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(Contact Music) Cool Morrissey walks off stage during his Coachella performance, disgusted by audience members eating meat: "I can smell burning flesh and I hope to God it's human"   (contactmusic.com) divider line 106
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xpennyroyaltyx [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 11:52:54 AM  
there's no sanctimony like vegan sanctimony.

 
Christi [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 11:57:55 AM  
He obviously doesn't know what he's missing.

farm2.static.flickr.com

 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 11:59:01 AM  
xpennyroyaltyx: there's no sanctimony like vegan sanctimony.

Not all vegans are that sanctimonious. And Morrisey is a special kind of prick in any event.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 11:59:40 AM  
you will adhere to my philosophy when I'm on stage DAMMIT!



I hear the smell of meat is really nauseous to vegans but then again I ripped Iron Maiden a new one for chastising fans smoking weed at their shows, so ill stick with my beliefs. Suck it up, fagboy, you're working for us, not the other way around

 
Fleet [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:02:35 PM  
i39.photobucket.com

 
xpennyroyaltyx [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:03:45 PM  
St_Francis_P: Not all vegans are that sanctimonious. And Morrisey is a special kind of prick in any event

that's true. i will not categorize all vegans. but some of them, boy oh boy is their horse high.

 
dalmo [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:04:17 PM  
xpennyroyaltyx: there's no sanctimony like vegan sanctimony.

What about ex-smokers?

 
xpennyroyaltyx [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:07:39 PM  
dalmo: What about ex-smokers?

or ex-smoking vegans?

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:17:00 PM  
what a douche.....

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:18:17 PM  
It would be fun to be on the front row, one hand holding a wienie on a stick, the other hand holding a lighter underneath it.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:21:30 PM  
Prima donna. STFU and GBTW.

 
ArcLight [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:26:51 PM  
I remember sleeping thru most of a Morrissey several years back. Before I learned that girls named Amy always came with their own brand of crazy.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:28:01 PM  
Every day is like Sunday Barbecue.

 
HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:42:10 PM  
Tool

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 01:35:09 PM  
HaywoodJablonski Tool

Who are you to wave your finger?

 
Christi [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 01:42:08 PM  
Godscrack: HaywoodJablonski Tool

Who are you to wave your finger?


He must have been out his head.

 
wee [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 01:45:52 PM  
St_Francis_P:
Not all vegans are that sanctimonious.


You're seriously saying that with a straight face? Really?

Because you've just invalidated the entire reason for becoming vegan in the first place. It's not love of all things animal, it's so you can sneer at everyone else you're not already preaching at and foist your beliefs on anyone who happens to come within 12 feet of you. You get to demand that everyone else climb down to your level at all times, and instantly become the lowest common denominator.

Being vegetarian isn't enough anymore these days. To really do preachy the right way, you really need to go vegan. There's just no better way to proselytize at your unwitting victims.

 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 02:05:54 PM  
wee: St_Francis_P:
Not all vegans are that sanctimonious.

You're seriously saying that with a straight face? Really?

Because you've just invalidated the entire reason for becoming vegan in the first place. It's not love of all things animal, it's so you can sneer at everyone else you're not already preaching at and foist your beliefs on anyone who happens to come within 12 feet of you. You get to demand that everyone else climb down to your level at all times, and instantly become the lowest common denominator.

Being vegetarian isn't enough anymore these days. To really do preachy the right way, you really need to go vegan. There's just no better way to proselytize at your unwitting victims.


Sure, lots of vegans are dicks about it; but, my direct evidence that not all are is my girlfriend, who never gives me a hard time about my carnivorous ways. She just doesn't think it's right for her to eat animals, or the associated products.

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 02:48:21 PM  
Why do vegans hate plants so much? And the Earth?

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-04-18 03:06:15 PM  
Mmmmmmmmm I hope it was baby!

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seveword 2009-04-18 03:08:21 PM  
We need a Toasty tag

 
LeroyBourne 2009-04-18 03:13:01 PM  
BBQ human...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 
blueviking 2009-04-18 03:16:15 PM  
GonzoNihilist: Mmmmmmmmm I hope it was baby!

Tastes of human, sir.

 
shallowdiver 2009-04-18 03:18:38 PM  
I'm a 3rd level vegan, so I'm really getting a kick...

 
fernandez 2009-04-18 03:39:51 PM  
mamoru: Why do vegans hate plants so much? And the Earth?

They're communists

/or terrorists, I forget which one we're suppose to hate now

 
Luthiel 2009-04-18 03:42:19 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Obligatory for any vegan/vegetarian-related thread.

 
ominousinc 2009-04-18 03:45:20 PM  
Nice leather seats in the car you were gettting out of, and nice leather shoes, dorkboy.

 
Peter_Veal 2009-04-18 03:49:57 PM  
Food politics aside, how could he be disgusted by the smell of a charcoal barbeque? That is one of the most awesome smells, ever.

And I hope it was human meat also, because I've heard human tastes like the burnt edges of a ham, and that's THE BEST PART!

 
srhp29 2009-04-18 03:50:14 PM  
ArcLight: I remember sleeping thru most of a Morrissey several years back.

Did you the whole thing?

 
Bobby Teenager 2009-04-18 03:57:46 PM  
GonzoNihilist: Mmmmmmmmm I hope it was baby!

I bet that dude is so whipped. He has to know that if his wife leaves him, he'll never win custody with that picture.

 
Robo Beat 2009-04-18 04:00:49 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: you will adhere to my philosophy when I'm on stage DAMMIT!



I hear the smell of meat is really nauseous to vegans but then again I ripped Iron Maiden a new one for chastising fans smoking weed at their shows, so ill stick with my beliefs. Suck it up, fagboy, you're working for us, not the other way around


It's not that it's nauseous. That's just what they say. It's like when a person who has quit smoking says that they can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke. It's not that it's nauseating, it's because it's tempting. They smell the deliciousness wafting over, and they want a bite, but they realize that if they had some, they'd regress back to the thing that they scorn the most.

 
GypsyJoker 2009-04-18 04:01:03 PM  
p-userpic.livejournal.com

 
telkinsjr 2009-04-18 04:01:42 PM  
thumbnails.hulu.com

/has the hunger
//hot like Sweet Dee

 
InferiousX [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-18 04:09:53 PM  
Morrisey could eat ten plates of ribs a day and he'd still be a douche.

fernandez: mamoru: Why do vegans hate plants so much? And the Earth?

They're communists

/or terrorists, I forget which one we're suppose to hate now


Socialists and Kenyans.

 
Badgers 2009-04-18 04:32:32 PM  
i42.tinypic.com

 
kiefermr 2009-04-18 04:36:57 PM  
Christi: Godscrack: HaywoodJablonski Tool

Who are you to wave your finger?

He must have been out his head.


Loves it.

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2009-04-18 04:45:22 PM  
Yeah, like Morrissey's never had any meat in his mouth.

 
Clock Spider Jerusalem 2009-04-18 04:47:06 PM  
Robo Beat: HappyHarryHardOn: you will adhere to my philosophy when I'm on stage DAMMIT!

I hear the smell of meat is really nauseous to vegans but then again I ripped Iron Maiden a new one for chastising fans smoking weed at their shows, so ill stick with my beliefs. Suck it up, fagboy, you're working for us, not the other way around

It's not that it's nauseous. That's just what they say. It's like when a person who has quit smoking says that they can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke. It's not that it's nauseating, it's because it's tempting. They smell the deliciousness wafting over, and they want a bite, but they realize that if they had some, they'd regress back to the thing that they scorn the most.


No, actually, it is pretty nauseating. And my suspicion is that a good percentage of the meat people buy at the grocery store is either a little off or was raised in poor conditions, ie. pork raised in highly crowded conditions creates meat that smells/tastes like pig shiat. I'm can only guess the sour rotted corpse undertone in the smell is from improper storage, handling, or refrigeration somewhere along the way. Ground beef is probably the worst.

 
GrooveMonkeyZero 2009-04-18 04:48:42 PM  
ArcLight: Before I learned that girls named Amy always came with their own brand of crazy.

I thought about this statement, and so far I cannot refute it.

St_Francis_P: Sure, lots of vegans are dicks about it; but, my direct evidence that not all are is my girlfriend, who never gives me a hard time about my carnivorous ways. She just doesn't think it's right for her to eat animals, or the associated products.

I hope for your sake she doesn't have an absolute no meat in the mouth policy...

 
00ghost27 2009-04-18 04:50:04 PM  
Clock Spider Jerusalem: Robo Beat: HappyHarryHardOn: you will adhere to my philosophy when I'm on stage DAMMIT!

I hear the smell of meat is really nauseous to vegans but then again I ripped Iron Maiden a new one for chastising fans smoking weed at their shows, so ill stick with my beliefs. Suck it up, fagboy, you're working for us, not the other way around

It's not that it's nauseous. That's just what they say. It's like when a person who has quit smoking says that they can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke. It's not that it's nauseating, it's because it's tempting. They smell the deliciousness wafting over, and they want a bite, but they realize that if they had some, they'd regress back to the thing that they scorn the most.

No, actually, it is pretty nauseating. And my suspicion is that a good percentage of the meat people buy at the grocery store is either a little off or was raised in poor conditions, ie. pork raised in highly crowded conditions creates meat that smells/tastes like pig shiat. I'm can only guess the sour rotted corpse undertone in the smell is from improper storage, handling, or refrigeration somewhere along the way. Ground beef is probably the worst.


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/nttiawwt

 
mfaby 2009-04-18 04:50:40 PM  
xpennyroyaltyx 2009-04-18 11:52:54 AM
there's no sanctimony like vegan sanctimony.


This.

WAFD.

Nothing like that vaunted 'liberal tolerance' I've read so much
about over the years...

 
OgreMagi 2009-04-18 04:56:39 PM  
So now we know how to get rid of him. Good. I'll keep this in mind if he's ever on a stage I'm sitting in front of.

 
dontbreakthebend 2009-04-18 04:58:27 PM  
is it just me or is morrisey looking more and more like norm mcdonald?

 
OgreMagi 2009-04-18 04:59:12 PM  
St_Francis_P: xpennyroyaltyx: there's no sanctimony like vegan sanctimony.

Not all vegans are that sanctimonious. And Morrisey is a special kind of prick in any event.


You are wrong. All vegans are that sanctimonious. Most vegetarians aren't, though.

Vegans are easy to kick the shiat out of, at least. They are too weak to fight back because of their improper diet. Most look like they are suffering from malnutrition.

 
e5wsf 2009-04-18 04:59:26 PM  
AgentOrangeDrink: Yeah, like Morrissey's never had any meat in his mouth.

Winner=you.

 
Clock Spider Jerusalem 2009-04-18 05:08:01 PM  
OgreMagi: St_Francis_P: xpennyroyaltyx: there's no sanctimony like vegan sanctimony.

Not all vegans are that sanctimonious. And Morrisey is a special kind of prick in any event.

You are wrong. All vegans are that sanctimonious. Most vegetarians aren't, though.

Vegans are easy to kick the shiat out of, at least. They are too weak to fight back because of their improper diet. Most look like they are suffering from malnutrition.


Weird Al is a vegan. I don't recall him being sanctimonious.

Morrissey was the original emo kid.

 
SubBass49 2009-04-18 05:11:04 PM  
glad i didnt waste my time watching "him"...

/posting from the beer garden as we speak...
//Heineken FTW

 
fernandez 2009-04-18 05:15:44 PM  
InferiousX:
fernandez: mamoru: Why do vegans hate plants so much? And the Earth?

They're communists

/or terrorists, I forget which one we're suppose to hate now

Socialists and Kenyans.


Oh right.

Screw those socialist Kenyans

 
theurge14 2009-04-18 05:28:42 PM  
ArcLight: I remember sleeping thru most of a Morrissey several years back. Before I learned that girls named Amy always came with their own brand of crazy.

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Good police work there, Lou. :)

 
rocky_howard 2009-04-18 05:40:42 PM  
srhp29: ArcLight: I remember sleeping thru most of a Morrissey several years back.

Did you the whole thing?


No, he didn't. In this case "a Morrisey" is a tacital way of referring to "a Morrisey concert" since that's what Morrisey does, being an artist and all that. It's similar to saying "a Picasso" instead of "a Picasso painting."

 
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