I would tax the nude in my bed.

No, not tax. What's the word? Ummmm..... Welcome!

This whore-on-whore aggression must stop!

"I'm willing to go in and do the dirty work if no one else will."

He probably has experience farking the taxpayers anyway.

30% gratuity for groups over 10

Holy Jebus . . . what will they tax next?

Donald_McRonald: This whore-on-whore aggression must stop!

Wanna dress up like Indians and dump them in the river?

Come to Rhode Island. No taxes on whorin' here!

Nova Bear: Holy Jebus . . . what will they tax next?

Air?

They tax gambling revenues, why shouldn't they tax the other high-profile legal revenue stream in their state?

This Senator must have got his inspiration from David Vitter.

Don't tax me ho.

crab66: Nova Bear: Holy Jebus . . . what will they tax next?

Air?

Well, considering Hillary wanted to impose a tax on being alive, I don't think that is too extreme

No taxation without representation.


/pimp hand.... strong

there is something wrong in this country when a man can't take it up the @ss from a prostitute and then take it up the @ss from the government

crab66: Nova Bear: Holy Jebus . . . what will they tax next?

Air?

Air is still free! Air is still free!

me_the_farker: there is something wrong in this country when a man can't take it up the @ss from a prostitute and then take it up the @ss from the government

Government loves sloppy seconds.

Percent of a woman.

No Monty Python reference yet? Fark Fail.

/thingie?!

do the dirty work

Senator Sanchez?

/DNRTFA

Are you suggesting we tax... thingie?

ahh... beaten by fifthhorseman

Tyrion Lannister unavailable for comment.

Poontax?

An In-cum tax?

"I'm sorry, sir, your capital gains tax is in arrears..."

Just fill out form 69-EZ.

Will it be a progressive tax - 5% oral; 15% vaginal; 25% anal; 30% group?
Or...wait for it...

a sliding scale?

They shouldn't tax the assets, only the tips.

IXI Jim IXI:

An In-cum tax?

Wiener wiener chicken diener.

IXI Jim IXI: An In-cum tax?



Man... you have talent.

IXI Jim IXI: They shouldn't tax the assets, only the tips.

Asside from your tongue in cheek remark there, those workers are already taxed on tips, because it is income.

But, can condoms be deducted as a business expense? How about whip cream, feathers, and nipple clamps?

No taxation without copulation!

DarnoKonrad: Donald_McRonald: This whore-on-whore aggression must stop!

Wanna dress up like Indians and dump them in the river?

i'm in

Would regular sex count as tax deductible charity?

Masso: Tyrion Lannister unavailable for comment.

I was wondering if the tax is just a dwarf's penny.

meat0918: But, can condoms be deducted as a business expense? How about whip cream, feathers, and nipple clamps?

From what I remember from watching The Dollhouse on HBO, about one of the brothels, they have to pay for some of those kinds of things themselves (from the 'house' itself, I think), and it comes out of their income. I would guess that kind of stuff qualifies?

Masso: Tyrion Lannister unavailable for comment.

Of course he is! He went down the tower and no one can find him. At least we know where Sansa is.

Penny's pound wise.

Will it be a progressive tax - 5% oral; 15% vaginal; 25% anal; 30% group?
Or...wait for it...

a sliding scale?DarnoKonrad: Donald_McRonald: This whore-on-whore aggression must stop!

Wanna dress up like Indians and dump on them in the river?

Kinky. I'm in.

Phil Herup: crab66: Nova Bear: Holy Jebus . . . what will they tax next?

Air?

Air is still free! Air is still free!

Clean Air for Sale, $5 a Ton (new window)

kasmel: Phil Herup: crab66: Nova Bear: Holy Jebus . . . what will they tax next?

Air?

Air is still free! Air is still free!

Clean Air for Sale, $5 a Ton (new window)

It's a hot commodity on planet Spaceballs.

Prostitution should be illegal, period. I cunnot believe that Sin. B. Coffin would attempt to legitamize suck an abortive practice.

sumofsome: Prostitution should be illegal, period. I cunnot believe that Sin. B. Coffin would attempt to legitamize suck an abortive practice.

Perhaps he's just a masochist.

sumofsome:

Prostitution should be illegal, period.

Why, question mark?

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs I say.

Let's socialize these whores.

SherKhan: Why, question mark?

Probably because of their rates. ;)

sumofsome: Prostitution should be illegal, period. I cunnot believe that Sin. B. Coffin would attempt to legitamize suck an abortive practice.

It wants attention.

IXI Jim IXI: From what I remember from watching The Dollhouse Cathouse on HBO, about one of the brothels, they have to pay for some of those kinds of things themselves (from the 'house' itself, I think), and it comes out of their income. I would guess that kind of stuff qualifies?

/ftfy

meat0918: But, can condoms be deducted as a business expense? How about whip cream, feathers, and nipple clamps?

If they file a proper 5280 on their Schedule A, I don't see how there would be any problem considering them legitimate business expenses. Especially if they are kept at and used in the place of business only.

meat0918: But, can condoms be deducted as a business expense? How about whip cream, feathers, and nipple clamps?

Plus the fee for emptying the dumpster full of cum-filled condoms in the back of the building...

gunga galunga: I would tax the nude in my bed.

No, not tax. What's the word? Ummmm..... Welcome!

I saw what you did there, you magnificent bastard.

/First thing I thought of, too