I want to see what was on the "okay now you've gone too far " list...not bloody much I'm guessing

It took me a minute...I hate you subby.

\+1

Cue the PETA outrage in 3..2..1...

OMG, they used earwigs to eat into their brains!?! How horrible!

/approves

NOOOOO!

NOT... THE BOO BOX!

This is one of the first things I noticed looking at the memos.

Magorn: I want to see what was on the "okay now you've gone too far " list...not bloody much I'm guessing

I'm guessing beating them to death with a sock full of pig feces. You're only allowed to beat them half to death.

Occam's Chainsaw: half to death

You can only fap a puppet "half to death" the other half would be suicide.

What's the big deal, haven't you ever heard of a sting operation?

/try the veal

Put him in the "Boo Box"!!

Bedbugs are against the Geneva convention.

Is it really torture if it's been on Fear Factor?

Joe Rogan is unimpressed...

The Bush Administration Office of Legal Counsel authorized the Central Intelligence Agency to put insects inside a confinement box as part of the Administration's "harsh interrogation" practice, as well as throwing detainees into walls, according to memos released by President Barack Obama on Thursday.

Use of Sinophian Boreworms by rogue members of the Inquisition has gotten out of hand these days.

Approves.

/hot like fire ants

Won't someone think of the crickets?

/not a lot of bugs that start with c

Weaver95: The Bush Administration Office of Legal Counsel authorized the Central Intelligence Agency to put insects inside a confinement box as part of the Administration's "harsh interrogation" practice, as well as throwing detainees into walls, according to memos released by President Barack Obama on Thursday.

Use of Sinophian Boreworms by rogue members of the Inquisition has gotten out of hand these days.

Heretics will be spared no pity, nor shall any citizen of the Imperium, lest a heretic be among them.

That made me antsy.

Doesn't it bother anyone that the supposedly best brains in our government were acting like cartoon characters?



"Yeah, that's it - we'll pour bugs on him and stop the next 9/11."

Thank you subby, you reminded me why I lurk this site.

\+2

cousin-merle: This is one of the first things I noticed looking at the memos.

"No, no, do it to Julia!"

Memo: if captured and threatened with waterboarding and genital mutilation, confess instead to a deep, abiding fear of moths

What really cracks me up is all this outrage directed at the "Bush Administration" over torture. What, like the CIA/NSA/etc are good little boys who have done nothing questionable or off the books until teh BIG EBUL BUSHMAN came along? Gimme a break. Secretive government agencies like the CIA have always done shiat like this.

helchose: That made me antsy.

Oh sweet holy f*ck, you're back.

That's it.

I quit.

I'm outta here!!!

Oh noes, not a caterpillar!! How DARE they!

Hopefully we won't be seeing torture documents that would make a "You know what grinds my gears" fark headline logical.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: helchose: That made me antsy.

Oh sweet holy f*ck, you're back.

That's it.

I quit.

I'm outta here!!!

Well... bye!

PumpkinCake: Won't someone think of the crickets?

/not a lot of bugs that start with c

caterpillars, crickets, cockroaches,
Cadra cautella, almond moth CATERPILLAR
Calacarus brionesae, papaya leaf edgeroller MITE
Carpophilus dimidiatus, corn sap beetle BEETLE
Carpophilus hemipterus, driedfruit beetle BEETLE
Carpophilus humeralis, yellow shouldered souring beetle BEETLE
Cavariella aegopodii, an aphid APHID
Cerataphis orchidearum, fringed orchid aphid APHID
Ceratitis capitata, Mediterranean fruit fly FRUIT FLY
Ceroplastes cirripediformis, barnacle scale SCALE
Ceroplastes rubens, red wax scale SCALE
Chaetanaphothrips orchidii, anthurium thrips THRIPS
Chaetanaphothrips signipennis, banana rust thrips THRIPS
Chaetocnema confinis, sweetpotato flea beetle BEETLE
Chelisoches morio, black earwig EARWIGS
Chrysodeixis eriosoma, green garden looper CATERPILLAR
Chrysomphalus aonidum, Florida red scale SCALE
Chrysomphalus dictyospermi, dictyospermum scale SCALE
Cladius difformis, bristly roseslug SLUGS
Clavaspis herculeana, an armored scale SCALE
Coccotrypes carpohagus, palm seed scolytid BEETLE
Coccus hesperidum, brown soft scale SCALE
Coccus longulus, long brown scale SCALE
Coccus viridis, green scale SCALE
Cocotrypes pygmaeus, pygmy palm seed scolytid BEETLE
Conchaspis angraeci, angraecum scale SCALE
Conocephalus saltator, longhorned grasshopper GRASSHOPPER
Conoderus amplicollis, Gulf wireworm FLY
Contarinia maculipennis, blossom midge FLY
Coptosoma xanthogramma, black stink bug BUG
Coptotermes formosanus, Formosan subterranean termite TERMITE
Corythuca morilli, lacebug HETEROPTERA
Cosmopolites sordidus, banana root borer BEETLE
Crenidorsum sp., a whitefly WHITEFLY
Cryptoblabes gnidiella, Christmas berry webworm CATERPILLAR
Cryptophlebia illepida, koa seedworm CATERPILLAR
Cryptophlebia ombrodelta, litchi fruit moth CATERPILLAR
Cryptorhynchus mangiferae, mango weevil BEETLE
Cylas formicarius elegantulus, sweetpotato weevil BEETLE
Cyrtopeltis modestus, tomato bug BUG

Now that everyone wants to kill me...

Man On Pink Corner: Memo: if captured and threatened with waterboarding and genital mutilation, confess instead to a deep, abiding fear of moths

NOT PIZZA!

mason4300: What really cracks me up is all this outrage directed at the "Bush Administration" over torture. What, like the CIA/NSA/etc are good little boys who have done nothing questionable or off the books until teh BIG EBUL BUSHMAN came along? Gimme a break. Secretive government agencies like the CIA have always done shiat like this.

Seriously? Shut up, you cock.

I have just two words...fire ants.

Good thing they weren't into grinding gears. Because that really... well, you know.

A terrorist who is scared of bugs? Maybe we aren't that dissimilar after all.

I hope the Obama administration has enough paper towel to clean up 8 years of shiat.

cksewell: I have just two words...fire ants.

Touche.

This thread needs more cartoons.

I'm not seriously supposed to be outraged by this, am I? "You can put him near a bug, as long as it's a harmless bug, and you make sure he knows it's harmless." I'd be leery of any info gleaned this way though, for sure -- the whole thing just sounds like a Monty Python sketch, it's so silly.

Sabyen91: mason4300: What really cracks me up is all this outrage directed at the "Bush Administration" over torture. What, like the CIA/NSA/etc are good little boys who have done nothing questionable or off the books until teh BIG EBUL BUSHMAN came along? Gimme a break. Secretive government agencies like the CIA have always done shiat like this.

Seriously? Shut up, you cock.

What, ruining your rage moment? Never said I support or condone Bush's Administration, just that it's stupid to pretend that it's the only one to have had the CIA ever torture people. So, blow me. I am a cock after all...

Man On Pink Corner: Memo: if captured and threatened with waterboarding and genital mutilation, confess instead to a deep, abiding fear of moths

Moths freak me the fark out. This doesn't seem as bad as water boarding (besides the fact they were tormenting a mostly innocent crazy guy), but I'm not sure which would bother me more.

Lame. My ex had a bug up her ass for 5 years. Only made her meaner.

Put the 'Subject' in a room full of liberals.
The 'subject' will confess apologize for anything!
You might even get a hug out of him!

mason4300: What really cracks me up is all this outrage directed at the "Bush Administration" over torture. What, like the CIA/NSA/etc are good little boys who have done nothing questionable or off the books until teh BIG EBUL BUSHMAN came along? Gimme a break. Secretive government agencies like the CIA have always done shiat like this.

Oh, well in that case i guess it's ok that we look the other way! I mean, it's already happened, so why should we try to stop it or do anything about it? Good point!

Does not approve.

Man On Pink Corner: Memo: if captured and threatened with waterboarding and genital mutilation, confess instead to a deep, abiding fear of moths

No kidding. If someone confessed to a fear of snakes, would they have put him or her in a "confinement box" (aka coffin?) with a nest of corn snakes?

12349876: Hopefully we won't be seeing torture documents that would make a "You know what grinds my gears" fark headline logical.

You may have gone there first, but I went there better

mason4300: Sabyen91: mason4300: What really cracks me up is all this outrage directed at the "Bush Administration" over torture. What, like the CIA/NSA/etc are good little boys who have done nothing questionable or off the books until teh BIG EBUL BUSHMAN came along? Gimme a break. Secretive government agencies like the CIA have always done shiat like this.

Seriously? Shut up, you cock.

What, ruining your rage moment? Never said I support or condone Bush's Administration, just that it's stupid to pretend that it's the only one to have had the CIA ever torture people. So, blow me. I am a cock after all...

Did you not hear me? Shut up, mason, you cock.

mason4300: Sabyen91: mason4300: What really cracks me up is all this outrage directed at the "Bush Administration" over torture. What, like the CIA/NSA/etc are good little boys who have done nothing questionable or off the books until teh BIG EBUL BUSHMAN came along? Gimme a break. Secretive government agencies like the CIA have always done shiat like this.

Seriously? Shut up, you cock.

What, ruining your rage moment? Never said I support or condone Bush's Administration, just that it's stupid to pretend that it's the only one to have had the CIA ever torture people. So, blow me. I am a cock after all...

It's not usually US policy. No one is saying that it shouldn't be done. Understand? It was idiotic to make it policy.

Locking someone up in a box who is afraid of insects, with an insect, is torture. Pretty sure the Supreme Court would agree with that.

I find this thread's lack of Gregor Samsa...disturbing.

/That, and I can't think of a good Samsa joke.