I always figured Jindal for a secret Democrat. Look at the color of his skin.

Rushbo made him do it as part of his penance. It's like having to go high into the mountains armed only with a spear to bring back the pelt of the largest bear you can find in order to pay off some sort of sin.

So Jindal wants Cheney to lay off Obama.

/Would he qualify for unemployment?

Even your own party wants you to just shut up until you die. It's over, Dick. Your day is done. Accept it with dignity.

Or keep sinking the GOP....That's good, too.

how will their dear leader respond to this on his radio show? by admonishing cheney, he's tacitly admonishing rush. and rush doesn't do well with that.

So did Jindal just "teabag" Cheney?

/getting that out of the way early.

So the GOP is finally figuring out that they need to act like moderates, eh? There may be hope for them yet.

Lionel Mandrake: Even your own party wants you to just shut up until you die spend the rest of your days in chains. It's over, Dick. Your day is done. Accept it with dignity.

Or keep sinking the GOP....That's good, too.

FTFY

Lionel Mandrake: Even your own party wants you to just shut up until you die. It's over, Dick. Your day is done. Accept it with dignity.

Or keep sinking the GOP....That's good, too.

At this point it's all good. While he should STFU, I must admit I appreciate how much he reminds people why they're glad to see Bush gone.

Did Bobby "The Exorcist" Jindal try to get the demons out of Cheney?

/I'd pay money to see that shiat
//Live, pay per view

BUT WHAT DOES PALIN THINK?!?!1?

Holy crap, Jindal actually said something that made sense.
Opposition, but not "SEKRIT MUSLIN" wharrgarble.

Maybe they will have a chance in 2010.

/too early to call, but good on em!

Newportguy Lemon party!

Meh, it wasn't exactly a stinging rebuke. Cheney wasn't questioning Obama's intentions, he was just saying the usual: if we don't do things his way, we'll all DIE.

But yeah, I'm sure Jindal will get beaten up on Fox News and talk radio nonetheless. He wasn't sufficiently spiteful towards Obama and the left, and that's a spankin'.

The creepy thing is that when I see Cheney being interviewed, he still behaves and speaks as if he's in charge. His tone hasn't changed an iota from when he ran the White House. It's like he's about to say that Obama can't do X because Cheney won't LET him, then he remembers who's actually in charge, but runs with it anyway. It's weird.

Not exactly out of character, though. This is a man who is used to being despised by most of the country while wielding power over them with as little scrutiny as possible. Now he just has to be content with being despised AND powerless.

Poor little guy...

It's a long uphill battle to overcome his "destroy the government" response to Obama's "holy crap we're in a mess, let's try to fix it" speech. It's not impossible, but it's pretty clear-cut as my only memory of him.

What he needs to do is come out and stop being a pussy and just tell America straight: "Jesus belongs in our schools and if you don't agree, get the f*ck out."

I'm sure the manufactured liberal controversy over using the word 'f*ck' would blow over in less than a week.

soy_bomb: So did Jindal just "teabag" Cheney?

/getting that out of the way early.

Sounds like sour lemons to me.

Soon we're going to hear about how Jindal is secretly a terrorist who participated in the India attack!

Wait, no, that terrorist attack happened to foreign people, who cares. We'll find out he's opperating a sleeper cell of terrorist 7-11 chains.

steveGswine: BUT WHAT DOES PALIN THINK?!?!1?

I dunno. She was speaking in tongues and I couldn't understand.

Cheney just got to inspect the wheels of the 2012 campaign bus a few years early

I'm afraid Jindal could be about to find out why there aren't very many brown Republicans.

Benjamin the Rogue: Soon we're going to hear about how Jindal is secretly a terrorist who participated in the India attack!

Wait, no, that terrorist attack happened to foreign people, who cares. We'll find out he's opperating a sleeper cell of terrorist 7-11 chains.

2012 dude. Only the GOP would be brainless enough to think that the reason Obama won was because he was more brown then their candidate.

culebra: So the GOP is finally figuring out that they need to act like moderates, eh? There may be hope for them yet.

Where have you been the last week? The GOP is as crazy as ever, Jindal's just trying to position himself as a moderate in an effort to salvage his presidential ambitions. In a week or so, after Limbaugh attacks him, he'll be apologizing for attacking Cheney.

RemyDuron: I'm afraid Jindal could be about to find out why there aren't very many brown Republicans.

I hope so. It would be bad news if the right united behind that type of moderate thought. Heh, that won't happen any time soon. I am just being silly.

Sabyen91: RemyDuron: I'm afraid Jindal could be about to find out why there aren't very many brown Republicans.

I hope so. It would be bad news if the right united behind that type of moderate thought. Heh, that won't happen any time soon. I am just being silly.

I wish you guys would have your elections like we do: one month campaign, minimal bullshiat, over and done with. This four year campaign cycle for president is retarded.

Bored Horde: Sabyen91: RemyDuron: I'm afraid Jindal could be about to find out why there aren't very many brown Republicans.

I hope so. It would be bad news if the right united behind that type of moderate thought. Heh, that won't happen any time soon. I am just being silly.

I wish you guys would have your elections like we do: one month campaign, minimal bullshiat, over and done with. This four year campaign cycle for president is retarded.

We elect on the quality of bullshiat. What would we do without it?

Can you fly, Bobby?

I for one am sick of you liberal assclowns saying wild things about Dick Cheney, the greatest VP weve ever had. You may think its funny and cute to play footloose and fanyc free with teh facts but you ARE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE! This man selflessly protected us for almost a decayd and I get tremors deep in my bones thinking about what hoorors we would have faced had he not done so. I was at the diner with my girlfriend the other day and some clueless libtard asked us to sign a petition to make it easier for victims of rape to get an abortion. I invoked the righteous wrath of Cheney and told him I would put a foot in his ass if he didn't fark off from my girl and that she's having a baby because we are against abortion. I don't care what the criminal law says about assault on some bleeding heart idiot. I'm a mans man like Dick! You lie-beral farks think Cheney is gone? You think he isn't going to come around for another go around with the Demonrats? One day he will step across that mystic river and be all up in your pansy faces, commies! Teh mighty woodsman, Dick Cheney, ready to take off some faces. This Obama clown hhas you so fooled. All it takes its oine liberal smooth talker and your like puty in his hands. Just like with Slick Willy-old number forty deuce. Fools.Even muy dog skip has more sense then you Obamidiots. the days of telling lies in America are soon to end and we will return to the hights of America's glory. The air up there is crisp and clean and a the brilliant Dick Cheney will lead us back to starting over. fark your liberal he said, she said crap. NY I love you-911 never 4get!

Fart_Machine: Can you fly, Bobby?

too bad he's a black indian.

PALSIN 12!!

On one hand, good on him for showing some kudos.

On the other, say goodbye to your political future, Mister Jindal...

Oh, come on people... the Atlantic Hurricane season officially starts June 1. Bobby is sucking up to the currently reigning administration just in case.

culebra: footloose

culebra: I for one am sick of you liberal assclowns saying wild things about Dick Cheney, the greatest VP weve ever had. You may think its funny and cute to play footloose and fanyc free with teh facts but you ARE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE! This man selflessly protected us for almost a decayd and I get tremors deep in my bones thinking about what hoorors we would have faced had he not done so. I was at the diner with my girlfriend the other day and some clueless libtard asked us to sign a petition to make it easier for victims of rape to get an abortion. I invoked the righteous wrath of Cheney and told him I would put a foot in his ass if he didn't fark off from my girl and that she's having a baby because we are against abortion. I don't care what the criminal law says about assault on some bleeding heart idiot. I'm a mans man like Dick! You lie-beral farks think Cheney is gone? You think he isn't going to come around for another go around with the Demonrats? One day he will step across that mystic river and be all up in your pansy faces, commies! Teh mighty woodsman, Dick Cheney, ready to take off some faces. This Obama clown hhas you so fooled. All it takes its oine liberal smooth talker and your like puty in his hands. Just like with Slick Willy-old number forty deuce. Fools.Even muy dog skip has more sense then you Obamidiots. the days of telling lies in America are soon to end and we will return to the hights of America's glory. The air up there is crisp and clean and a the brilliant Dick Cheney will lead us back to starting over. fark your liberal he said, she said crap. NY I love you-911 never 4get!

Way too easy. Gave up caring.

culebra: I for one am sick of you liberal assclowns saying wild things about Dick Cheney, the greatest VP weve ever had. You may think its funny and cute to play footloose and fanyc free with teh facts but you ARE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE! This man selflessly protected us for almost a decayd and I get tremors deep in my bones thinking about what hoorors we would have faced had he not done so. I was at the diner with my girlfriend the other day and some clueless libtard asked us to sign a petition to make it easier for victims of rape to get an abortion. I invoked the righteous wrath of Cheney and told him I would put a foot in his ass if he didn't fark off from my girl and that she's having a baby because we are against abortion. I don't care what the criminal law says about assault on some bleeding heart idiot. I'm a mans man like Dick! You lie-beral farks think Cheney is gone? You think he isn't going to come around for another go around with the Demonrats? One day he will step across that mystic river and be all up in your pansy faces, commies! Teh mighty woodsman, Dick Cheney, ready to take off some faces. This Obama clown hhas you so fooled. All it takes its oine liberal smooth talker and your like puty in his hands. Just like with Slick Willy-old number forty deuce. Fools.Even muy dog skip has more sense then you Obamidiots. the days of telling lies in America are soon to end and we will return to the hights of America's glory. The air up there is crisp and clean and a the brilliant Dick Cheney will lead us back to starting over. fark your liberal he said, she said crap. NY I love you-911 never 4get



good stuff!

StopArrestingMe would approve

Bored Horde: I wish you guys would have your elections like we do: one month campaign, minimal bullshiat, over and done with. This four year campaign cycle for president is retarded.

If Speaker of the House was an elected position (outside of the House itself), you'd have a point. That's essentially who the Prime Minister is.

Captain Obvious says, "We have entirely different forms of government."

Those different forms aren't necessarily "better" or "worse", just different. And electing a US President has very different implications and associated powers than electing a Prime Minister (who, to be honest, you don't even actually elect yourselves at the national level). The campaign doesn't have the same meaning or impetus behind it.

Comparing one process with the other may be superficially interesting but is ultimately unhelpful.

Phil Herup: culebra: I for one am sick of you liberal assclowns saying wild things about Dick Cheney, the greatest VP weve ever had. You may think its funny and cute to play footloose and fanyc free with teh facts but you ARE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE! This man selflessly protected us for almost a decayd and I get tremors deep in my bones thinking about what hoorors we would have faced had he not done so. I was at the diner with my girlfriend the other day and some clueless libtard asked us to sign a petition to make it easier for victims of rape to get an abortion. I invoked the righteous wrath of Cheney and told him I would put a foot in his ass if he didn't fark off from my girl and that she's having a baby because we are against abortion. I don't care what the criminal law says about assault on some bleeding heart idiot. I'm a mans man like Dick! You lie-beral farks think Cheney is gone? You think he isn't going to come around for another go around with the Demonrats? One day he will step across that mystic river and be all up in your pansy faces, commies! Teh mighty woodsman, Dick Cheney, ready to take off some faces. This Obama clown hhas you so fooled. All it takes its oine liberal smooth talker and your like puty in his hands. Just like with Slick Willy-old number forty deuce. Fools.Even muy dog skip has more sense then you Obamidiots. the days of telling lies in America are soon to end and we will return to the hights of America's glory. The air up there is crisp and clean and a the brilliant Dick Cheney will lead us back to starting over. fark your liberal he said, she said crap. NY I love you-911 never 4get



good stuff!

StopArrestingMe would approve

In all honesty, it was a pretty weak homage. But this thread is so terribly boring, and so am I at this hour.

I wait with bated breath for his apology and retraction.

culebra: I for one am sick of you liberal assclowns saying wild things about Dick Cheney, the greatest VP weve ever had. You may think its funny and cute to play footloose and fanyc free with teh facts but you ARE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE! This man selflessly protected us for almost a decayd and I get tremors deep in my bones thinking about what hoorors we would have faced had he not done so. I was at the diner with my girlfriend the other day and some clueless libtard asked us to sign a petition to make it easier for victims of rape to get an abortion. I invoked the righteous wrath of Cheney and told him I would put a foot in his ass if he didn't fark off from my girl and that she's having a baby because we are against abortion. I don't care what the criminal law says about assault on some bleeding heart idiot. I'm a mans man like Dick! You lie-beral farks think Cheney is gone? You think he isn't going to come around for another go around with the Demonrats? One day he will step across that mystic river and be all up in your pansy faces, commies! Teh mighty woodsman, Dick Cheney, ready to take off some faces. This Obama clown hhas you so fooled. All it takes its oine liberal smooth talker and your like puty in his hands. Just like with Slick Willy-old number forty deuce. Fools.Even muy dog skip has more sense then you Obamidiots. the days of telling lies in America are soon to end and we will return to the hights of America's glory. The air up there is crisp and clean and a the brilliant Dick Cheney will lead us back to starting over. fark your liberal he said, she said crap. NY I love you-911 never 4get!

Kevin Bacon ftw!

culebra: Phil Herup: culebra: I for one am sick of you liberal assclowns saying wild things about Dick Cheney, the greatest VP weve ever had. You may think its funny and cute to play footloose and fanyc free with teh facts but you ARE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE! This man selflessly protected us for almost a decayd and I get tremors deep in my bones thinking about what hoorors we would have faced had he not done so. I was at the diner with my girlfriend the other day and some clueless libtard asked us to sign a petition to make it easier for victims of rape to get an abortion. I invoked the righteous wrath of Cheney and told him I would put a foot in his ass if he didn't fark off from my girl and that she's having a baby because we are against abortion. I don't care what the criminal law says about assault on some bleeding heart idiot. I'm a mans man like Dick! You lie-beral farks think Cheney is gone? You think he isn't going to come around for another go around with the Demonrats? One day he will step across that mystic river and be all up in your pansy faces, commies! Teh mighty woodsman, Dick Cheney, ready to take off some faces. This Obama clown hhas you so fooled. All it takes its oine liberal smooth talker and your like puty in his hands. Just like with Slick Willy-old number forty deuce. Fools.Even muy dog skip has more sense then you Obamidiots. the days of telling lies in America are soon to end and we will return to the hights of America's glory. The air up there is crisp and clean and a the brilliant Dick Cheney will lead us back to starting over. fark your liberal he said, she said crap. NY I love you-911 never 4get



good stuff!

StopArrestingMe would approve

In all honesty, it was a pretty weak homage. But this thread is so terribly boring, and so am I at this hour.

I thought it was pretty good. I have seen some attempts. That one was the best. Are you travelling?

Sabyen91: Kevin Bacon ftw!

Yeah, this one was six degrees of weak.

culebra: Sabyen91: Kevin Bacon ftw!

Yeah, this one was six degrees of weak.

Meh, eye of the beholder. I liked it even if it was obvious.

TripleK: On the other, say goodbye to your political future, Mister Jindal...

I'm leaning more towards some sort of Rovian gambit where they parade him around as "moderate" in the face of so much other right-wing crazy. Here he is serving Cheney a cup of STFU, and he hasn't started calling for his state to secede yet.

I would continue this post, but I must pause to re-adjust my tinfoil hat.

culebra: I for one am sick of you liberal assclowns saying wild things about Dick Cheney, the greatest VP weve ever had. You may think its funny and cute to play footloose and fanyc free with teh facts but you ARE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE! This man selflessly protected us for almost a decayd and I get tremors deep in my bones thinking about what hoorors we would have faced had he not done so. I was at the diner with my girlfriend the other day and some clueless libtard asked us to sign a petition to make it easier for victims of rape to get an abortion. I invoked the righteous wrath of Cheney and told him I would put a foot in his ass if he didn't fark off from my girl and that she's having a baby because we are against abortion. I don't care what the criminal law says about assault on some bleeding heart idiot. I'm a mans man like Dick! You lie-beral farks think Cheney is gone? You think he isn't going to come around for another go around with the Demonrats? One day he will step across that mystic river and be all up in your pansy faces, commies! Teh mighty woodsman, Dick Cheney, ready to take off some faces. This Obama clown hhas you so fooled. All it takes its oine liberal smooth talker and your like puty in his hands. Just like with Slick Willy-old number forty deuce. Fools.Even muy dog skip has more sense then you Obamidiots. the days of telling lies in America are soon to end and we will return to the hights of America's glory. The air up there is crisp and clean and a the brilliant Dick Cheney will lead us back to starting over. fark your liberal he said, she said crap. NY I love you-911 never 4get!

Nice, but don't ever rub another man's rhubarb.

VwlssWndr: TripleK: On the other, say goodbye to your political future, Mister Jindal...

I'm leaning more towards some sort of Rovian gambit where they parade him around as "moderate" in the face of so much other right-wing crazy. Here he is serving Cheney a cup of STFU, and he hasn't started calling for his state to secede yet.

I would continue this post, but I must pause to re-adjust my tinfoil hat.

That is what I would do but I really don't think the right has advanced to the acceptance stage, yet. I think before they do they will destroy Piyush's chances.

I do not give a f*ck what this tool has to say. He's another mouthpiece... only, as the Republican Party loves to do, he's following in the footsteps of something that was already done by the Democrats (turning a minority into the messiah).

Hey, if you want to take this guy seriously, just remember two things... a) he's from Louisiana, land of Katrina, and b) he believes that it is a "waste" of taxpayer money to support natural disaster research/detection.

puffy999: I do not give a f*ck what this tool has to say. He's another mouthpiece... only, as the Republican Party loves to do, he's following in the footsteps of something that was already done by the Democrats (turning a minority into the messiah).

Hey, if you want to take this guy seriously, just remember two things... a) he's from Louisiana, land of Katrina, and b) he believes that it is a "waste" of taxpayer money to support natural disaster research/detection.

I agree but tactically if the right wanted a chance they wouldn't rake their only shot over the coals and suck up to the nuttiest of the wingnuts.

culebra: I for one am sick of you liberal assclowns saying wild things about Dick Cheney, the greatest VP weve ever had. You may think its funny and cute to play footloose and fanyc free with teh facts but you ARE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE! This man selflessly protected us for almost a decayd and I get tremors deep in my bones thinking about what hoorors we would have faced had he not done so. I was at the diner with my girlfriend the other day and some clueless libtard asked us to sign a petition to make it easier for victims of rape to get an abortion. I invoked the righteous wrath of Cheney and told him I would put a foot in his ass if he didn't fark off from my girl and that she's having a baby because we are against abortion. I don't care what the criminal law says about assault on some bleeding heart idiot. I'm a mans man like Dick! You lie-beral farks think Cheney is gone? You think he isn't going to come around for another go around with the Demonrats? One day he will step across that mystic river and be all up in your pansy faces, commies! Teh mighty woodsman, Dick Cheney, ready to take off some faces. This Obama clown hhas you so fooled. All it takes its oine liberal smooth talker and your like puty in his hands. Just like with Slick Willy-old number forty deuce. Fools.Even muy dog skip has more sense then you Obamidiots. the days of telling lies in America are soon to end and we will return to the hights of America's glory. The air up there is crisp and clean and a the brilliant Dick Cheney will lead us back to starting over. fark your liberal he said, she said crap. NY I love you-911 never 4get!

Not bad. I agree with Action Replay Nick, though: too easy. Try breaking up the titles, making use of misspellings, and using more puns.

/had a fiction workshop today
//art trolling will one day be taught as literature