That made me laugh out loud. Short, to the point, instant payoff. Good find, submitter.

+1. Would drink breathalyzer again!

chrisco123: That made me laugh out loud. Short, to the point, instant payoff. Good find, submitter.

Looked like the cop got a laugh out of it as well :)

HAHAHAHAHA! My wife and were literally falling all over the place laughing. That was too good ;)

OH,man.... best laugh of the week...
+1

Cute ol' poot.

Grandpa????

Anyone notice any farkers gone missing lately?

So wait, that's not how you beat the breathalyzer test?

Perhaps a good idea.. they take him.. he claims he wasn't drunk, was just on cold medicine.. they don't have breath results to use against him in court.

not polish

/polish

Dad?

/inb4

that was a laugh out loud, bring the wife over to the computer, and laugh out loud again clip. thank you

Stupid Serbs.

He was just trying to prove he wasn't drunk enough.

That made me laugh. Very nice find submitter.

Dad?

That's just awesome. Damn.

try fect taa daa: not polish

/polish

funnier than the link.

I bet you anything they drove his drunk hide home, made sure there was someone there to watch over him and let him off with a warning because he made them laugh. If you can make a cop laugh, really laugh, they will forgive you for most things.

Should I not have done that?

Wow thats like returning home for the holidays. Loved that!

Bob Ondeeznuts Quote 2009-04-18 09:35:49 PM
Grandpa????


This.

ineedfark Quote 2009-04-18 09:37:55 PM
that was a laugh out loud, bring the wife over to the computer, and laugh out loud again clip. thank you


And that, cept it was a hubby for me.

Do you think he wants to marry Tzeitel?

If his hair was just a little darker, and that wasn't a Russian video, that absofrigginlutely could've been our neighbor. He once drunk-mowed our lawn before he planted the bushes.

\pretty sure dad gave him a beer for his troubles

Holy crap! I cried!

That was funny. I thought he was going to vomit into the breathalizer.

/glad he didn't

link farked.

This is how it should have played out:

(Man tries to drink from breath-tester)
Man: Boy, talk about dry wine!
*rimshot*
Man: Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiter.

FriarReb98: and that wasn't a Russian video,

They are not Russian nor do they speak Russian in that video.

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: link farked.

Just worked fine for me.

I wonder if you can buy a flask that looks like a breathalyzer.

Broz_Tito: FriarReb98: and that wasn't a Russian video,

They are not Russian nor do they speak Russian in that video.

The sound isn't very good in the video. I think I hear "ajde/hajde" when he's telling him to blow in it, but I'm not sure. Looks like it would be in the Balkans though.

BWAHAHAHAHHA!!! XD!!!! HOLY SHIAT!!! Even the cop was laughing at that!!!

The cop must be related to this weatherman..

Clickity pops

Pechorin: Broz_Tito: FriarReb98: and that wasn't a Russian video,

They are not Russian nor do they speak Russian in that video.

The sound isn't very good in the video. I think I hear "ajde/hajde" when he's telling him to blow in it, but I'm not sure. Looks like it would be in the Balkans though.

It's clear thick Serbian accent. Also they use word duvaj (blow) where we in the west use puhaj.

Dad?

Make the cops laugh, and they'll let you off for a warning for almost anything.

/or so I've heard

I have a new hero.

Broz_Tito: Pechorin: Broz_Tito: FriarReb98: and that wasn't a Russian video,

They are not Russian nor do they speak Russian in that video.

The sound isn't very good in the video. I think I hear "ajde/hajde" when he's telling him to blow in it, but I'm not sure. Looks like it would be in the Balkans though.

It's clear thick Serbian accent. Also they use word duvaj (blow) where we in the west use puhaj.

I have heard "puhaj" but never "duhaj." In Dalmatia (at least around Zadar), we would say "puvaj."

mekki: I bet you anything they drove his drunk hide home, made sure there was someone there to watch over him and let him off with a warning because he made them laugh. If you can make a cop laugh, really laugh, they will forgive you for most things.

...I remember the officer laughing just like that right before he kick my ass.

strathmeyer: mekki: I bet you anything they drove his drunk hide home, made sure there was someone there to watch over him and let him off with a warning because he made them laugh. If you can make a cop laugh, really laugh, they will forgive you for most things.

...I remember the officer laughing just like that right before he kick my ass dog.

I just want to know, why did he do it?

Apparently things have gotten so pathetic on Fark that it's funny to watch an elderly man drunk drving. How funny would it be if he was filmed running over a group of children or cute little furry animals? Well, I guess it depends if the children were retards or the animals were edible after being run over..

/drunk

Broz_Tito: FriarReb98: and that wasn't a Russian video,

They are not Russian nor do they speak Russian in that video.

It says "russian" at the bottom, hence my guess.

mekki: I bet you anything they drove his drunk hide home, made sure there was someone there to watch over him and let him off with a warning because he made them laugh. If you can make a cop laugh, really laugh, they will forgive you for most things.

Are you from 1985?

Marshmallow Jones: Apparently things have gotten so pathetic on Fark that it's funny to watch an elderly man drunk drving. How funny would it be if he was filmed running over a group of children or cute little furry animals? Well, I guess it depends if the children were retards or the animals were edible after being run over..

/drunk

Gotten? Welcome to Fark.

Never submit to a roadside breathalyzer.

Marshmallow Jones: Apparently things have gotten so pathetic on Fark that it's funny to watch an elderly man drunk drving. How funny would it be if he was filmed running over a group of children or cute little furry animals? Well, I guess it depends if the children were retards or the animals were edible after being run over..

/drunk

2/10. It would only be 1 but you made sure to clarify that the cute little animals are furry.

BTW, I just drove home from the bar drunk off my ass.

I don't understand the funny.