It's not every day you see a horse use a toilet.

Raiden333: It's not every day you see a horse use a toilet.

I LOL'd.

Raiden333: It's not every day you see a horse use a toilet.

Good one. Thanks for the chuckle.

Pint-pulling publican pushes peeing posh's porcelain peepot poptop per puerile publication.

/Well, they started it.

wow, they must be sooo broke.

you don't see it butt there is a new label on the bottom that says "This toilet seat brought to you by the buttsweat stalked of East Essex"

^stalkers.... should have previewed...


/fail

Something, something, "...get so much ass...", something...

Did the bartender ask her: "why the long face?"

ugh. what horseshiat

... fifty bucks!

/uh, excuse me, do you have anything up for auction that isn't gross?

Actress/Celeb Hayden Panettiere handled one of my Doubloons last week. Should I put that on Ebay too?

I think she just wanted the momentary comfort of being in a stall after a long day with the public.

The Sun doesn't shine there.

nero_design: Actress/Celeb Hayden Panettiere handled one of my Doubloons last week.

I had a fantasy about her handling my Doubloons once. Told her I'd trade her for a Piece of Eight.

Did the landlady collect her urine too?

The Duchess then returned to the bar and asked whether she could have a sloe gin.

Mrs Azerkane said: "Unfortunately I didn't have that but she had a Stone's ginger wine instead.

What kind of bar doesn't have a bottle of sloe gin on hand?

"Then I just saw her hair and I knew it was her - I rushed to the front door and unlatched it.

Did the landlady open the pub before opening time? It seems so since she had to unlock the front door. I thought they were pretty strict about that kind of thing in the UK, but if your a royal horsey with an entourage, I guess the rules don't apply. Surprised no one has PS'd the toilet seat around the Duchess' neck.

Xai: wow, they must be sooo broke.

They're giving the money to charity.

Raiden333: It's not every day you see a horse use a toilet.

I think many of us were thinking the same thing. My second thought was that It's better than something that touched her face!

One time, I was in a public whizzer and John Kay (Steppenwolf) came in and whizzed into the whizzer next to the one I was whizzing into.

Can I make money with this?

So you can lead a horse to water....

I thought royalty were exempt from this sort of thing.

I must say, that's in appallingly poor taste.

Obnox: I must say, that's in appallingly poor taste.

I agree. Sloe gin is Robitussin disguised as liquor.

Raiden333: It's not every day you see a horse use a toilet.

Wow, over in one. Beautiful.

I miss Princess Di.

Dunno about the horse thing. She's pretty fit for a lass of 62.

FTFA: "But she warned her that the toilet hadn't been decorated in a while.

She said: 'I don't know why I said it but she didn't seem to mind. I said June our cleaner had been in and done a good job, though.' "

Is June the name of the cleaner or the month in which said cleaner had last been in?

True story. Around Balmoral Scotland they have lots of places where the royals have visited and they are all marked with a memorial plaque. After a few pints we started asking the locals "Did the Queen shiat here too?"

/stupid, drunken Yanks

Obnox: I must say, that's in appallingly poor taste.

Just another sign that our celeb culture is out of hand.

So a horse walks into a a bar . . .

skinink: I guess Camilla didn't leave her tampon behind for sale, only because no one would believe a tampon could walk...

It's got wings.

Oh god, sloe gin. I can't even look at the stuff without shuddering. At my old job, there was a morbidly obese woman who smelled like mouldy laundry and a yeast infection and she loooooved the stuff. Every day after work, she'd buy a two liter of 7up and a bottle of sloe gin...ugh, I just grossed myself out again.

biglot: One time, I was in a public whizzer and John Kay (Steppenwolf) came in and whizzed into the whizzer next to the one I was whizzing into.

Can I make money with this?

Highly unlikely, it's not much of a story really is it? Be honest to yourself.

Jamieboy: What kind of bar doesn't have a bottle of sloe gin on hand?

It sounds like they are a beer & wine only bar. I didn't know those existed outside the United States.

I'd have followed her into the bathroom and rodgered her, come back out to the bar with my pants down around my ankles and my shaft of manhood still beating and get a few photos of myself to sell to The Sun.

Reminds me of the ABBA turd from that Priscilla movie.

Spanky3woods: True story. Around Balmoral Scotland they have lots of places where the royals have visited and they are all marked with a memorial plaque. After a few pints we started asking the locals "Did the Queen shiat here too?"

/stupid, drunken Yanks

Hey, I woulda asked the same thing.

May I start the bidding at $25

Actually it's "eBay."

RabbitOfCaerbannog: Xai: wow, they must be sooo broke.

They're giving the money to charity.

This is what I came in here to say. I wish subby had read all of TFA, since it states rather clearly that this isn't just a money-grab on the part of the pub-owners. Their grandson is in the hospital, and they're raising money to donate to the hospital that is treating him. Good for them, I say.

RabbitOfCaerbannog - They're giving the money to charity.


British SPCA?

nero_design: Should I put that on Ebay too?

for the right price - Id buy em

nanim: RabbitOfCaerbannog - They're giving the money to charity.


British RSPCA?


//FTFY

Cormee: I'd have followed her into the bathroom and rodgered her, come back out to the bar with my pants down around my ankles and my shaft of manhood still beating and get a few photos of myself to sell to The Sun.

No you wouldn't, girly man.

Also, here's my crappy attempt at untwirling the image from your profile. Damn you for twirling twice.

Raiden333: It's not every day you see a horse use a toilet.

over in one...

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall stops by your seedy tavern to use the restroom and have a sloe gin.

Sloe gin.

Is that what the British call a nose hair curling, fog causing, plant your feet, grab your ankles, "do not go in there," steaming dump?

Heh, those crazy Brits and their slang.

GIS for Horse toilet...? :D

/was hoping for something less 'graphic'
//image is hot, unlike Camilla

Unfetchable? Meh, oh well.

What the tavern owner doesn't know, is that Camilla used the urinal!

There's a stall in the men's room that is missing a seat.