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(Salem News) Dumbass If at first you don't succeed, maybe you shouldn't try to rob the same place again   (salemnews.com) divider line 7
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gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 03:50:05 PM  
Usually criminals are smart enough to wait for enough time to pass for the victim to replace everything that the insurance paid for. Not this rocket scientist I guess.

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 04:00:50 PM  
...or take up sky-diving as a hobby.

 
skinink 2009-04-18 04:02:37 PM  

"Inside the home, police found the four missing guitars and spotted "a large amount of cocaine that was also in plain view in an open dresser drawer in one of the bedrooms," according to police logs."


Looks like somebody was about to go on a concert tour.


 
CoysOdie 2009-04-18 04:21:56 PM  
Why is "in the daytime" any significance?
Isn't breaking and entering illegal at any time?

 
geometer 2009-04-18 04:30:46 PM  
CoysOdie: Why is "in the daytime" any significance?
Isn't breaking and entering illegal at any time?

Around these parts, it makes a difference about when the B&E takes place. Nighttime entry is concidered to be worse than daytime.

Typical, Puritan anti-vampire b*llsh*t.

 
GoSurfing [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 06:21:12 PM  
If at first you don't suck seed...keep sucking.

 
byzantinebobby 2009-04-18 08:39:57 PM  
docfilms.uchicago.edu

Suspect in question

 
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