That's racist, Subby.

+1

Haha, I LOL'd.

Good one.

Well played.

And you guys wonder why they want to bomb us.

I had that story in my queue and couldn't come up with anything as clever.

Nice one, subby.

Camels aren't indigenous to Iran. And they barely register in trading or imports.

hillbillypharmacist: And you guys wonder why they want to bomb us.

And "they" don't "want to bomb us." You're just as bad as these retards are.

thamike: And "they" don't "want to bomb us." You're just as bad as these retards are.


Caught one!

hillbillypharmacist: Caught one!

You really need a girlfriend.

thamike: You really need a girlfriend.

Got a wife. But she can't hang out at work with me :(

hillbillypharmacist: Caught one!

For some reason I read that in an Australian accent.

LMFAO

hillbillypharmacist: And you guys wonder why they want to bomb us.

You listen to too much Fox News. They don't want to bomb us. They want to have peaceful co-existance and to pursue harmless technology like nuclear power reactors and such. Take your bigoted views elsewhere Republitard!

Good one, subby.

Literally LOL here.

/now wife and two cats are looking at me funny
//I think they all want me to fill their fud dishes

hillbillypharmacist: thamike: You really need a girlfriend.

Got a wife.

I don't see why that invalidates his statement.

Did they actually clone them, or just use the clone brush on photoshop?

I was thinking, why couldn't Iranians have sex and drive on the same day with one camel?

Am I missing a reference to something? Becuase the joke's not funny at all..

Did they clone it, or just photoshop it?

Is it too late to applaud the headline?

/brilliant.

Wow...this passes for a "good one Subby" headline these days? Talk about ever-lowering standards.

That joke is so lame Mencia will probably steal it

Jaws_Victim: Is it too late to applaud the headline?

/brilliant.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "Brilliant" usually implies some sort of intelligence.

+1 subby


I rofled

thamike: And "they" don't "want to bomb us." You're just as bad as these retards are.

Why did you put the word 'they' in quotation marks?

shawnshawnery: Why did you put the word 'they' in quotation marks?

Iran is full of all kinds of people, including a quite progressive younger generation. They like America.

Goddamn it subby. Well f*cking played. Bravo!

/ Just one delicious product of molecular biology

How did my oil get way over there?

shawnshawnery: Why did you put the word 'they' in quotation marks?

Because...

hillbillypharmacist: shawnshawnery: Why did you put the word 'they' in quotation marks?

Iran is full of all kinds of people, including a quite progressive younger generation. They like America.

Their parents and grandparents use to be pretty progressive too, young people tend to rebel against the older generation in every culture.


Then they'll grow up and join the "Death to America" chanting, which they plan to accomplish with peaceful technologies such as nuclear reactors.

spedmonkey: For some reason I read that in an Australian accent.

It's this guy's fault:

I LOLed, partially because of the headline, but mostly because we are better than them. No one in the US has farked a goat EVAR!

beoswulf: Then they'll grow up and join the "Death to America" chanting, which they plan to accomplish with peaceful technologies such as nuclear reactors.

Only if we botch the diplomacy. Which is likely.

thamike: hillbillypharmacist: Caught one!

You really need a girlfriend.

Or a boy friend

I LOLd

So are we still supposed to hate France too?

What about da ebil Venezuela?

It gets confusing living with jingoistic dildos.

beoswulf: Then they'll grow up and join the "Death to America" chanting, which they plan to accomplish with peaceful technologies such as nuclear reactors.

I thought "death to America" was just some sort of mantra that they chant out of habit, without necessarily giving it any meaning.

You know, like when a politician swears to tell the truth at some hearing...

Cerebral Ballsy: I was thinking, why couldn't Iranians have sex and drive on the same day with one camel?

Am I missing a reference to something? Becuase the joke's not funny at all..

It's a religious crime to do both with the same one on the same day.

Hurr Hurr dat be funny dey has camels!

glenlivid: So are we still supposed to hate France too?

What about da ebil Venezuela?

It gets confusing living with jingoistic dildos.

Hate everyone. It's the only way to be sure.

Oh SNAP!

Lizara: Hate everyone. It's the only way to be sure.

Not quite. You have to hate them from orbit.

/filthy hate-mongering astronauts.

So let me get this straight: this was a straight camelf*cking joke? No reference to something funnier?

From an earlier fark thread:

Article: 911 operator helps family delive baby over the phone. ..."You didn't know she was pregnant?" Adams asked.
"No, no," Ryan answers. "(I) had no idea my wife was pregnant."
Later, Carri gets on the telephone and tells Adams the baby is fine and blowing bubbles.

thread starts off with a bang:

brap 2009-04-17 10:55:31 AM

"Later, Carri gets on the telephone and tells Adams the baby is fine and blowing bubbles."

"That's good news that's a positive sign indicating a healthy infant" Adams told a still-frantic Carri. "No you don't understand" Carri shrieked to the now-shaken 911 phone operator - "Bubbles is our Great Dane!"

That's how you do a bestiality joke. Are you taking notes, submitter?

Silovik: Cerebral Ballsy: I was thinking, why couldn't Iranians have sex and drive on the same day with one camel?

Am I missing a reference to something? Becuase the joke's not funny at all..

It's a religious crime to do both with the same one on the same day.

I see! A reference to another joke. Moar funny now.

I respect the Iranian people. I respect the headline equally.

So really, after all the bad jokes and "racist remarks" on here you guy are gonna ride him for an actually good joke. I defy you once Iran pulls some bs, to not crack jokes about them or make racist remarks.

hillbillypharmacist 2009-04-18 09:11:34 AM
And you guys wonder why they want to bomb us.

Because the filthy camel farkers hate are freedom.

Are camels better than goats? Na-a-a-a-a...

/sorry

Once Iran learns how to clone Temuera Morrison, then we're all in trouble.

Because of this headline more of my coworkers are going to read fark at work. Thank you submitter. I think we have another contender for Headline of the Year

hillbillypharmacist: And you guys wonder why they want to bomb us.

They want our goats?

What's the difference between a man from Alabama and a man from New York?

A man from Alabama must have sex with his date *before* dinner.