Ha, there's always a Butters.

I wonder what his conservative girlfriend thinks about her man hanging out in a Walmart parking lot looking for easy girls to rape.

Psychotropic: I wonder what his conservative girlfriend thinks about her man hanging out in a Walmart parking lot looking for easy girls to rape.

Hey, it's clearly her fault.

And they let him out on $5000 bond?

Wow, good thing he didn't have a bong on him or something serious.

Mentat: img149.imageshack.us

The one on the right. Yes please.

Anyone feel like explaining the wolf thingie to me?

Well, at least he'll have an interesting icebreaker for job interviews.

Stay Cool Babylon: the wolf thingie

It's a 4chan meme.

I thought Subby was just making sh*t up. I can't believe how stupid this guy is. I don't often condone prison rape, but I kinda want this guy to get what's coming to him.

Also, I kind of have the feeling this guy is a serial rapist. I doubt this is the first time he has tried this, maybe just the first time he tried it with 2 girls. What the hell was he thinking? They'd get in the car and applaud his boldness and want to jump his bones?

Uchiha_Cycliste: What the hell was he thinking? They'd get in the car and applaud his boldness and want to jump his bones?

Well, to be fair, that's what the pornos teach us.

Confabulat: Uchiha_Cycliste: What the hell was he thinking? They'd get in the car and applaud his boldness and want to jump his bones?

Well, to be fair, that's what the pornos teach us.

What the hell have you been watching?
...Oh yeah! Oh come get it big boy!

Nope... that's not the porn I watch.

Woooooooooo! What kinda porn do you watch thread? Make sure to mark it NSFW.

GoDawgs!: Woooooooooo! What kinda porn do you watch thread? Make sure to mark it NSFW.

IT (nsfw)

Breasts.



That's all I got.

Uchiha_Cycliste: What the hell was he thinking? They'd get in the car and applaud his boldness and want to jump his bones?

If Cinemax has taught me anything...

And this could have been prevented with legal postitution! Or if the guy had a computer and knew about Craigslist. lots of "easy" girls on there.

What Hooters girls may look like:

man i keep getting redirected to some stupid scanner site. Wtf

What conservative girlfriend might have looked like

...don't blame you dude

I see some resemblance...

/why yes, they are hotlinked.

Gawdzila: What Hooters girls may look like:

Damn, that girl is hawt! Wish she would put down that sign so I could see some more!

Uchiha_Cycliste: Also, I kind of have the feeling this guy is a serial rapist. I doubt this is the first time he has tried this, maybe just the first time he tried it with 2 girls. What the hell was he thinking? They'd get in the car and applaud his boldness and want to jump his bones?

I dunno, wouldn't a serial rapist be a little more....proficient at it? Seems like he's a fumbling moron.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Also, I kind of have the feeling this guy is a serial rapist. I doubt this is the first time he has tried this,
This

/There should be "Rapist" Fark tag.

Confabulat: And they let him out on $5000 bond?

It's GA...

They was askin' fer it, dressin' like that!

Gawdzila: What Hooters girls may look like:

This.

Johnny Chicago: Breasts.



That's all I got.

Fake bewbs look like balloons shoved under skin. Girls don't ruin yourself :(

You know those Kathy McGinty phone sex pranks?Link NSFW w/o headphones (new window) That guy looks like he may be one of her victims.

Conservative girl friend indeed! I wonder how many times he's used that excuse for one reason or another in the past? I bet his 'phone bill is chock-a-block with calls to sex services.

Scooter's urge for Hooter's cooters summons jail recruiters.

/subby should try harder.

special20: /subby should try harder.

Says the person with no greens...

baka-san: special20: /subby should try harder.

Says the person with no greens...

EXACTLY! So I am oft left to friggin wonder about that.

/bitter
//likely.

The 'Hooters waitresses subdue man' part sounds like a dream I had the other night.

What really sucks is that the next time Hooters tries to open a store in some god-fearing city, this story will be used by some farked up "Christian" as an example of what Hooters will bring to the neighborhood.

Screw the fact that it was a delusional would-be rapist who probably should have been locked up years ago who bears all responsibility for this incident. It was them damn Hooters outfits. The little sluts were obviously asking for it.

/Hooters: Great breasts, crappy wings.

Am I reading the article wrong? It sounds like he found out they were Hooters girls after he got into their car and decided to do whatever he was planning. Bonus for him. This might be a real psycho they just let out on bond.

Good for the girls though. I'm sure Hooters girls have plenty of practice defending themselves.

JohnReddy: What really sucks is that the next time Hooters tries to open a store in some god-fearing city, this story will be used by some farked up "Christian" as an example of what Hooters will bring to the neighborhood.



I'd counter with "This is exactly why we need a Hooters, to bring degenerates like this out into the open so they can be rounded up"

Did he come?

Looks like Ray Liotta from the movie Heartbreakers which allows me to post one of Jennifer Love Hewitt

AngryDragon: Am I reading the article wrong? It sounds like he found out they were Hooters girls after he got into their car and decided to do whatever he was planning. Bonus for him. This might be a real psycho they just let out on bond.

Good for the girls though. I'm sure Hooters girls have plenty of practice defending themselves.

*re-reads*

Wow. That's exactly what it sounds like. The article says he saw them walk into Wal-Mart, got in the car, and found pics of them in their uniforms, which he *gets out of the car to put in his truck*, and then gets BACK into the car! So he just did this because they were "easy-looking", completely oblivious to the fact that they were Hooter girls? And once he found out, he wanted proof? To show whom, his conservative non-existent girlfriend?

This guy really brings teh moran.

Scary... Here in Pittsburgh I actually know someone who was on her way home and stopped off at a convenience store. While she was inside a guy crawled into her back seat. As soon as she got out of the parking lot he came up behind her with a knife to her neck and forced her to drive to an abandoned lot and raped her repeatedly for 4 hours. He then took her drivers lic. and said he'd be back... What the dude didn't realize is that while he was raping her that his wallet fell out of his pants and she saw it and kicked it under the seat. She drove straight to the police station. They caught the guy that morning at his house... He hadn't even showered so plenty of evidence on him... This was about a year ago... She's going to be in therapy for a long time..

Hmm...
I guess I can kinda sympathize.


/Just kidding. Give him the chair. The CHAIR!

Jamieboy: Conservative girl friend indeed! I wonder how many times he's used that excuse for one reason or another in the past?

This guy had a conservative wife...



For more info, look here ^{(^)}


I hope Mr Conservative Girlfriend gets what he deserves.

Sixpack: which allows me to post one of some model with Jennifer Love Hewitt's head shopped on it.

There, FTFY

"Loganville police said they arrested a man after he entered the automobile of two female waitresses from Hooters."


As opposed to male waitresses?

Could people please keep their rape stories to themselves?

monsieurstabby: Could people please keep their rape stories to themselves?

What, you don't like to share?

sixpack: Jennifer Love Hewitt

You do know that's a 'shop, right?

JohnReddy: Hooters: Great breasts, crappy wings.



You go to Hell. You go to Hell and you die.