Man, that guy really fell off.



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Godscrack

Holy farking mother of shiat, what the goddamn farking hell is that monstrosity? I feel like its eyes are boring straight into the back of my skull in order to give me nightmares for the rest of my life. Like his eyes are going to just come out of the screen and his mouth will open and that black, cavernous pit will just keep getting wider and wider and wider...

I love gummers.

New movie: "The Life sentence of Riley". Coming to a multi-plex near you.

It's just to early in the morning for that. I just had chocolate donuts and I'm tasting them again!

James F. Campbell, poster child for decaf :)

officers stopped a car that ran a stop sign at 17th and Y streets. When the front passenger door was opened, a bag that pretested positive for cocaine salts fell onto the ground.

*Sigh* How many times does this need to be said? If you have drugs or any illegal substance on you, tell your driver to obey all traffic laws! It stuns me how often police catch criminals because they're basically going: "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M BREAKING THE LAW!"

So sad, this wasn't the first pic...

Hilary T. N. Seuss: officers stopped a car that ran a stop sign at 17th and Y streets. When the front passenger door was opened, a bag that pretested positive for cocaine salts fell onto the ground.

*Sigh* How many times does this need to be said? If you have drugs or any illegal substance on you, tell your driver to obey all traffic laws! It stuns me how often police catch criminals because they're basically going: "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M BREAKING THE LAW!"

As a relative of mine who is a cop once said. "We wouldn't catch most criminals if they weren't stupid."

Luckily, apart from Hollywood movies, criminals tend to be incredibly stupid.

-I believe the technical term is A2M...

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As I read this article this morning, I spewed my civet coffee and thought to myself "fark! that's where I live!"

and what's so wrong with ass-to-mouth? ass-to-mouthers deserve the same rights as anyone else. ass-to-mouthers work just as hard as anyone else. ass-to-mouthers pay their taxes and deserve the same privileges. denying ass-to-mouthers the same common decency as everyone is is just unamerican.

Wouldn't the cops just end up finding the baggie in his rectum again in a day or two?

Dude, you're busted. No need to get into deeper shiat

hej: Wouldn't the cops just end up finding the baggie in his rectum again in a day or two?


-That's circular logic...

-Instead of a phone call, he should entitled to a free pack of Orbit...

OK this one is especially hilarious for me since I live about half a mile from 17th and Y! I myself have been pulled over there (no, I had nothing up my ass...) - it's a stupid stop sign that basically everybody rolls through right on the edge of campus.

But damn that's gross.

karst:

As a relative of mine who is a cop once said. "We wouldn't catch most criminals if they weren't stupid."


I think aside from the jury that discusses if he/she is guilty or innocent, there should be a second jury that debates the idiocy of what was going on at the time of the arrest on a scale from 1-10. A 5 and higher gets mandatory castration.

Eat shiat! 40 BILLION flies can't be wrong!

Amigajoe: hej: Wouldn't the cops just end up finding the baggie in his rectum again in a day or two?


-That's circular logic...


Ad Nauseum

freakdiablo:karst: As a relative of mine who is a cop once said. "We wouldn't catch most criminals if they weren't stupid."


I think aside from the jury that discusses if he/she is guilty or innocent, there should be a second jury that debates the idiocy of what was going on at the time of the arrest on a scale from 1-10. A 5 and higher gets mandatory castration.

Oh, clever. Breed smarter criminals.

Amigajoe: -Instead of a phone call, he should entitled to a free pack of Orbit...

Report also said Riley was shiatfaced for hours.

I can't see or hear the word "rectum" without instantly adding..."damn near killed him!"

gaverill: OK this one is especially hilarious for me since I live about half a mile from 17th and Y! I myself have been pulled over there (no, I had nothing up my ass...) - it's a stupid stop sign that basically everybody rolls through right on the edge of campus.

But damn that's gross.

Wow, a cavity search for everyone who rolls through a stop sign...

Cyborg77: Don't be hatin'.

Beat me to it. That's what I get for sleeping in

Slumped over desk with hangover; read this and realized there are people so much worse off than me right now.

The ultimate hangover cure.

Is there anything Fark can't do!??!!

Cyborg77: Don't be hatin'.

+1. Came, left, etc.

karst: Hilary T. N. Seuss: officers stopped a car that ran a stop sign at 17th and Y streets. When the front passenger door was opened, a bag that pretested positive for cocaine salts fell onto the ground.

*Sigh* How many times does this need to be said? If you have drugs or any illegal substance on you, tell your driver to obey all traffic laws! It stuns me how often police catch criminals because they're basically going: "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M BREAKING THE LAW!"

As a relative of mine who is a cop once said. "We wouldn't catch most criminals if they weren't stupid."


I think your cop relative would better serve the truth if they said "We wouldn't catch anywhere near as many criminals if it weren't for the stupid ones."

Just because all the criminals they catch are stupid doesn't mean all criminals are stupid. There are some winners out there. And there are some people who just do stuff for their own amusement and never get caught.

You don't hear about the smart ones because there are no developments in an unsolved case with no suspects, like when they robbed the grocery store out here years ago.

hej: Wouldn't the cops just end up finding the baggie in his rectum again in a day or two?

What a viscious cycle.

2wolves: New movie: "The Life sentence of Riley". Coming to a multi-plex near you.

+2 grinning innernets to you 2 wolves.

Tentacle: gaverill: OK this one is especially hilarious for me since I live about half a mile from 17th and Y! I myself have been pulled over there (no, I had nothing up my ass...) - it's a stupid stop sign that basically everybody rolls through right on the edge of campus.

But damn that's gross.

Wow, a cavity search for everyone who rolls through a stop sign...

Nah, just for those who, after being pulled over for rolling through a stop sign, have a baggie of coke fall on the ground from their car.

Can someone please post the picture of the blancmange eating Eric Idle with the caption "It's not Riley!"

/Two girls one cop

Wish he would have succeeded, because then we could be talking about the shiat-eating grin he had upon completion.

hej: Wouldn't the cops just end up finding the baggie in his rectum again in a day or two?

If he swallows the bag, it could rupture in his stomach as it is digested and he could die of cocaine overdose.

moondo: hej: Wouldn't the cops just end up finding the baggie in his rectum again in a day or two?

If he swallows the bag, it could rupture in his stomach as it is digested and he could die of cocaine overdose.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

CloudBoy: I can't see or hear the word "rectum" without instantly adding..."damn near killed him!"

That never gets old, does it?
/12 year old sense of humor

Some Days Immortality Sux 2009-04-18 10:45:38 AM
Slumped over desk with hangover; read this and realized there are people so much worse off than me right now.

The ultimate hangover cure.

Is there anything Fark can't do!??!!

Thhishhh . . . oh . . . ow, ow, ow, my head, shiat ! ! !

You never go ass to mouth!

freakdiablo: I think aside from the jury that discusses if he/she is guilty or innocent, there should be a second jury that debates the idiocy of what was going on at the time of the arrest on a scale from 1-10. A 5 and higher gets mandatory castration.

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This is pretty close to Abel Hall, IIRC from my college days. It's also where they tore up the streets for the Antelope Valley Project, Lincoln's own bit of pork. Lancaster County Sheriff Tom Casady is a fun sucker too--not a bit surprised someone was pulled over for failure to stop at a stop sign while all the students jaywalk.

gaverill: OK this one is especially hilarious for me since I live about half a mile from 17th and Y! I myself have been pulled over there (no, I had nothing up my ass...) - it's a stupid stop sign that basically everybody rolls through right on the edge of campus.

But damn that's gross.

(no, I had nothing up my ass...) but your head if you got caught at the same stop sign as these geniuses.