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(NBC 10 Providence) Dumbass Man arrested after calling 911 with phony bomb threats. "He said he wanted to see police and fire respond in real life. He watches a lot of TV and he wanted to see us respond"   (turnto10.com) divider line 24
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EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2009-04-17 11:43:27 PM  
Kind of recursive.

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:00:45 AM  
Dial 911
And make a cop come.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 12:09:26 AM  
Godscrack: Dial 911
And make a cop come.


We once had neighborhood hooligans light off fireworks down the street. We noticed because it interrupted a rather intimate moment. The moment was shortly interrupted again by a police officer asking residents if they knew what was going on. The poor officer quickly realized our fireworks weren't the ones he was investigating. Since that day Ms. Samurai refers to it as, "the time it was so good the law came."

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 02:26:41 AM  
Just watch an episode of COPS dude.

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-04-18 03:21:15 AM  
This is one of those times when I support police brutality.

 
Jonathan Hohensee 2009-04-18 04:41:05 AM  
Finally, a use of the "dumbass" tag that doesn't involve some poor shlub making a mistake that 99% of the general public could make.

/"[Dumbass] Some idiot accidently hits a deer and dies a horrible death"

 
legrandbatard 2009-04-18 04:52:03 AM  
Godscrack: Dial 911
And make a cop come.


in my experience, you don't have to dial anything

 
redmond24 2009-04-18 04:53:58 AM  
UNC_Samurai:
Since that day Ms. Samurai refers to it as, "the time it was so good the law came."

 
redmond24 2009-04-18 04:55:09 AM  
UNC_Samurai

Good 1.

/joke so good, made me fark up and have to post twice

 
lik013 [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 04:59:18 AM  
us.ent4.yimg.com

/Learned you can't say bomb on an airplane.

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 05:06:36 AM  
That's Hilario.

 
cantsleep 2009-04-18 05:08:13 AM  
UNC_Samurai, pics or it didn't happen.

 
legrandbatard 2009-04-18 05:11:53 AM  
UNC_Samurai: Godscrack: Dial 911
And make a cop come.

We once had neighborhood hooligans light off fireworks down the street. We noticed because it interrupted a rather intimate moment. The moment was shortly interrupted again by a police officer asking residents if they knew what was going on. The poor officer quickly realized our fireworks weren't the ones he was investigating. Since that day Ms. Samurai refers to it as, "the time it was so good the law came."


Coincidentally, my intimate moments had been known to set off some rather awesome fireworks. We're not neighbors, are we?

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 05:24:43 AM  
Please. Call 911 to just "see" my awesome ambulance. I really enjoy getting up at 3 in the morning for that.

Go on, I promise to be nice

 
pcat [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 05:50:58 AM  
hardinparamedic
Please. Call 911 to just "see" my awesome ambulance. I really enjoy getting up at 3 in the morning for that.
Go on, I promise to be nice

"Yeah. Thanks for calling me over for nothing. Shame about your broken arm, though."
"What? My arms are just fi*crack*OH SWEET FARK THE PAIN!"

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 06:00:08 AM  
pcat: hardinparamedic
Please. Call 911 to just "see" my awesome ambulance. I really enjoy getting up at 3 in the morning for that.
Go on, I promise to be nice
"Yeah. Thanks for calling me over for nothing. Shame about your broken arm, though."
"What? My arms are just fi*crack*OH SWEET FARK THE PAIN!"


I think you mean *ding*. The oxygen tank makes a nice ding, almost cartoonish, when it contacts human body parts.

/Found this out when someone rushed him with a knife.

 
lik013 [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 06:13:05 AM  
i71.photobucket.com

 
AngryDragon 2009-04-18 07:05:45 AM  
Hope he watches Oz too so he knows what to expect in the coming months.

 
Gridlock 2009-04-18 08:25:01 AM  
Godscrack: Dial 911
And make a cop come.


I can do that with my hands and a bit of spit.

 
Ludovicus 2009-04-18 09:43:54 AM  
And if he watched a lot of Oz he can enjoy seeing a real prison rape now.

 
fizzygillespie 2009-04-18 11:00:53 AM  
Only one person noticed the reporter's name? Really?

Mario Hilario

Again. Really?

 
Helen_Arigby 2009-04-18 11:58:29 AM  
You wanna see firefighters respond? Come to Edmonton. We're juuuuust entering "dumbshiats burning their house down" season. I wish I were kidding, but every goddamn summer, someone within a three-block radius sets their house on fire. I didn't think insurance rates were *that* awesome...

 
Be Well 2009-04-18 12:37:25 PM  
You think dude could just buy a house across the street from a busy firehouse and see them respond about fifty times a day.

He may not get much sleep, though....

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-04-18 02:32:00 PM  
and now he'll probably see the inside of a jail cell..
where all the magic happens.

//don't drop the soap?

 
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