Kind of recursive.

Dial 911
And make a cop come.

Godscrack: Dial 911
And make a cop come.

We once had neighborhood hooligans light off fireworks down the street. We noticed because it interrupted a rather intimate moment. The moment was shortly interrupted again by a police officer asking residents if they knew what was going on. The poor officer quickly realized our fireworks weren't the ones he was investigating. Since that day Ms. Samurai refers to it as, "the time it was so good the law came."

Just watch an episode of COPS dude.

This is one of those times when I support police brutality.

Finally, a use of the "dumbass" tag that doesn't involve some poor shlub making a mistake that 99% of the general public could make.

/"[Dumbass] Some idiot accidently hits a deer and dies a horrible death"

Godscrack: Dial 911
And make a cop come.

in my experience, you don't have to dial anything

UNC_Samurai:
Since that day Ms. Samurai refers to it as, "the time it was so good the law came."

UNC_Samurai

Good 1.

/joke so good, made me fark up and have to post twice

/Learned you can't say bomb on an airplane.

That's Hilario.

UNC_Samurai, pics or it didn't happen.

UNC_Samurai: Godscrack: Dial 911
And make a cop come.

We once had neighborhood hooligans light off fireworks down the street. We noticed because it interrupted a rather intimate moment. The moment was shortly interrupted again by a police officer asking residents if they knew what was going on. The poor officer quickly realized our fireworks weren't the ones he was investigating. Since that day Ms. Samurai refers to it as, "the time it was so good the law came."

Coincidentally, my intimate moments had been known to set off some rather awesome fireworks. We're not neighbors, are we?

Please. Call 911 to just "see" my awesome ambulance. I really enjoy getting up at 3 in the morning for that.

Go on, I promise to be nice

hardinparamedic
Please. Call 911 to just "see" my awesome ambulance. I really enjoy getting up at 3 in the morning for that.
Go on, I promise to be nice
"Yeah. Thanks for calling me over for nothing. Shame about your broken arm, though."
"What? My arms are just fi*crack*OH SWEET FARK THE PAIN!"

pcat: hardinparamedic
Please. Call 911 to just "see" my awesome ambulance. I really enjoy getting up at 3 in the morning for that.
Go on, I promise to be nice
"Yeah. Thanks for calling me over for nothing. Shame about your broken arm, though."
"What? My arms are just fi*crack*OH SWEET FARK THE PAIN!"

I think you mean *ding*. The oxygen tank makes a nice ding, almost cartoonish, when it contacts human body parts.

/Found this out when someone rushed him with a knife.

Hope he watches Oz too so he knows what to expect in the coming months.

Godscrack: Dial 911
And make a cop come.

I can do that with my hands and a bit of spit.

And if he watched a lot of Oz he can enjoy seeing a real prison rape now.

Only one person noticed the reporter's name? Really?

Mario Hilario

Again. Really?

You wanna see firefighters respond? Come to Edmonton. We're juuuuust entering "dumbshiats burning their house down" season. I wish I were kidding, but every goddamn summer, someone within a three-block radius sets their house on fire. I didn't think insurance rates were *that* awesome...

You think dude could just buy a house across the street from a busy firehouse and see them respond about fifty times a day.

He may not get much sleep, though....

and now he'll probably see the inside of a jail cell..
where all the magic happens.

//don't drop the soap?