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(Huffington Post) Dumbass Rush slaps himself on air to simulate torture. Usually he has a Dominican boy take care of that   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 422
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Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 04:49:55 AM  
He should have used a tire iron.

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-04-18 05:08:46 AM  
Well, the link acknowledges that it's taken out of context. Still, how much more context does one need to realize that the guy is trivializing a legitimate issue? I try to stay out of Limbaugh threads...but I wish he hadn't stopped with the slapping.

That said, he's just a demagogue and profiteer, folks. The sooner everyone realizes this, the less outrage there will be in the world.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 06:17:50 AM  
He was thinking about a Dominican boy and fapping...

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 06:20:18 AM  
You stay classy, Rush.

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 06:21:26 AM  
baka-san: He was thinking about a Dominican boy and fapping...

In his defense, the boy didn't look like a boy.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 06:42:59 AM  
hardinparamedic: baka-san: He was thinking about a Dominican boy and fapping...

In his defense, the boy didn't look like a boy.


That excuse ONLY works in Thailand...

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 07:02:06 AM  
Is he getting ready for the Lemon Party? Because that's hot.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 07:08:25 AM  
Belligerent Fatman is funny. making fun of the prisoners torture when he himself couldn't serve because of a pimple on his ass.
I'd bet good money that he'd piss himself in two minutes time with a real CIA interrogator. Especially if the contractor was Arab.
A couple of good bouncings off the wall and some real smacks (not some pansy ass fatboy smacking himself in mocking fashion) and he'd denounce his party and confess to being the puppetmaster of a million retards.

 
Cuchulane [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 07:30:35 AM  
Please, let it continue. The neocons have gone full retard and the Republicans are in free fall.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 07:33:02 AM  
baka-san: hardinparamedic: baka-san: He was thinking about a Dominican boy and fapping...

In his defense, the boy didn't look like a boy.

That excuse ONLY works in Thailand...


Or with Bridget.
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baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 07:37:31 AM  
King Something: Or with Bridget.
farm1.static.flickr.com


Nope, have a bud who cosplayed as him one year...

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Sad thing...

he looked a hell of a lot better than any of the chicks who did.

 
Erebus1954 2009-04-18 07:41:20 AM  
i735.photobucket.com

 
heap 2009-04-18 07:42:51 AM  
i wonder if it says more about me or rush limbaugh that i'm more entertained by anime transtesticals than obnoxious fatman.

 
Maturin 2009-04-18 07:45:47 AM  
Maybe next time he'll simulate water-boarding and stick his head in a bucket.

 
chipspastic 2009-04-18 07:46:49 AM  
MorrisBird: You stay classy, Rush.

i39.photobucket.com

 
advex101 2009-04-18 07:53:05 AM  
Let me do the slapping, Rush. And I'll put you through the pre-conditioning discussed in those memo's first. We'll start by abducting you out of your house in the middle of the night with a bag over your head.

What, you and Juan already play that game? You'll find my version a little more interesting.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 07:54:37 AM  
Maturin: Maybe next time he'll simulate water-boarding and stick his head in a bucket.

sas.localguides.com

 
ThreeEyedOni 2009-04-18 08:03:08 AM  
Nope, not gonna read it. Not feeding the Uber Troll today.

/wish that man would just have a heart attack already

 
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 08:07:53 AM  
ThreeEyedOni: /wish that man would just have a heart attack already

We should start a campaign to mail Rush potato chips (or whatever his favorite food is). I'm sure we could help the cause along.

 
The Fourth Karamazov [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 08:11:13 AM  
Shut up Rush Limbaugh, you cock!


Oh, is that only for Fark trolls?

 
jayhawk88 2009-04-18 08:17:01 AM  
Someone needs to open a Torture Fantasy Camp. Get some old military guys to run it, go by the book with what was done at Guantanomo or other locations. Advertise it in the media as open for business, and suggest that anyone who believes that the torture we did was "no big deal" can come on down for a weekend and put their money where their mouth is, see what it is really like. The silence on the topic after that will be deafening.

 
GoldSpider 2009-04-18 08:24:01 AM  
Did this thing with Rush and the Dominican boy come from the same reliable source that brought us "The constitution is just a goddamned piece of paper"?

 
Kazuya 2009-04-18 08:33:36 AM  
jayhawk88: Someone needs to open a Torture Fantasy Camp. Get some old military guys to run it, go by the book with what was done at Guantanomo or other locations. Advertise it in the media as open for business, and suggest that anyone who believes that the torture we did was "no big deal" can come on down for a weekend and put their money where their mouth is, see what it is really like. The silence on the topic after that will be deafening.

Just like the silence on the "will you be sending your kid to Iraq" question was.

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 08:34:24 AM  
I care about what Rush Limbaugh thinks about politics about as much as I care about what Simon Cowell thinks about politics. They're both just entertainers.

 
grxymkjbn 2009-04-18 08:43:33 AM  
GoldSpider: Did this thing with Rush and the Dominican boy come from the same reliable source that brought us "The constitution is just a goddamned piece of paper"?

What Republicans doggedly refuse to grasp is that actions speak louder than words. Rush got busted returning from an all-male vacation in the Dominican Republic with a a half-full bottle of Viagra (which he possessed illegally, BTW). That is a matter of public record and can only be denied by the stupidest 26%er. If you can't connect the dots on THAT picture, you need to be so ashamed of your stupidity that you shut up forever. However, I do understand that those who are THAT stupid are TOO stupid to recognize their own stupidity.

Likewise, Bush certainly ACTED as if he had zero respect for the Constitution; his ACTIONS as president clearly demonstrate that he believed the Constitution was just a goddamned piece of paper - so does it really matter if he actually said it? Only to Republicans, who refuse to accept that actions speak louder than words. Why, I know it's tough to believe, but these same Republicans are so utterly stupid they can be easily manipulated into mass protests on behalf of the richest tax evaders when their own taxes are cut! How stupid is THAT!?! If only they could quit listening to the lying words of their manipulators and look at their actions, perhaps they could get a better grasp of reality.

Anyone who's still a Republican at this point: You're too stupid to reason with; you're too stupid to make an intelligent comment. You need to sit down and shut up and let the grownups clean up your mess.

 
grxymkjbn 2009-04-18 08:47:09 AM  
bronyaur1: I care about what Rush Limbaugh thinks about politics about as much as I care about what Simon Cowell thinks about politics. They're both just entertainers.

If you think that Rush has no impact upon politics you're an idiot. The advice in my previous post should be heeded to avoid embarrassing yourself further.

 
Buck-KY 2009-04-18 08:54:01 AM  
jayhawk88: Someone needs to open a Torture Fantasy Camp. Get some old military guys to run it, go by the book with what was done at Guantanomo or other locations. Advertise it in the media as open for business, and suggest that anyone who believes that the torture we did was "no big deal" can come on down for a weekend and put their money where their mouth is, see what it is really like. The silence on the topic after that will be deafening.

True, but not quite the same. People who say they've been waterboarded just to see what it is like, and later state they can't see any real harm in it, isn't an honest example. To truly partake in the experience, one must truly believe his captors mean serious harm.

Without the psychological factor, an act of torture becomes nothing more than just a period of discomfort.

 
Buck-KY 2009-04-18 08:57:10 AM  
grxymkjbn: Anyone who's still a Republican at this point: You're too stupid to reason with; you're too stupid to make an intelligent comment. You need to sit down and shut up and let the grownups clean up your mess.

BIG WIN

 
soy_bomb 2009-04-18 08:58:02 AM  
This is an outrage! Put him in a box with a caterpillar!

 
soy_bomb 2009-04-18 09:03:24 AM  
grxymkjbn: Anyone who's still a Republican at this point: You're too stupid to reason with; you're too stupid to make an intelligent comment. You need to sit down and shut up and let the grownups clean up your mess.

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I am so glad the adults are now in charge of spending.

 
GoldSpider 2009-04-18 09:03:26 AM  
Buck-KY: BIG WIN

Indeed, and it also represents the unity and civility that Obama's campaign represented.

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 09:05:16 AM  
grxymkjbn: bronyaur1: I care about what Rush Limbaugh thinks about politics about as much as I care about what Simon Cowell thinks about politics. They're both just entertainers.

If you think that Rush has no impact upon politics you're an idiot. The advice in my previous post should be heeded to avoid embarrassing yourself further.


I didn't say that Rush says - or what Oprah, Streisand, or any other entertainer says - didn't have an impact on shaping what idiots think. I am fully aware of the fact that he is the primary "intellectual" voice of the Republican Party.

But that doesn't change the fact that his and other entertainers' opinions are of monumental inconsequence to what I think about politics and policy.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 09:07:25 AM  
soy_bomb: I am so glad the adults are now in charge of spending.

You know the CBO is always wrong, right?

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 09:09:29 AM  
soy_bomb: grxymkjbn: Anyone who's still a Republican at this point: You're too stupid to reason with; you're too stupid to make an intelligent comment. You need to sit down and shut up and let the grownups clean up your mess.


I am so glad the adults are now in charge of spending.


Why don't you explain to us in detail EXACTLY the macroeconomic consequences of large deficits, and lay out the alternative policy options along with their costs and benefits.

Do you know? For example, can you tell us what Okun's Law is without googling it? That is something that anyone in freshman macro principles knows. If not, feel free to leave economic policy to those who actually understand what is going on.

 
soy_bomb 2009-04-18 09:11:57 AM  
NewportBarGuy: You know the CBO is always wrong, right?

So Barack Obama is wrong as well?

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 09:18:44 AM  
drevil877: Shut up Rush Limbaugh, you cock!

This. He's not even amusing anymore.

 
soy_bomb 2009-04-18 09:19:00 AM  
bronyaur1: Why don't you explain to us in detail EXACTLY the macroeconomic consequences of large deficits, and lay out the alternative policy options along with their costs and benefits.

I'm not the one advocating the massive spending, so why should I have to justify it? I am advocating an across the board 5% reduction in spending from the previous year's budget with a 10% increase in personal income taxes. At some point, Government has to balance the books and eliminate the deficit. We cannot debt our way to prosperity.

 
Jakevol2 2009-04-18 09:20:28 AM  
Shut up SOY BOMB, you COCK!

 
Buck-KY 2009-04-18 09:24:51 AM  
If Obama sat on his hands and did nothing, would there have been less biatching?

/silly question

 
soy_bomb 2009-04-18 09:26:56 AM  
Jakevol2: Shut up SOY BOMB, you COCK!

images.starcraftmazter.net

/Nice bio pic

 
grxymkjbn 2009-04-18 09:30:22 AM  
soy_bomb: I am so glad the adults are now in charge of spending.

I wonder what that chart would look like if it was honest - you know, if Bush's figures had included his war spending?

Actions speak louder than words, you poor misguided soul.

 
grxymkjbn 2009-04-18 09:31:41 AM  
bronyaur1: But that doesn't change the fact that his and other entertainers' opinions are of monumental inconsequence to what I think about politics and policy.

My bad for misunderstanding your point.

 
boxster 2009-04-18 09:31:47 AM  
grxymkjbn: GoldSpider: Did this thing with Rush and the Dominican boy come from the same reliable source that brought us "The constitution is just a goddamned piece of paper"?

What Republicans doggedly refuse to grasp is that actions speak louder than words. Rush got busted returning from an all-male vacation in the Dominican Republic with a a half-full bottle of Viagra (which he possessed illegally, BTW). That is a matter of public record and can only be denied by the stupidest 26%er. If you can't connect the dots on THAT picture, you need to be so ashamed of your stupidity that you shut up forever. However, I do understand that those who are THAT stupid are TOO stupid to recognize their own stupidity.

Likewise, Bush certainly ACTED as if he had zero respect for the Constitution; his ACTIONS as president clearly demonstrate that he believed the Constitution was just a goddamned piece of paper - so does it really matter if he actually said it? Only to Republicans, who refuse to accept that actions speak louder than words. Why, I know it's tough to believe, but these same Republicans are so utterly stupid they can be easily manipulated into mass protests on behalf of the richest tax evaders when their own taxes are cut! How stupid is THAT!?! If only they could quit listening to the lying words of their manipulators and look at their actions, perhaps they could get a better grasp of reality.

Anyone who's still a Republican at this point: You're too stupid to reason with; you're too stupid to make an intelligent comment. You need to sit down and shut up and let the grownups clean up your mess.


Yeah, that pretty much covers it. Nicely done.

 
Jakevol2 2009-04-18 09:32:41 AM  
soy_bomb: Jakevol2: Shut up SOY BOMB, you COCK!



/Nice bio pic


thank you for your kind words about my bio pic. but really please shut up soy_bomb, you cock.

 
SeismicJizzer 2009-04-18 09:33:39 AM  
Buck-KY: If Obama sat on his hands and did nothing, would there have been less biatching?

/silly question


Are you kidding? The lunatic fringe is in charge of the republican party and the frothing of the mouth is an automatic process that cannot be replaced with logic or reasoning.

My advice is to savour the next eight years. I know I will.

 
grxymkjbn 2009-04-18 09:36:30 AM  
GoldSpider: Indeed, and it also represents the unity and civility that Obama's campaign represented.

You have people on the far right calling for armed revolution and murder; telling them to sit down and shut up is exceptionally civil, unifying and restrained. But of course, very stupid people are too stupid to understand this.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 09:40:50 AM  
SeismicJizzer: My advice is to savour the next eight years. I know I will.

dude, the last almost 4 months have been awesome so far. I sort of figured we'd be at this level maybe a year and a half from now. It's more fun than I could have imagined!

 
bacccc 2009-04-18 09:40:52 AM  
Isn't this the pill popper?

/not McCain's wife .... the dude

 
Hueg_Redd 2009-04-18 09:41:04 AM  
Shut up soy_bomb, you cock

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 09:53:19 AM  
Republicans don't understand why people make fun of Limbaugh's love of little Dominican boys, because in their world, who DOESN'T dream of a fantasy weekend of underage homosexual sex?

 
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