FTA: Officers also said his torso, found near Standon in Hertfordshire, was discovered in a green Gullivers suitcase.

Damn Lilliputians

Plus it says something about 16 or 17 stones.
I only have two and let me tell you they're a handful in and of themselves.

/APB Grammar Police

"Officers also said his torso, found near Standon in Hertfordshire, was discovered in a green Gullivers suitcase."

Gulliver's travels would have been so much more amusing in this context..

anaxphone: and such plentiful organs..

Zaphod Beeblebrox? DNRTA

Anaxphone: Overweight or the healthiest man every?

Cue the Americans saying this wouldn't have happened if everyone was packing heat in 3...2...1...

Sounds like an Umbrella Corp. experiment gone wrong.

Suede head: Cue the Americans saying this wouldn't have happened if everyone was packing heat in 3...2...1...

That's the best stereotype you can come up with?

I have often wondered what my individual limbs might weigh if I were to be murdered, dismembered, and my limbs scattered across an island nation.

Oooh, dissed!

Oh man - fat guy limbs are the worst! Years and years ago, I used to work in a hospital as an orderly, and one of our tasks was to take the tissue samples from the OR to the pathology lab. Sometimes a 'tissue sample' would be a whole amputated leg. Most legs are heavy enough as it is, but you get your fatass diabetic that has gangrene and loses his leg, and boy, you nees a cart to move that leg!

Benjamin the Rogue: Anaxphone: Overweight or the healthiest man every?

Except for that worrisome case of head pigeons.

Oh, and being stabbed and dismembered...

fernandez: Suede head: Cue the Americans saying this wouldn't have happened if everyone was packing heat in 3...2...1...

That's the best stereotype you can come up with?

Yeah, and if um, the murderer shot the victims in the mouth, you couldn't even tell, because their teeth are already all broken and destroyed! Because they're British! and they all have bad teeth! And they don't carry guns, besides, to defend themselves against people who want to kill them!

And don't even get me started on those seal-clubbing Canadians. In their igloos, with their Molson's.

SirPeteTheGreat: Zaphod Beeblebrox? DNRTA



/you beat me to it

Unless you are like "rag on a stick" fat they shouldn't be able to tell how fat your torso is based upon limbs. If you can still move around good your limbs shouldn't be flabby.