A bravo and a +1 for subby.

/should I tape this thread, man?

+1

I think we have found our headline for the week.

Congrats, subby.

ZOMBIES!!!!

/Grabs guns and runs to the nearest Walmart.

/obligatory

Abstruse: ZOMBIES!!!!

/Grabs guns and runs to the nearest Walmart.

In the URL: "THE_DEAD_RETURN" So yeah, that's what I thought too.

Jackpot777: /obligatory

I feel happy. I feel happy.

Grew up listening to the Dead.


Newsflash... they are highly overrated.





/stay dead

Yeah, whatever. Jerry is still D-E-A-D.

Phil Herup: Newsflash... they are highly overrated.

/stay dead

THIS

Someone actually checked the voter rolls in Chicago?

M - O - O - N

that spells dead

He's changed a lot of ugly bags of mostly water into whine.

Does this make The Grateful Dead hippie commie fascist nazi crazy-christian muslim Kenyans, too?

/associations define a man
//Why can't it define a band?
///Let's stop all this waargaarble, hey
////All we need is a Touch of Grey

Phil Herup: Grew up listening to the Dead.


Newsflash... they are highly overrated.



Then...why did you "grow up listening to the Dead", numbnuts? Only 8-track in your cell block?

Riding that plane
High on cocaine
Barry O you better
watch your speed

Trouble ahead
trouble behind
and you know that notion
just crossed my mind.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Then...why did you "grow up listening to the Dead", numbnuts?



Friends with bad taste, thinking it was cool to always have them playing.


/I actually never grew up though.

Phil Herup: Marla Singer's Laundry: Then...why did you "grow up listening to the Dead", numbnuts?



Friends with bad taste, thinking it was cool to always have them playing.


/I actually never grew up though.

I like them okay. But I was annoyed by my faux-deadhead pals.

Oh no! Common ground!

What to Grateful Dead fans say when they run out of drugs? ......... This music sucks.

I give the Dead reluctant plugged ear credit for pioneering the whole tuning optional approach to music and not getting booed off stage for it. Sorta of a Kafka meets Kaufman achievement.

Whatever. Jeffrey Dahmer could braise the dead.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Phil Herup: Marla Singer's Laundry: Then...why did you "grow up listening to the Dead", numbnuts?



Friends with bad taste, thinking it was cool to always have them playing.


/I actually never grew up though.

I like them okay. But I was annoyed by my faux-deadhead pals.

Oh no! Common ground!

God, I never get tired of watching you two go back and forth.

You're either:

1) a schitzo with 2 accounts
2) Madly in love
3) The only person in the history of Fark who can troll themselves for hours on end.
4) Complete morons
5) All of the above.

JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Marla Singer's Laundry: Phil Herup: Marla Singer's Laundry: Then...why did you "grow up listening to the Dead", numbnuts?



Friends with bad taste, thinking it was cool to always have them playing.


/I actually never grew up though.

I like them okay. But I was annoyed by my faux-deadhead pals.

Oh no! Common ground!

God, I never get tired of watching you two go back and forth.

You're either:

1) a schitzo with 2 accounts
2) Madly in love
3) The only person in the history of Fark who can troll themselves for hours on end.
4) Complete morons
5) All of the above.

Aren't we all 5) All of the above?

Marla Singer's Laundry: Aren't we all 5) All of the above?


Quite possibly.. and that's what makes your interactions so.. fascinating

Phil Herup: Grew up listening to the Dead.


Newsflash... they are highly overrated.


/stay dead

...and take Phish with you.

Marla Singer's Laundry: JesusGaveMuhammadAFacial: Marla Singer's Laundry: Phil Herup: Marla Singer's Laundry: Then...why did you "grow up listening to the Dead", numbnuts?



Friends with bad taste, thinking it was cool to always have them playing.


/I actually never grew up though.

I like them okay. But I was annoyed by my faux-deadhead pals.

Oh no! Common ground!

God, I never get tired of watching you two go back and forth.

You're either:

1) a schitzo with 2 accounts
2) Madly in love
3) The only person in the history of Fark who can troll themselves for hours on end.
4) Complete morons
5) All of the above.

Aren't we all 5) All of the above?

We could cut the sexual tension between you two with a knife. You two should just meet and get it over with already.

This is what you libtards get for electing the foreigner, Barack Hussein Obama over the patriot, John McCain. You're votes have put us all on deadly ground and for the next four years this shadow man will try to keep our hard earned tax dollars out of reach. Our country is now under siege by the obamabots as they try to keep our voices submerged. The executive decision to murder those children off the coast of Somalia is just the latest poor choice that will have our citizens abroad marked for death. Wake up people! Are all of you half past dead? Sarah Palin has not yet ridden off into the sunset. In four years this charasmatic clementine will enter the belly of the beast and heal the exit wounds of the current administration. In the meantime we must act as her attack force against the dark days brought about by the lefty congress and President and enact our own form of urban justice.

LarryDan43: This is what you libtards get for electing the foreigner, Barack Hussein Obama over the patriot, John McCain. You're votes have put us all on deadly ground and for the next four years this shadow man will try to keep our hard earned tax dollars out of reach. Our country is now under siege by the obamabots as they try to keep our voices submerged. The executive decision to murder those children off the coast of Somalia is just the latest poor choice that will have our citizens abroad marked for death. Wake up people! Are all of you half past dead? Sarah Palin has not yet ridden off into the sunset. In four years this charasmatic clementine will enter the belly of the beast and heal the exit wounds of the current administration. In the meantime we must act as her attack force against the dark days brought about by the lefty congress and President and enact our own form of urban justice.

Not even worth it.

/Steven Segal movie suck more than Steven Segal if you crossed him with a vacuum cleaner and a black hole

LarryDan43: This is what you libtards get for electing the foreigner, Barack Hussein Obama over the patriot, John McCain. You're votes have put us all on deadly ground and for the next four years this shadow man will try to keep our hard earned tax dollars out of reach. Our country is now under siege by the obamabots as they try to keep our voices submerged. The executive decision to murder those children off the coast of Somalia is just the latest poor choice that will have our citizens abroad marked for death. Wake up people! Are all of you half past dead? Sarah Palin has not yet ridden off into the sunset. In four years this charasmatic clementine will enter the belly of the beast and heal the exit wounds of the current administration. In the meantime we must act as her attack force against the dark days brought about by the lefty congress and President and enact our own form of urban justice.

1/10. Sad troll is sad.

What is this reference to Obama as our Lord and Savior? Is it some new GOP talking point? I haven't seen it before.

/teleprompter

Nabb1: We could cut the sexual tension between you two with a knife.

Yes, my G-spot is under my gorge.

Headline would be improved by the embedded clause "as foretold on the teleprompter".

LarryDan43: Sarah Palin has not yet ridden off into the sunset. In four years this charasmatic clementine will enter the belly of the beast and heal the exit wounds of the current administration.

lulz She can't even appoint one representative and one Attorney General properly and legally.

I submitted this with a long headline that sounds just like 14 other headlines unless you're high.

fenrael23 2009-04-17 09:35:34 AM
1/10. Sad troll is sad.

I assume the 1 point is for writing in complete sentences. Or are there just a bunch of Dead references? (didn't listen to them)

crabb66:
How on earth is it that I've not seen those before. They're hilarious!

lstywnch: LarryDan43: Sarah Palin has not yet ridden off into the sunset. In four years this charasmatic clementine will enter the belly of the beast and heal the exit wounds of the current administration.

lulz She can't even appoint one representative and one Attorney General properly and legally.

Don't feed the troll. Do you think anyone, really, would use the phrase "charasmatic [sic] Clementine" and mean it?

LarryDan43: This is what you libtards get for electing the foreigner, Barack Hussein Obama over the patriot, John McCain. You're votes have put us all on deadly ground and for the next four years this shadow man will try to keep our hard earned tax dollars out of reach. Our country is now under siege by the obamabots as they try to keep our voices submerged. The executive decision to murder those children off the coast of Somalia is just the latest poor choice that will have our citizens abroad marked for death. Wake up people! Are all of you half past dead? Sarah Palin has not yet ridden off into the sunset. In four years this charasmatic clementine will enter the belly of the beast and heal the exit wounds of the current administration. In the meantime we must act as her attack force against the dark days brought about by the lefty congress and President and enact our own form of urban justice.

Is this StopArrestingMe? Or an impersonator?

Also, I no longer support Obama. I do not consort with those who work to bring about The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse (tm)

Nabb1: Don't feed the troll. Do you think anyone, really, would use the phrase "charasmatic [sic] Clementine" and mean it?

Oh come on, trolls need love too.

lstywnch: Nabb1: Don't feed the troll. Do you think anyone, really, would use the phrase "charasmatic [sic] Clementine" and mean it?

Oh come on, trolls need love too.

I agree, but he misspelled "charismatic." Otherwise, I thought it was a good effort. I only reward really good trolls.

lstywnch: Nabb1: Don't feed the troll. Do you think anyone, really, would use the phrase "charasmatic [sic] Clementine" and mean it?

Oh come on, trolls need love too.

No, they need a cock punch with a UFIA chaser.

Nabb1: I agree, but he misspelled "charismatic." Otherwise, I thought it was a good effort. I only reward really good trolls.

Yes, but spelling impaired trolls need love too.

What a long strange trip it's been.

/and we just getting started

As someone else who "grew up on the Dead" (more or less) I can no longer listen to 95% of their output. Their only work I enjoy is live recordings from 1969-1972ish.

Phil Herup: Grew up listening to the Dead.

Newsflash... they are highly overrated.


/stay dead

Wow, you can't be happy for ANYTHING Obama related, can you?

Too much Weir, not enough Garcia, never enough Lesh. Hart is still just about right.

LarryDan43: This is what you libtards get for electing the foreigner, Barack Hussein Obama over the patriot, John McCain. You're votes have put us all on deadly ground and for the next four years this shadow man will try to keep our hard earned tax dollars out of reach. Our country is now under siege by the obamabots as they try to keep our voices submerged. The executive decision to murder those children off the coast of Somalia is just the latest poor choice that will have our citizens abroad marked for death. Wake up people! Are all of you half past dead? Sarah Palin has not yet ridden off into the sunset. In four years this charasmatic clementine will enter the belly of the beast and heal the exit wounds of the current administration. In the meantime we must act as her attack force against the dark days brought about by the lefty congress and President and enact our own form of urban justice.

You are so funny! This is the best parody of my uncle Wing-Nut I've heard all day!

LarryDan43: This is what you libtards get for electing the foreigner, Barack Hussein Obama over the patriot, John McCain. You're votes have put us all on deadly ground and for the next four years this shadow man will try to keep our hard earned tax dollars out of reach. Our country is now under siege by the obamabots as they try to keep our voices submerged. The executive decision to murder those children off the coast of Somalia is just the latest poor choice that will have our citizens abroad marked for death. Wake up people! Are all of you half past dead? Sarah Palin has not yet ridden off into the sunset. In four years this charasmatic clementine will enter the belly of the beast and heal the exit wounds of the current administration. In the meantime we must act as her attack force against the dark days brought about by the lefty congress and President and enact our own form of urban justice.

Dude, you must REALLY hate the Grateful Dead man...