touch of vagina burned too. Was that bad? Should I not have done that?

Vodak-flavored Whiskey?

Grotesk: "Interesting"? Was the Stupid tag off drinking somewhere, subby?


So much THIS

Why whiskey?

Because if you said:

"Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
There's brass monkey in the jar"

You'd just sound dumb.

/whiskey, that funky piss key.
//got nuthin
///do got whiskey

feckingmorons: char_boy: Subby, it's not single malt Scotch "whiskey."

Single malt whisky, please.

Philistines.

I came in here to say that. Whisky is from Scotland, Whiskey is Irish.

I enjoy them both, and tequila, and gin and the occasional vodka and rum, and rye, and blended whiskey, and beer, and wine, and aquavit, and upon occasion aqua velva.

I think I shall now go out drinking.

I enjoy all of the above except rum. I could never really get into it.

However, there's a chance I'll be visiting family in Jamaica next Christmas. I'll wait until then to give it another shot.

I drink nothing but Midori sours, so I'm really getting a kick etc.